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The late John King’s joke of the day…

Posted by Barry Cram on February 2, 2021, 22:27:11

GEORDIE HUMOUR
Charlie asked Geordie how he got his black eye.
“Ye’d never believe it,” says Geordie, “but ah got it in church. Ah waas sitting behind a fat woman and when they stood up for a hymn, ah noticed her dress waas creased into the cheeks of hor bottom. Aall ah did was lean ower and pull it oot, and she turned roond and hit me.”
A week later Charlie was surprised to see Geordie had another black eye.
“Ah got this one in church as weel,” explained Geordie, “ah foond meself sitting behind the same woman and when they stood for a hymn hor dress was once again creased into the cheeks of hor bottom. My little nephew reached forward and pulled it oot. But ah knew she didn’t like that, so ah leaned ower and tucked it back in!”

Re: The late John King’s joke of the day…

Posted by George on February 3, 2021, 0:01:21, in reply to "The late John King’s joke of the day…"