The late John King’s joke of the day…
Posted by Barry Cram on February 13, 2021, 7:04:56
GEORDIE HUMOUR |
Geordie saw a tramp walking down the street wearing only one shoe. “Ye alreet bonny lad?” asked Geordie, “hev ye lost a shoe?”
The tramp said, “Nah ah’ve found one!”
Geordies wife Mabel was making breakfast for her husband. Suddenly Geordie burst into the kitchen, “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put some more butter in the pan! Yer cooking too many at once, TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. They’re gannin te STICK! Careful..CAREFUL! Ye nevor listen te me when yer cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are ye CRAZY? Hev ye LOST yor mind? Divvent forget te salt them! Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!"
Mabel stared at him, “Whaat in the world is wrang with ye?” she says, “Ye think ah divvent knaa how te fry a couple of eggs?”
Geordie calmly replies, “Ah wanted te show ye what it feels like when ah’m driving!”