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The late John King’s joke of the day…

Posted by Barry Cram on February 22, 2021, 6:06:57

GEORDIE HUMOUR
Geordie’s wife Mabel went into the chemists and said to the pharmacist, “Ah need te buy some arsenic.” The pharmacist asks, “Why do you need arsenic?”
Mabel says, “Ah need arsenic cos ah want te kill me husband.”
Pharmacist is shocked. “WHAT?” he says.
Mabeel says, “Ye hord me! Ah want te kill me husband.”
The pharmacist says, “Why on earth would you want to do that?”
Mabel says, “Because he’s heving an affair with YOUR LASS!!”
Pharmacist says, “Well why didn’t you tell me you had a prescription?”

Geordie tells his mate Charlie, “Wor lass says ah hev only two faults.”
“What are them?” asks Charlie.
Geordie replies, “Ah divvent listen and some other rubbish she was prattling on aboot!”

Re: The late John King’s joke of the day…

Posted by Stan Wears on February 22, 2021, 9:31:34, in reply to "The late John King’s joke of the day…"

Another gem!

Re: The late John King’s joke of the day…

Posted by Sandra on February 22, 2021, 13:08:55, in reply to "Re: The late John King’s joke of the day…"

Fantastic as always! 🤗

Re: The late John King’s joke of the day…

Posted by Tom barker on February 23, 2021, 15:27:08, in reply to "Re: The late John King’s joke of the day…"

just felt l had to respond to the chemist joke Barry brilliant mate. Cheers

Stan, Sandra and Tom...

Posted by Barry Cram on February 23, 2021, 19:19:00, in reply to "The late John King’s joke of the day…"

Hello Stan, Sandra and Tom,

I agree entirely, John's jokes are a pleasure to read, and I am only too happy to put them onto the board.

Cheers,
Barry.

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