The late John King’s joke of the day…
Posted by Barry Cram on February 23, 2021, 6:06:50
GEORDIE HUMOUR |
Doctors are used to getting calls at all hours of the day or night. One night, Geordie rang the doctor at three o’clock in the morning. “Ah’m sorry te bother ye doctor,” he said, “but ah think wor lass has appendicitis.”
Still half asleep. The doctor said, “May I remind you that I took your wife’s inflamed appendix out a couple of years ago. Whoever heard of a second appendix?"
“Ye may not hev heard of a second appendix,” says Geordie, “but surely ye’ve heard of a second wife!”