The last late John King’s joke of the day…
Posted by Barry Cram on February 26, 2021, 7:55:23
GEORDIE HUMOUR |
Last Joke: 20 August 2020:
First, I must thank Mac Hardy and everyone else for thinking of me. I'm still plodding on despite having breathing problems. Have been diagnosed with interstitial lung disease and am on oxygen at home. Needless to say, I am on the high-risk register and have to stay indoors.
Right now, back to Geordie Humour...
Geordie, Charlie and Billy were at the doctors for a memory test. “What’s two times two?” he asked Charlie.
“177” was the reply.
The doctor then asked Billy, “What is two times two?”
Billy replied, “Wednesday.”
The doctor then asked Geordie, “What is two times two?”
“Four.” said Geordie.
"That's excellent," the doctor enthused. "How did you get to that?"
"Easy'" said Geordie. "Ah just subtracted 177 from Wednesday!"
The topic of the day at the Air Cadets school was what you should do if your parachute malfunctions. The instructor had just got to the part about reserve parachutes when Geordie raised his hand.
“If the parachute dissent work,” he asked, “how long div we hev te deploy the reserve?”
Looking Geordie straight in the face, the instructor replied, “The rest of your life!”