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funnies from my village mag
Posted by colinmcallister on May 31, 2022, 9:00:50
I don't see why a box of wine can't have a little straw stuck to the side.
I have been to a lot of places but I've never been to Cahoots..You can't go alone, you have to be in Cahoots wth someone.
I've never been in Cognito, I hear no one knows you there.
I have however been IN SANE, they don't have an airport, you have to be driven there.
Employment add, The starting pay is $40,000, later it can go up to $80,000, great I'll start later.
Just once, I want the username and password prompt to say "Close Enough."
I envy people who grow old gracefully..they age like fine wine. I'm.aging like milk, getting sour and chunky.
Three brothers, 92,94 and 96 years old all share the same house. the 96 yearold goes upstairs to run a bath, he shouts down stairs "was I getting in the bath or out"? the 94 year old shouts back "I don't know ,I will come up and see", he gets on the stairs but the shouts "was I going up or coming down", the 92 year old sitting having a coffee shakes his head and says "I hope I never get that forgetful" he knocks on wood for good luck then he yells "I'll come and help you both just as soon as I see who is at the from door".
Jeremy Clarkson gave me a laugh by saying that instead of having fewer guns in america killing children in schools they should put a policeman on one door twenty four seven to keep gunmen out,,so guns are not the problem they need more doors.haha
