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Car for Sale after he died

Posted by Colin in Oz on September 14, 2023, 10:07:08

Here is the advert

Mercedes for Sale @ $1
A widow put this advertisement up but no one believed it so no one responded, except for an old man who went to see the car. The lady actually sold him the Merc, which had done just 12,000km, for $1, handed him the papers and the keys. Deal done. As the old man was leaving, he said, "I’ll die of suspense if you don't tell me why this car was sold so cheaply."
The lady replied, "I am legally required to fulfil the will of my dear deceased husband, where it's written that the money received from the sale of his Mercedes shall go to his Secretary ..."
Justice shall not only be done, it must be seen to be done.

Re: Car for Sale after he died

Posted by Liz Dance on September 14, 2023, 11:17:52, in reply to "Car for Sale after he died "

Smart lady!!!

Re: Car for Sale after he died

Posted by Joseph on September 14, 2023, 12:22:41, in reply to "Re: Car for Sale after he died "

Brilliant.

Re: Car for Sale after he died

Posted by Geordieboy ns on September 15, 2023, 3:59:47, in reply to "Re: Car for Sale after he died "

What a suspicious widow.

Re: Car for Sale after he died

Posted by Stan wears on September 15, 2023, 18:44:25, in reply to "Re: Car for Sale after he died "

It reminds me when Geordie died, his wife went to put it in the Shields Gazette. The man said it would cost £1 per word. She told the man she only had a fiver..so in the end she put "Geordies died. Skoda for sale"!

Re: Car for Sale after he died

Posted by Geordieboy ns on September 16, 2023, 3:00:47, in reply to "Re: Car for Sale after he died "

Stan wears, we'll I may have one foot in the grave and have a frugal wife and fortunately never owned a Skoda so the Grim Reaper must have taken a different Geordie. No offense, my sense of humor.

Re: Car for Sale after he died

Posted by Malcolm on September 16, 2023, 9:16:39, in reply to "Re: Car for Sale after he died "

Well, you may have one foot in the grave, Geordieboy ns, but the way I look at it, you also have one foot out!
I've always been a "glass half full" kinda guy!
And that's MY sense of humour.....LOL

Re: Car for Sale after he died

Posted by Stan wears on September 16, 2023, 18:54:30, in reply to "Re: Car for Sale after he died "

Oh boy! What have I started?!!

Re: Car for Sale after he died

Posted by Malcolm on September 16, 2023, 22:20:00, in reply to "Re: Car for Sale after he died "

LOL @ Stan wears, All at bit of fun, at the end of the day!
I love the way some of these threads "Go West" LOL

Re: Car for Sale after he died

Posted by Geordieboy ns on September 16, 2023, 23:43:06, in reply to "Re: Car for Sale after he died "

Well I'll raise half a glass to you both that's about all I can manage.

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