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Daft Geordie Jokes

Posted by Mac Hardy on 30/7/2024, 18:27:14

I will be printing a series of Geordie Jokes from the late John Kingwho was the master of these, hope you enjoy.

Geordie noticed an attractive woman waving to him but didn’t recognise her, he asks Div ah know ye” ? She replied, “You should, you’re the father of one of my children”.

Geordie, Charlie and Billy went to the Doctors for a memory test, What’s 2 x 2 he asked Charlie, 177 was the reply, The Doctor asked Billy the same question, Billy replied ‘Wednesday’ he then asked Geordie, What is 2 x2
. 4 said Geordie. That’s excellent said the Doctor, how did you work it out ? Easy said Geordie, “AH JUST SUBTRACTED 177 from Wednesday!”

Re: Daft Geordie Jokes - for Mac

Posted by Liz Dance on 30/7/2024, 18:32:56, in reply to "Daft Geordie Jokes"

Mac, can I assume you have been successful in obtaining a joke book?

Re: Daft Geordie Jokes - for Mac

Posted by Stan Wears on 30/7/2024, 18:48:43, in reply to "Re: Daft Geordie Jokes - for Mac "

It's a good one!

Re: Daft Geordie Jokes - for Mac

Posted by Brian on 30/7/2024, 18:56:46, in reply to "Re: Daft Geordie Jokes - for Mac "

Quick daft geordie joke
what is the difference between an alsation dog and hovis wholemeal loaf?

Different breed

Re: Daft Geordie Jokes - for Mac

Posted by Mac Hardy on 31/7/2024, 11:38:28, in reply to "Re: Daft Geordie Jokes - for Mac "

No Liz,, I managed to find them on my old works computer.