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John King’s Daft Geordie Jokes
Posted by Mac Hardy on 31/7/2024, 19:46:20
The topic of the day at the flying school was what you should do if your parachute malfunctions. The instructor just got onto the part about reserve parachutes when Geordie asked “ If the parachute dissent work how long dervyer have to open the reserve?” The instructor answered “The rest of your life”!
The teacher asked the class to write a sentence about a fireman. Little Geordie wrote ‘The fireman came down the ladder pregnant’. The teacher asked him “Don’t you know what pregnant means?” “Aye, ah de miss” said little Geordie, “It means carrying a child !”
