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Daft Geordie Jokes

Posted by Mac Hardy on 5/8/2024, 19:26:17

Geordie got totally drunk one night , at the bottom of the stairs he stripped off totally naked and sneaked up the stairs taking care not to make a noise, it was only when he got to the top that he realised he was on a bus.

Geordie was sure his wife was being unfaithful to him so decided to move to a house 20 miles away and was surprised to find they had the same milkman !

Re: Daft Geordie Jokes

Posted by Stan Wears on 5/8/2024, 21:58:58, in reply to "Daft Geordie Jokes"

Geordie was in bed dying and says to his wife,"I have a confession to make. I've been unfaithful for the last 20 yrs". His missus replied, "I know and that's why I've poisoned you "!...

Re: Daft Geordie Jokes

Posted by Stan Wears on 5/8/2024, 22:35:01, in reply to "Re: Daft Geordie Jokes"

Two geordies in the jungle and one says" is that war drums I can hear"? His mate says" no. I think theyre theirs"!

Re: Daft Geordie Jokes

Posted by Mac Hardy on 6/8/2024, 11:29:49, in reply to "Re: Daft Geordie Jokes"

Hi Stan, pleased to see you joining in, love these jokes

Re: Daft Geordie Jokes

Posted by Stan Wears on 6/8/2024, 15:38:09, in reply to "Re: Daft Geordie Jokes"

I love jokes Mac. I live about 500 yds from the late Ken Dodd in Knotty Ash. And Ricky Tomlinson has a pub in town.

Re: Daft Geordie Jokes

Posted by Mac Hardy on 7/8/2024, 11:04:00, in reply to "Re: Daft Geordie Jokes"

Like yourself Stan I love most jokes, particularly daft ones and the ones I am putting up are from the late John King, hope you enjoy them as much as I do.

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