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dad joke time

Posted by Brian on 6/8/2024, 10:16:15

A penguin walks into a bar, goes up to the barman and asks' Have you seen my brother?
The barman replies, ' What does he look like ?

Re: dad joke time

Posted by John Shearer on 6/8/2024, 10:27:53, in reply to "dad joke time"

I like it, not heard that one before.

Re: dad joke time

Posted by Malcolm on 6/8/2024, 11:35:02, in reply to "Re: dad joke time"

A grizzly bear walk into a bar, and says "Could I have a pint of................................................................. beer, please?"
The barman says "Why the big pause?"
Bear replies "I was born with them"

Re: dad joke time

Posted by Brian on 6/8/2024, 12:27:27, in reply to "Re: dad joke time"

Re: dad joke time

Posted by Brian on 6/8/2024, 12:47:39, in reply to "Re: dad joke time"

A white horse walks into a bar, he asks for a pint. As the barman pulls the pint he tells the white horse they have a whisky named after him , to which the horse replies 'you have a whisky called Eric?'

Re: dad joke time

Posted by Malcolm on 6/8/2024, 14:47:25, in reply to "Re: dad joke time"

One of my favourites!!

Re: dad joke time

Posted by Stan Wears on 6/8/2024, 15:48:01, in reply to "Re: dad joke time"

Jimmy says to his mate, " Why does Geordie run behind the bus when we gan to the match"? His mate says " He's so tight he reckons he saves 10 bob"! Jimmy replies," He should run behind a taxi and save three quid"!

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Posted by Stan Wears on 6/8/2024, 19:31:57, in reply to "Re: dad joke time"

Copper stopped Geordie on the A19. "You were doing 90 and I'm gonna have to book you for it". Geordie replies," Can you make it 120 cos I'm trying to sell it"!

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