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Church Humour!

Posted by Stan Wears on 26/3/2025, 7:59 am

My hobby is filming old pre 1900 churches etc and sometimes I come across some things things that makes me laugh like this notice on the door of a village church !
When you enter this church it may be possible you hear " the call of God".
However, it is unlikely that he will call you on your mobile.
Thank you for turning off your phones. If you want to talk to God,enter,choose a quiet place and talk to him.
If you want to see him, send him a text while driving..

Re: Church Humour!

Posted by Sheila on 26/3/2025, 8:34 am, in reply to "Church Humour!"

Brillient Stan, a lesson to be learned.

Re: Church Humour!

Posted by Liz Dance on 26/3/2025, 9:10 am, in reply to "Re: Church Humour!"

A tactful way to get parishioners to turn off their mobile phones!!

Re: Church Humour!

Posted by Stan Wears on 27/3/2025, 11:53 am, in reply to "Re: Church Humour!"

Another one I found amusing was at Christchurch in Jarrow years ago. The notice board on the corner said "Jesus Saves" and some comedian wrote underneath " With the Woolwich"!

Re: Church Humour!

Posted by Sheila on 27/3/2025, 12:30 pm, in reply to "Re: Church Humour!"

Another good one Stan.

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