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Is this a dad joke?

Posted by colin in Oz on 18/4/2025, 9:10 am

A man starts a new job at the Zoo and is given a large spade with 3 jobs to do..First he has to go and clean out the Aquatic pool so in he goes in up to his knees but a large cat fish starts to attack his legs so he hits it hard and kills it. What can i do he thinks then see the Lion den thinking Lions eat any thing so he throws the fish into the den..His next job was to clean out the Monkey cage so as he starts 2 Chimpanzees attack him so he hits them with the spade and kills them, he thinks Lions eat anything so throws them to the Lion..His next job is to collect the bees honey from them but as starts they all attack him, swiping with the spade he kills them all and again throws them into the lion's den...Later that day a new Lion enters the Zoo and asks the Lion what the food is like, Pretty good he says but today I had

FISH'N'CHIMPS with MUSHY BEES

Re: Is this a dad joke?

Posted by Sheila on 18/4/2025, 9:12 am, in reply to "Is this a dad joke?"

I don’t know if it’s a dad joke Colin, but it made me laugh.

Re: Is this a dad joke? It is !

Posted by Brian on 18/4/2025, 9:47 am, in reply to "Is this a dad joke?"

Yes Colin it's a dad joke and a classic too. I was told that the definition of a dad joke creates giggles and laughs with us oldies and groans with the young'uns.

Re: Is this a dad joke? It is ! Here's another

Posted by Brian on 18/4/2025, 9:53 am, in reply to "Re: Is this a dad joke? It is !"

A soldier gets called into C.O.'s office. The commanding officer says to him 'I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning'.
'Thank you' said the soldier.

Re: Is this a dad joke? It is ! Here's another

Posted by John Shearer on 18/4/2025, 10:15 am, in reply to "Re: Is this a dad joke? It is ! Here's another"

or this one Brian:- I bought a pair of camouflage trousers last week and I can't find them

Now this thread could go on forever.

Re: Is this a dad joke? It is ! Here's another

Posted by Brian on 18/4/2025, 10:41 am, in reply to "Re: Is this a dad joke? It is ! Here's another"

It could indeed be John.
0I was taking to my mate he said he had been talking to a man with a wooden leg called Malcolm, I asked what his other leg was called.

Re: Is this a dad joke? It is ! Here's another

Posted by Stan Wears on 18/4/2025, 12:01 pm, in reply to "Re: Is this a dad joke? It is ! Here's another"

And another! Paddy asks his mate "what's a cubic foot"? His mate says" not sure but claim for it"...

Re: Is this a dad joke? It is ! Here's another

Posted by Sheila on 18/4/2025, 5:25 pm, in reply to "Re: Is this a dad joke? It is ! Here's another"

Stan, your joke made me laugh out loud.

Re: Is this a dad joke? It is ! Here's another

Posted by Bill Wallace on 18/4/2025, 3:41 pm, in reply to "Re: Is this a dad joke? It is ! Here's another"

What do you call a cow with no legs? - Ground beef

Re: Is this a dad joke? It is ! Here's another

Posted by Colin in Oz on 19/4/2025, 10:04 am, in reply to "Re: Is this a dad joke? It is ! Here's another"

A group of women blonds and brunette's were on a Hens night out and to carry on till lat they decide to hire a DOUBLE DECKER party bus! All the brunette's went down stairs and all the blonds went up top..After a few hours one brunette thinks we are having fun but the blonds are very quiet so she goes up to see them and sees them all holding on to the seats on front of them, she asks what is wrong with you girls, we are all having fun then one blond shouts back "it's OK for you, you have a DRIVER

Re: Is this a dad joke? It is ! Here's another

Posted by Sheila on 19/4/2025, 10:12 am, in reply to "Re: Is this a dad joke? It is ! Here's another"

Colin, another LOL for me. I know it’s not politically correct but it made me laugh.

Re: Is this a dad joke? It is ! Here's another

Posted by Rhoda on 19/4/2025, 11:56 am, in reply to "Re: Is this a dad joke? It is ! Here's another"

Made me laugh too Sheila and I was blond for years. Have to say I haven't been on a bus for years never mind upstairs

Re: Is this a dad joke? It is ! Here's another

Posted by Stan Wears on 19/4/2025, 5:42 pm, in reply to "Re: Is this a dad joke? It is ! Here's another"

Quasimodo came in after ringing the bells and sees Esmerelda getting the wok out and asks "are we having a Chinese for tea"? "Nah! I'm gonna iron your shirt"!!!

Re: Is this a dad joke? It is ! Here's another

Posted by Stan Wears on 19/4/2025, 5:49 pm, in reply to "Re: Is this a dad joke? It is ! Here's another"

Geordie was doing his crossword and says to his mate, "the clue is old mc donald had what"? His mate says"a farm"! "How do you spell it" asks Geordie. His mate replies"E-I-E-I-O"!!

Re: Is this a dad joke? It is ! Here's another

Posted by Brian on 19/4/2025, 6:08 pm, in reply to "Re: Is this a dad joke? It is ! Here's another"

I've been appointed the managing director of Old McDonald's Farm, I'm the new C.I.E.I.O.

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