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Yet Another Dad Joke

Posted by AJG on 18/4/2025, 7:16 pm

A man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, every time I break wind it sounds like a large Japanese motorbike going by the house."

The doctor examines the man's bum and says "Ah, I see the problem. You have a large abscess on your bottom."

The man asks why this would cause this particular issue, to which the doctor replies "Haven't you heard the old saying 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda'?"

Re: Yet Another Dad Joke

Posted by Malcolm on 18/4/2025, 10:00 pm, in reply to "Yet Another Dad Joke"

Or....Two blondes walk into a building...you'd have thought at least ONE of them would have seen it !!!!

Re: Yet Another Dad Joke

Posted by Brian on 19/4/2025, 3:23 pm, in reply to "Re: Yet Another Dad Joke"

The people in Dubai do not watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabi do.

Re: Yet Another Dad Joke

Posted by Malcolm on 19/4/2025, 10:18 pm, in reply to "Re: Yet Another Dad Joke"

So the Lone Ranger is galloping across the plains, with a dust-bin on his back.

Tonto rides up, and says, "hey, where are you going, with a dust bin on your back?"

Lone Ranger replies; "To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump"

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