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Scouse humour.
Posted by Stan Wears on 22/1/2026, 6:25 pm
A plumber came yesterday and was right comedian. When he was leaving he said "don't stand at the front door or your lass will get out and your wallet will shrink". Closing the wrought iron gate he added " I'll shut this to keep the heat in"! The humour here is wacky but said in a scouse dialect, you can't stop laughing...
Re: Scouse humour.
Posted by Jackie W on 22/1/2026, 7:19 pm, in reply to "Scouse humour."
Always got on really well with Scousers! 😃
Re: Scouse humour.
Posted by Stan Wears on 22/1/2026, 8:10 pm, in reply to "Re: Scouse humour."
Jackie, last week a taxi driver asked I'd seen the bombed out church. I said yes and he said "rotten shots them Germans. Still didn't get the council offices"!
Re: Scouse humour.
Posted by Jackie W on 22/1/2026, 9:47 pm, in reply to "Re: Scouse humour."
😂 I do miss our humour aswell. You could always get someone to join in with a joke. On the train just crossing the Tyne coming into Central Station from London someone mentioned the fog on the tyne and several of us sang ‘Is all mine all mine!’ Nice moment!
I did make a guy laugh out loud in the supermarket in Pulborough the other day. They were playing a Monkees song over the speakers and I was singing along quietly and I noticed he was too. I told him I’d noticed and I was too and we smiled. In the next aisle there was another song playing and when I met him again I told him to ‘I don’t know this one, you can take it from here’
