Never let a fool kiss you - or a kiss fool you.
* Joey Adams *
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that they just about throw up.
* Barbara Bush *
Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.
* Gene Yasenak *
We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid.
A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home.
* Gene Perret *
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