'Cause they wear their belts on their hats!
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!
What is the Turkey's favorite black tie celebration?
The Butter Ball
What do you get when you cross a turkey, the beach, and Broomhilda?
A turkey sand-witch
What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside
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