**Political Aromas: A Scented Struggle**

So, a Democrat, Republican, and Independent walk into a scented candle store… At once, the many fragrances that fill the air hit them all head-on.

The Democrat inhales deeply, nodding approvingly at the candle labeled *Progressive Pine.* "Ah, the scent of fresh ideas and forward motion!" They exclaim, waving their hands through the air dramatically.

The Republican scoffs, picking up a candle labeled *Traditional Vanilla.* "You see, this is what the country needs—something familiar, strong, and not trying to change every five minutes!" They say while standing firmly as if bracing for an impending policy debate.

The Independent, meanwhile, eyes a candle called *Compromise Citrus.* "If only you two would mix these scents together, maybe we’d actually get something done," they mutter, lighting one wick while simultaneously blowing out another, unsure which way things should go.

As they continue their aromatic adventure, the Democrat argues that *Eco-Friendly Eucalyptus* would save the environment, while the Republican pushes *Capitalist Cinnamon* for its bold, profitable aroma. The Independent, exhausted, simply holds up a candle labeled *Moderate Musk,* which smells vaguely of indecision and weary shrugs.

Finally, the store clerk—a weary realist who has witnessed many political candle debates—slides forward a candle labeled *Gridlock Gingerbread.* "This one smells like nothing, because nothing gets done."

Silence falls over the shop. The three politicians exchange glances.

They all buy *Gridlock Gingerbread,* recognizing that, in the end, it’s the only scent they all agree on.

Now tell me, would you choose *Compromise Citrus* or *Gridlock Gingerbread* for your home? I promise I won’t judge.