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Mexico renames the Liberty Bell the Taco Bell

Posted by Mugwump on June 2, 2025, 6:34 am

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Mexico Renames the Liberty Bell the TACO Bell
Jun 2

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MEXICO CITY (The Borowitz Report)—In a move likely to stir controversy, Mexico has officially renamed the Liberty Bell “the TACO Bell,” the Mexican president announced on Monday.

Effective immediately, the landmark will be referred to as the TACO Bell in all Mexican atlases, encyclopedias, and history textbooks, President Claudia Sheinbaum said.

In her announcement, she gave Donald J. Trump “full credit” for the name change.

“Thanks to Donald Trump, when one thinks of America, one no longer thinks of liberty,” she said. “One thinks of TACO.”

With Ban On International Students, Harvard Forced To Begin Accepting Students From Ohio

Posted by BornToFarm on June 2, 2025, 10:33 am, in reply to "Mexico renames the Liberty Bell the Taco Bell"

CAMBRIDGE, MA (Babylon Bee)— With the Trump administration banning Harvard University from taking international students, the school was forced to begin accepting students from Ohio.

"I can't believe I'm doing this," said Harvard Dean of Admissions Phil Donahue. "I never thought we would fall so far. I've spent my entire life trying to never even speak to someone from Ohio, much less allow them into Harvard. This is rock bottom."

With international students unable to attend and hundreds of admissions slots to fill, the University began considering what was once unthinkable: allowing human beings from the Midwest on campus. "Maybe we can let someone from Illinois in. Do they speak English there? I'm not familiar," said Don Harmon, Vice Dean of Admissions. "I suppose these students will want to bring their chickens and hay to the dorm, I believe that's what these people like. Appalling. This feels like inviting baboons to a royal wedding."

Despite its best efforts, Harvard remained unable to fill its final slots and ultimately made the difficult decision to begin accepting students from Ohio. "We have to face reality. We have to face Ohio," said Donahue. "After centuries of keeping Harvard Ohio-less, today we are mailing our first acceptance letters to Columbus. I'm literally throwing up in my mouth saying it."

At publishing time, the students in Ohio had laughed heartily for hours at the idea that any of them would ever want to go to Harvard over Ohio State.

LOLS:-))

Posted by GOG on June 2, 2025, 3:46 pm, in reply to "With Ban On International Students, Harvard Forced To Begin Accepting Students From Ohio"

20,000,000 invaders is a lot of liberty.

Posted by GOG on June 2, 2025, 6:40 am, in reply to "Mexico renames the Liberty Bell the Taco Bell"

For Mexico, but not for the American economy and culture. Throw em out.

Please do not call people "cowards" for requesting a DNR.

Posted by Ken (Admin) on June 2, 2025, 12:28 pm, in reply to "20,000,000 invaders is a lot of liberty."
Edited by board administrator June 2, 2025, 12:38 pm

He brought it up, not me. I’m for no DNR’s.

Posted by GOG on June 2, 2025, 3:40 pm, in reply to "Please do not call people "cowards" for requesting a DNR."

Please stop posting to/about Mugwump

Posted by Ken (Admin) on June 2, 2025, 12:26 pm, in reply to "20,000,000 invaders is a lot of liberty."
Edited by board administrator June 2, 2025, 12:44 pm

Mugwump has asked you nicely. Mugwump has asked you rudely. You are still posting to Mugwump. A DNR is now justified. If you continue to post to/about Mugwump, I will make it official and add a DNR.

I’ll be the “coward”. Do a DNR. He is always rude to me.

Posted by GOG on June 2, 2025, 3:43 pm, in reply to "Please stop posting to/about Mugwump "

Grow a sense of humor

Posted by Trish on June 2, 2025, 7:23 am, in reply to "20,000,000 invaders is a lot of liberty."

I’m a literalist. Jokes go over me.

Posted by GOG on June 2, 2025, 8:14 am, in reply to "Grow a sense of humor"

I don’t joke. I don’t like fiction. It not be surprising if It’s true. That’s how I see it.

Gog has been stalking my posts ever since I removed the DNR

Posted by Mugwump on June 2, 2025, 7:44 am, in reply to "Grow a sense of humor"

assuming that he would begin to behave in an adult fashion. I took his expressions of regret over the many DNRs he'd accumulated as a suggestion of reform. Evidently I was wrong.

Call it what you will.

Posted by GOG on June 2, 2025, 8:16 am, in reply to "Gog has been stalking my posts ever since I removed the DNR"

I’m merely responding. This board is for reply and discussion. You are paranoid.

When I encounter you responding to posts 50 days later...

Posted by Mugwump on June 2, 2025, 8:28 am, in reply to "Call it what you will. "

I realize that you are a pathetic being for whom the board appears to be his entire life,since no one of right mind would consider having you as even a distant associate.

Ken’s new foremat is responsible.

Posted by GOG on June 2, 2025, 8:35 am, in reply to "When I encounter you responding to posts 50 days later..."

I respond whenever. Matters not. Try two years if it’s still a board subject matter. Sia says I’m harmless. She is astute. You might try her assessment:-)

Format do not cause repeated dissociative responses.

Posted by Mugwump on June 2, 2025, 8:50 am, in reply to "Ken’s new foremat is responsible."

The day you have something coherent to say that relates to a given topic....

I’m not disassociating. The topic is in there somewhere.

Posted by GOG on June 2, 2025, 8:55 am, in reply to "Format do not cause repeated dissociative responses."

Perhaps IQ plays a role? Besides, but for me you would have little retort. No one else is engaging you. I’m being friendly.

Can you read English or are you asking for a DNR?

Posted by Mugwump on June 2, 2025, 6:50 am, in reply to "20,000,000 invaders is a lot of liberty."

You are a revolting little insect

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