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Scotland Celebrates!

Posted by Mugwump on July 30, 2025, 10:29 am

SCOTLAND (The Borowitz Report)—Massive celebrations erupted across Scotland on Wednesday to celebrate what Scots called “the glorious departure of Donald Trump.”

According to Scottish historian Hamish McDorrinson, the spontaneous festivities were the largest since the nation’s triumph in the Battle of Bannockburn in 1314.

In the hours since Air Force One carried Trump out of their country’s air space, Scots are estimated to have drunk 3.7 million gallons of whisky, besting the record set by Pete Hegseth.

I don't doubt celebration and a sigh of relief

Posted by Trish on July 30, 2025, 3:13 pm, in reply to "Scotland Celebrates!"

I was in Scotland for some time. They are a hospitable folk, but only so far. No Scott will become a tartan door mat.

The people I continue to communicate with there were none to thrilled about the whole broo-ha-ha. They know a photo op when they see one.

This Administration vastly underestimates many countries. Oh, you may get some "agreements," but wait to see how long they stick, or what rebuttals develop

They ought to be kicking out their illegals.

Posted by GOG on July 30, 2025, 4:13 pm, in reply to "I don't doubt celebration and a sigh of relief"

Stupid Scottish drunks.

have you been there?

Posted by Trish on July 30, 2025, 4:26 pm, in reply to "They ought to be kicking out their illegals. "

if not, sit down and hush

I don’t need to be there. I carry their genes. My name is even before the Scots.

Posted by GOG on August 1, 2025, 9:52 am, in reply to "have you been there?"

I am a Pict. And you fail to condemn the fact that you are posting a political thread. It’s tiresome. The

Your genes are broken. And hey, you've NEVER posted politics here?

Posted by Trish on August 1, 2025, 10:04 am, in reply to "I don’t need to be there. I carry their genes. My name is even before the Scots."

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