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Jesus is Coming soon.

Posted by yome on November 10, 2026, 12:21 pm

More than 20 magnitude 5.0 or higher earthquakes shook the Pacific Ring of Fire over the past 7 days with shaking felt in several regions around the world. The Ring of Fire is the most seismically and volcanically active region on Earth, with frequent earthquakes and volcanic eruptions caused by the movement of tectonic plates.

https://x.com/foxweather/status/2119988429354041401

No one knows,but

Posted by observer on November 11, 2026, 11:50 am, in reply to "Jesus is Coming soon. "

it can’t be soon enough for me. Yet, there are still so many who don’t yet know Him! For that reason, I hope He tarries.

I am The Kuundis!! I am also coming soon.

Posted by The Kuundis on November 11, 2026, 10:54 am, in reply to "Jesus is Coming soon. "

I will be wearing my KELP HELMET!

Re: Jesus is Coming soon.: Yes

Posted by GOG on November 11, 2026, 8:11 am, in reply to "Jesus is Coming soon. "

And He cannot come soon enough. One sign of the imminency is the increase in geo-physical upheaval. The ring of fire, weather, and all manner of signs and wonders in the sky (chemtrails,UFOs, books,hums, weird sky colors, freak clouds). As for the end-time “roar”, commercial jet aircraft. The Bible is inerrant.

Part of the tumescence/detumescence cycle?

Posted by Mugwump on November 11, 2026, 7:30 am, in reply to "Jesus is Coming soon. "

Odd statement.

I'll put out another place setting

Posted by Trish on November 11, 2026, 7:20 am, in reply to "Jesus is Coming soon. "

Guess who’s coming to dinner.

Posted by Phooey on November 11, 2026, 8:12 am, in reply to "I'll put out another place setting"

Yome, you certainly triggered the angry atheists...LOLOL

Posted by BornToFarm on November 11, 2026, 5:45 am, in reply to "Jesus is Coming soon. "

It doesn’t take much.

Posted by observer on November 11, 2026, 11:46 am, in reply to "Yome, you certainly triggered the angry atheists...LOLOL"

Oh?

Posted by Maverick on November 11, 2026, 9:47 am, in reply to "Yome, you certainly triggered the angry atheists...LOLOL"

There's nothing to be angry about. It's just a tired old worn out refrain that has become silly.

Reading is fundamental

Posted by BornToFarm on November 12, 2026, 7:32 am, in reply to "Oh?"

Didn't say that only Angry Atheists get triggered, altho they do.

Jesus is coming. And today it will be one less day for his coming than yesterday. God operates in eternity. So, whether it is today or 10,000 years or a million years, it is soon, as it is only a speck of time to Him.

Predicting when He is coming...NAH...No one here on earth knows. But there are signs. The point is to be ready.

I guess it depends on how you

Posted by Maverick on November 12, 2026, 1:12 pm, in reply to "Reading is fundamental"

define the word triggered. This is a discussion board. Of course posters respond to posts. Is that being triggered? Not necessarily. How can you have a discussion board unless people respond? And it still doesn't answer the question what is there to be angry about?

As to Jesus is coming, that's a matter of belief. I don't question your sincerity in that belief. I question whether it is actually true.

Indeed:-). “Why do the heathens rage…”

Posted by Phooey on November 11, 2026, 8:16 am, in reply to "Yome, you certainly triggered the angry atheists...LOLOL"

Because they are trapped on the Titanic. But soon enough they will sing Nearer My God to Thee.

"Angry"? I've never been happier...

Posted by Damnation Bound Shaman *= on November 11, 2026, 6:41 am, in reply to "Yome, you certainly triggered the angry atheists...LOLOL"

Why do religionoids get so angry when their faith is examined under a microscope?

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It's the End of the World As We Know It -- Again

Posted by DFM on November 10, 2026, 5:26 pm, in reply to "Jesus is Coming soon. "

The End of the World has been predicted so many times it has become BORING. Of course, you echo Bullwinkle Moose who said, "This time for SURE, Rocky."

Putting it bluntly, why should anyone take such a prediction seriously when it has been made thousands of times before and has failed every time?

https://alma-geddon.com/

"Nothing lasts forever." I think just about everyone would agree with that. Whether it's a mountain, a mole-hill, a distant star or the Twinky that's been lodged in the back-seat of your dad's Buick since 1967, all things eventually fade and are no more. As impermanent beings, we know and ungracefully accept this fact. One day, the end will come for our friends, our family, our neighbors, our IRS auditors, and even for ourselves. Yes, even the world itself will one day stop spinning on its familiar axis and its property value on the open market will plummet.

The question is, "When?"

That's a toughie for a lot of people. On the one hand, according to science, our planet has a good five billion years before the warrantee on our sun runs out. At which point, it will expand to a Red Giant, engulfing Earth and the other inner planets and become far more cost-effective to replace than repair. Especially when one considers that the entire Universe only has a scant ohh, fifteen, sixteen trillion years to expand beyond all conceivable reason before it runs out of steam and starts collapsing back in on itself. Much like the current US economy.

Science also has shown us that the formation of the Universe was a messy business that left quite a bit of litter behind in the form of giant ice balls and big, nasty rocks; many of which have the unfortunate habit of crashing into our planet uninvited and at highly inconvenient times. A fact the dinosaurs know about only too well... or would have, if there were any still alive... and had brains larger than a throat lozenge... which they're not and they didn't... so, forget I even brought it up. Anyway, the point is, however long our planet has, we as a species might get dusted as early as tomorrow afternoon - somewhere around tea time - should a large enough chunk of space litter choose that moment to come barging rudely into our atmosphere.

On the other hand, there's God's Wrath: In the theory favored by those whose idea of the Universe is a small, cramped space consisting primarily of ghosties and ghoulies and long-leggedy beasties and things that go bump in the night, the world ought to be coming to a screeching halt any day now. So imminent is the End, in fact, that you may not even get to finish reading this sentence before being either whisked away to glamorous Paradise or plunged into Eternal Damnation. Assuming you're still with me, let me make clear that the supporters of this concept are all absolutely sure that Armageddon is at hand and that we are living in the very Last Days. The signs are all there, they say, the omens and portents are in place, the numbers are right and all the USDA prime grade prophecies are coming true. No doubt about it, the End is seriously nigh. So, ha-ha to everyone who just had their car washed.

The trouble with this theory is that it's been espoused many, many, many times before. Near-countless times before. Over thousands of years. By millions of people. Ad nauseum. And yet, to state the thuddingly obvious, they've all been wrong. However widespread the belief, however devout the believer, however precise the calculations, however unshakable the certainty, the promise of Doomsday's arrival has remained stubbornly unfulfilled. And yet, here we are in the dim, dun dawn of the 21st century, going at it again like post-modernist Chicken Littles. And if anything, cock-a-doofus-dooming with greater gusto than ever before.

The why, the what, the where, the when, the who and the how is what this site is all about. This peculiar obsession humans have for watching the clock when we should be enjoying the party has been going on for millennia. And despite an utterly abysmal historical record of failure upon failure and reality's willful refusal to call time-out, it's one that never seems to lose its dubious charm or go mercifully away.

Boring - or just downright silly now.

Posted by Maverick on November 11, 2026, 9:57 am, in reply to "It's the End of the World As We Know It -- Again"

I've been hearing about our demise since I was young. We put together an "End of the World" party once. It was fun.

You must admit that the website is a scream.

Posted by DFM on November 11, 2026, 3:41 pm, in reply to "Boring - or just downright silly now."

I get a security warning when I click on the link. I went no further.

Posted by Maverick on November 11, 2026, 7:52 pm, in reply to "You must admit that the website is a scream."

What you did copy and paste is funny. In addition it makes sense.

Site is SAFE.

Posted by DFM on November 14, 2026, 5:17 pm, in reply to "I get a security warning when I click on the link. I went no further."

Fear fills the collection plate.

Posted by Damnation Bound Shaman *= on November 10, 2026, 5:57 pm, in reply to "It's the End of the World As We Know It -- Again"

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He comes every week to cut the lawn and weed eat...

Posted by Damnation Bound Shaman *= on November 10, 2026, 1:17 pm, in reply to "Jesus is Coming soon. "

What can he do to help?

The owner of my lawn company is Jesus, so I never feel bad about making this same joke.

Posted by KR on November 10, 2026, 1:45 pm, in reply to "He comes every week to cut the lawn and weed eat..."

Tell him to bring tacos.

Posted by KR on November 10, 2026, 12:27 pm, in reply to "Jesus is Coming soon. "

Don't forget the salsa and scoops.

Posted by Maverick on November 10, 2026, 12:45 pm, in reply to "Tell him to bring tacos."

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