You think you're surrounded, huh, swamp cooler. By maybe as many as 2 with more handles than you. Me and the other guy get together daily and exchange memes you wouldn't understand.

We find you to be a cuddly Harvard-educated
wannabe redneck. You can't hide that Ivy League sophistication. We know the misspellings and goober grammar are just a ruse.

We've read your work.