how the constructive phone call likely went

hello xi its donald

how you iz donald

not good. your sanctions against rare earths and tariffs are crushing our economy...even elon is mad at me now, Xi. can you forgive me for started this trade war?

we will see. come to beiging donald and wear your golden knee pads so your knees dont get sore.


crooked trump aint currently fixin a thing except immigration which i applaud. this BBB just continues the obama biden trump first time spending sprees, pork, and the country cant afford tax cuts.

he is the ass that sent javelines to ukraine and now says war wouldnt have ever started if he was president all the while he was sending billions in arms that merkel admitted the only reason for the agreements with russia was just to rearm ukraine.

the war wouldnt ever started asshole is sending more and more bombs to murderous satanic israel while they starve children to death.

the war wouldnt have started asshole started bombing yemen which came close to fucking up some aircraft carriers so he made a trcue with yemen and claimed yemen wanted it.

the war wouldnt ever started asshole now wants a trillion dollar plus warmonger budget to rearm what he and biden have expended on shit that isnt even our business.


and lastly..LAW AND ORDER!!
the war wouldnt have ever started wants another 165 billion on top of that for some dumbass missle defense shield because we are not "safe"

want to make america safe? STOP FUCKING WITH EVERYONE AROUND THE GLOBE DUMBASS!

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