The Democrat Party is down on it’s luck. Welcome to the current state of the Democratic Party, where the vibes are chaotic, the coffers are empty, and the leadership is playing hide-and-seek with itself.

Let’s start with the cold, hard truth: the DNC is broke. Like, “checking the couch cushions for spare change” broke. Recent reports have the DNC scraping by with a measly $18 million in cash on hand, while their rivals at the RNC are sitting pretty with $67.4 million. Ouch. Big donors, the lifeblood of any political machine, are ghosting the party faster than you can say “fundraising gala.” And the DNC’s top brass? They’re reportedly mulling over taking out loans to keep the lights on. Loans! This isn’t a startup in Silicon Valley; it’s the backbone of a major political party.

So, what’s next for the DNC? They could start by listening—really listening—to the voters they’ve lost. Ditch the celebrity photo-ops and focus on bread-and-butter issues: jobs, healthcare, affordability. They need a leader who can unify the party, not just another figurehead playing musical chairs with power. And for the love of democracy, they need to get their financial house in order. No more billion-dollar benders.