He knew the gutted NOAA would not be able to help save lives in this manufactured tragedy. In his benevolence he alone can ensure it gets swept away automatically by his gracious strokes of black ink in wide swaths that bleed greatness into the paper with his and it's scent literally burned into the olfactory nerves of the sycophants and witnesses.

WE won't hear any more about it now. It's fixed.
Oops Tropical Storm Sharpie couldn't be nuked in time. No soup for you!

Meanwhile there are parades happening and UFC fights being planned in DC to promote our fight against wasteful spending. Yet FEMA funding is being used to build the Everglades Expatriation Resort.

Brought to you by the GOP. Taking America by Storm!