Whoa Nelly!

did you trip on your dick
to find that one?*

Next time you pray, try this for a different way:
instead of doing the Jesus collective prayer,
“Our Father in Heaven, hallowed be Thy Name…”
and all that follows, try replacing the words “our”
and “us” with the words “me” and “my” and tell
what you find, brother*

*
I only respond in that manner when I perceive
someone is attempting a personal assificaion
classification, or a gnu blew ribb’n…