All this talk about swollen ankles and bruises on his hands is making DJT fret about his own mortality and what comes afterwards.

He counted the six wars he claims he has ended since January 20 as big points in his favor. Talking about his peace efforts with Ukraine he said:

"If I can save seven thousand people a week from getting killed, that's pretty good. I want to get to heaven if possible. I'm hearing I'm not doing well. I hear I'm at the bottom of the totem pole."

He also neglected to mention the demerits for pedophilia and a lifetime of grifting.