Her name is Karen McExplody! A live flash-bang grenade detonated in her hand like a fireworks show gone wrong before she attempted to hurl it back at federal agents! McExplody sobbed from her hospital bed, nursing her newly finger-deficient paw: “If Trump hadn’t made grenades so explode-y, I’d still have all ten digits to flip off the patriarchy with!” 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️