I hope prefixes are not as offensive as pronouns to all the other extra-hyper-pro-super CD Fans here at our sacred First Amendment message board.

Being that he is Triggers Dad now.
I sometimes wish Coppers Dad would adopt me too.

I would trade a couple licks for good scratch. Even fetch a toy for a treat. Let me chase a squirrel and it's yours.

Butch 🐶

Maybe an extra-hyper-pro-super CD Fan would consider adoption too??