A day in the life of the 2 to 3 days a week that a Congressional member works:
AM:
• Tweet • Gossip
Noon:
• Meet w some of your 100+ lobbyists • Do the math on which ones provide the largest financial profits for your vote • Research your trading portfolio gains • Wheel n deal with your broker since you have privileged insider knowledge • Free luncheon
Mid-day:
• Glance over the 5 minute debate speech in the Chamber that your staffers wrote • Tweet • Gossip • Hair appointment • Botox
PM:
• Meet with some more of your 100+ lobbyists • Tweet • Gossip • Check your balance in your bank account • Instruct your aides to mass-forward your campaign ad pleas to your constituents • Lie to the Capitol press reporters • Go on Hannity to make false promises • Free dinner • Return to your penthouse that taxpayers help pay for