Fishy Smell Reported By 54% Of The Country

Posted by Coppers Dad on September 27, 2025, 2:02 pm, in reply to "Ah, the sweet smell of success "

U.S. — Ratings for Jimmy Kimmel's late-night show soared this past week after he debuted a new segment where he just stands on stage and cries like a big wuss. Kimmel unveiled the new segment Tuesday night, when in lieu of an opening monologue, he stood there and cried like a girl. "Oh man, this is great," said local woman Lacy Janovic as she watched Kimmel blubber away. "Is his lip quivering? Aww, look at the big baby crying for his mama! I could watch this every night." After long being an afterthought in late-night television, Kimmel has suddenly seen millions of Americans tuning in to watch him weep like a pansy. "We've had a ten-fold surge in viewership," reported show producer Dave Campbell. "People absolutely love getting to watch Kimmel stand there like a sissy and bawl all over himself. The only issue is the tears keep washing off his blackface." At publishing time, Stephen Colbert had also received a big ratings bump as people happily tuned in to watch him angrily scream obscenities like an impotent weakling. manna on main

Kimmel the racist

Posted by Swamp Yankee on September 27, 2025, 4:04 pm, in reply to "Ah, the sweet smell of success "

This is the dims hero

Posted by Swamp Yankee on September 27, 2025, 4:06 pm, in reply to "Ah, the sweet smell of success "