Spaniards Horrified To See Their Country Turning Into Minnesota


CUETA — The people of Spain were reportedly horrified to see footage of tens of thousands of migrants illegally invading their nation, knowing full well that their country could soon become Minnesota.

Thousands of migrants fled Morocco into nearby Ceuta, Spain, taking advantage of a perceived loophole that would prevent them from being deported without due process. Now Spain is already looking virtually indistinguishable from Minnesota, minus the bitter cold and 10,000 lakes.

"I have the worst legislature," said Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez. "Why is it so hard for us to enforce laws? God help us, we're Minnesota now!"

According to sources, migrants had already begun defecating in the streets and hassling locals. Experts warned that it was only a matter of time before the invaders would begin setting up fake day care centers to perpetrate fraud on the Spanish people.

"I wish we never stopped being conquerors," said one Spanish man. "Turns out being conquered is way worse."

Sources confirmed that Minnesota Governor Tim Walz had already reached out to Sánchez to congratulate him on the work he was doing to completely destroy his entire nation. "I'm proud of you," Walz reportedly said. "It really takes me back to the good old days, when I was watching Minneapolis burn."

At publishing time, the invading migrants — in true Minnesota fashion — were reportedly hard at work building a Target in Cueta so they could loot it and set it on fire.