The Deuce: Totally took it as a joke.

New kickball thread - DT June 17, 2022, 7:21:12

Barca trying to hijack Chelsea’s move for Kounde* - Carl Spackler July 24, 2022, 8:22:09
FC Cinci’s Brandon Vasquez is gonna play himself into the WC squad. - assassin July 23, 2022, 22:39:47
- I was really disappointed he wasn’t in the squad for the last round of friendlies. - Carl Spackler July 24, 2022, 8:21:34
Man City v Bayern in a sold out Lambeau Field is a wild concept* - assassin July 23, 2022, 19:47:00
- Almost made the trip with Diglet1…glad we didn’t given the weather* - OWWDig July 23, 2022, 19:52:34
#PrayForChelsea #PrayForFatsBoehly #ArtetasLeague * - bigbop85 July 23, 2022, 19:39:30
West Ham look like they’re signing Scamacca and Kostic. Lots of teams having good windows. - Carl Spackler July 23, 2022, 8:21:23
So Barca have gone full pay day loan. Sold another 15% of their future TV revenue. - Carl Spackler July 23, 2022, 8:15:07
- Mayor Daley/Chicago parking meter approves - bigbop85 July 23, 2022, 10:22:45
- Also they’re now trying to hijack Chelsea’s deal for Jules Kounde* - Carl Spackler July 23, 2022, 8:20:27
Spurs new super fan? - bigbop85 July 21, 2022, 16:16:02
- Tip toes!* - CoronaTheirAss July 23, 2022, 9:41:41
  - That explains a lot * - ATL July 23, 2022, 9:47:45
- Gross* - ATL July 21, 2022, 16:17:44
  - Super Gross* - TarheelIllini July 23, 2022, 9:18:50
Steffen to Middlesbrough on loan complete. Good move, assuming he gets more time there* - Carl Spackler July 19, 2022, 7:39:58
- Put his name in a cool font with lightning bolt F’s and Steffen would be a good 80’s metal band* - DT July 19, 2022, 7:41:09
£30m Zinchenko deal done for Arsenal. - MC July 18, 2022, 13:54:14
- Happy to see him get a chance at more time. - Chicago1995 July 18, 2022, 16:45:27
  - Yeah. I was hoping he’d stay.* - QcIlliniFan July 23, 2022, 8:28:21
- Seems like a good deal for Arsenal. Gunners spending the cash this window* - Carl Spackler July 18, 2022, 14:17:14
  - doing a good job of filling the holes on the roster and providing quality depth* - VIV July 18, 2022, 14:19:33
    - Yeah definitely things Spurs and Arsenal needed to improve on. - Carl Spackler July 18, 2022, 16:22:30
- i like that* - VIV July 18, 2022, 14:15:19
Chris Richards to Palace? - assassin July 18, 2022, 12:33:18
- I like this. Hope it happens. * - MC July 18, 2022, 13:54:40
Spurs rumored to be after Memphis Depay for £17MM. - Carl Spackler July 17, 2022, 9:32:06
- fee seems good -- but why would they/he want to have him sit on the bench* - Quiz July 18, 2022, 16:22:26
  - Yeah doesn’t seem to make sense to me from Depay’s angle. - Carl Spackler July 18, 2022, 16:23:41
Martinez to ManU official, 55 plus add ons - bigbop85 July 16, 2022, 9:00:06
City and Arsenal reach agreement on Zinchenko. £30MM. Still need to agree on personal terms. - Carl Spackler July 16, 2022, 8:22:30
Lewandowski to Barca done, per Romano. So fascinating.* - Carl Spackler July 16, 2022, 8:18:26
Newcastle name Atlanta United's Eales as new CEO - assassin July 15, 2022, 12:39:19
- Worked with the Dan Ashworth, the Sporting Director they just hired, at West Ham apparently* - Vandy July 15, 2022, 13:26:16
Ake to stay with City, Eriksen to ManU on 3 yr deal* - NastyBoyd July 15, 2022, 9:26:01
Gnabry gets new contract with Bayern, Lisandro Martinez to Man U per Romano* - Carl Spackler July 15, 2022, 8:36:28
- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO* - VIV July 15, 2022, 9:24:18
Now reports that Lewa to Barcelona is close? Seems like Barca is calling La Liga’s bluff - Carl Spackler July 15, 2022, 8:34:43
Djed Spence deal to Tottenham close, per Ornstein. Seems it’s been close forever. - Carl Spackler July 14, 2022, 11:23:56
- Sky saying £12.5MM rising to £20MM with add ons. Seems like a better deal than rumored.* - Carl Spackler July 14, 2022, 16:31:32
Also I can’t get enough of Barca’s financial problems. They agreed a fee with Man U for De Jong. - Carl Spackler July 14, 2022, 8:24:13
- But wait, there's more! - UIHuskie July 14, 2022, 12:53:46
- Like look at this! Now Barca telling De Jong he has to leave. - Carl Spackler July 14, 2022, 12:52:35
- It'd be great if Man U and Barcelona went belly up together* - KCWildcat July 14, 2022, 8:27:14
Lisandro Martinez to Man U appears imminent, Ornstein says Arsenal after Zinchenko* - Carl Spackler July 14, 2022, 7:42:49
- i like zinchenko game* - VIV July 14, 2022, 8:47:40
  - Agreed, also just hilarious that Man City is going to sell three surplus players for $100 million - bigbop85 July 14, 2022, 9:28:24
- Sergio Gomez from Andrelecht also on the radar per Romano. - Carl Spackler July 14, 2022, 8:19:09
Koulibaly to Chelsea* - VIV July 13, 2022, 9:10:46
- That is a heck of a deal - BradUnderwoodforprez July 13, 2022, 10:36:59
  - i generally agree - NastyBoyd July 13, 2022, 11:04:25
- Seems like a lot of dough for a 31 year old in the last year of his deal - Carl Spackler July 13, 2022, 9:41:43
EPL team not suspending player arrested and accused of 3 rapes. - Carl Spackler July 13, 2022, 9:00:49
- Athletic saying it is Partey without saying it is Partey* - KCWildcat July 13, 2022, 9:06:16
  - link?* - bigbop85 July 13, 2022, 9:28:10
  - weird. he's on the US tour squad. * - VIV July 13, 2022, 9:09:00
    - Yeah there was a comment in the article that said the team would have the player travel*. - Carl Spackler July 13, 2022, 9:26:15
United blanks Liverpool 4-0 today - ijustkrushalot July 12, 2022, 11:00:18
more RUMOURS of Lucas Paqueta for Arsenal. - VIV July 12, 2022, 10:50:29
- Arsenal and Lyon players. It’s the new Arsenal linked to Benzema - MC July 12, 2022, 10:59:51
Fulham refusing to pay £11m for Leno. #### out of here. He’s worth that. * - MC July 12, 2022, 10:35:52
- Shad hopefully saving that money for Illinois* - ijustkrushalot July 12, 2022, 11:00:44
- Last year of his deal will hurt that value* - Carl Spackler July 12, 2022, 10:39:05
  - They paid actual money for Andreas Pereria. They don’t know what value is. * - MC July 12, 2022, 11:00:58
Fab says Rapinha to Barca is basically done. €58m + €10m deal. Goodness. - MC July 12, 2022, 10:32:21
- I guess all the fears last year about uncertain revenues were overblown - DT July 12, 2022, 10:41:41
  - It’ll be interesting to see how this Barca thing plays out. - Carl Spackler July 12, 2022, 10:53:06
Looks like Wayne Rooney is coming back to DCU as manager - ATL July 10, 2022, 21:40:53
Arsenal in for Kante!!!! - VIV July 10, 2022, 18:22:32
- Maybe they can convince him to get vaxxed. * - Tuscy July 10, 2022, 19:40:00
- Classic silly season rumor * - MC July 10, 2022, 18:29:54
  - Gotta fill that news cycle. * - VIV July 10, 2022, 18:43:08
Reports that Barcelona and Leeds agreed a fee for Raphinha for close to €75MM - Carl Spackler July 10, 2022, 17:22:14
- Ooooo - VIV July 10, 2022, 18:20:52
- All while trying to force their current players to take pay cuts - UIHuskie July 10, 2022, 18:07:50
  - La Liga is about become the Bundesliga and Ligue 1. - MC July 10, 2022, 18:31:33
Spurs leaving Ndombele, Lo Celso, Winks and Reguillon home from Korean tour. - Carl Spackler July 9, 2022, 12:23:16
Raphinha staying home from Leeds Australian trip. - Carl Spackler July 9, 2022, 9:21:26
- This has last day of transfer window saga written all over it. * - MC July 9, 2022, 9:59:42
Clement Lenglet loan to Spurs official* - Carl Spackler July 8, 2022, 14:31:36
Oof, if it is Partey, Arsenal knew of rape allegation last fall but had Partey keep playing. - Carl Spackler July 8, 2022, 14:30:42
Romano says City want £40-45MM for Nathan Ake - Carl Spackler July 8, 2022, 10:18:29
- all that for ake and no saltfish?* - VIV July 8, 2022, 10:25:34
- Chelsea doesn't appear to be put off by it* - Chicago1995 July 8, 2022, 10:20:41
Arsenal RUMOUR du jour- Paqueta? - VIV July 8, 2022, 9:24:10
- Spurs had been mentioned with him. - Carl Spackler July 8, 2022, 10:04:02
  - 100% agree* - VIV July 8, 2022, 10:04:50
    - Does Arsenal think they can make some of these guys into 6s? I’m so confused.* - Carl Spackler July 8, 2022, 10:05:38
      - 6s are overrated. 8s and 10s are the new wave * - MC July 8, 2022, 10:07:02
      - i'd be very surprised if they are actually in for paqueta. * - VIV July 8, 2022, 10:06:33
        
        I don’t think they are * - MC July 8, 2022, 10:07:16
Jack Wilshere retires at 30 due to injuries. - SurfTheBoneyard July 8, 2022, 9:21:31
Jesse Lingard in talks to join MLS? - Carl Spackler July 7, 2022, 18:16:09
- LAFC feels like the play here. - assassin July 7, 2022, 18:25:35
- I can’t believe he’s 29.* - ATL July 7, 2022, 18:17:59
Luca De La Torre to Celta Vigo for $2m. * - MC July 7, 2022, 16:35:03
- Is that....good?* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes July 7, 2022, 17:40:52
  - as long as he starts - assassin July 7, 2022, 17:43:42
    - Yeah this is quite the step up, makes me a bit nervous* - Carl Spackler July 7, 2022, 17:52:13
      - kinda now or never for him to try and make that leap though. - assassin July 7, 2022, 17:59:05
Lisandro Martinez chooses Man United over Arsenal. Booooo * - MC July 7, 2022, 15:22:14
- ooo - SurfTheBoneyard July 7, 2022, 18:15:12
  - I choose to read this as: - VIV July 7, 2022, 18:24:33
    - "I've always wanted to play with the GOAT Ronaldo!" - SurfTheBoneyard July 7, 2022, 18:43:36
    - And I’d be totally pleased with Zinchenko * - VIV July 7, 2022, 18:27:45
- kind of figured. RUMOURS are that he wanted man U. sucks. i like him* - VIV July 7, 2022, 15:27:30
No beer will be served inside World Cup stadiums this year - reggiedunlop July 7, 2022, 11:38:49
- FIFA deserves everything it has coming. - CWR10 July 7, 2022, 12:17:58
  - don't forget the slave labor and deaths building these stadiums. - VIV July 7, 2022, 15:31:41
- That's just going to cause people to get hammered before the game* - Sounder July 7, 2022, 11:40:47
So apparently Barcelona owes Frenkie De Jong £17MM in deferred wages. Won’t sell him to Man U… - Carl Spackler July 7, 2022, 11:28:11
Romano with a Here We Go for Clement Lenglet loan to Spurs. - Carl Spackler July 7, 2022, 8:21:20
- So this is how bad Barca’s financial issues are. - Carl Spackler July 7, 2022, 8:30:07
I’m currently watching Juan Agudelo in the USL Championship - ATL July 6, 2022, 20:17:36
Arsenal linked with a winger compared to Messi - VIV July 6, 2022, 17:43:40
- I’m the old slothful untalented Messi.* - SurfTheBoneyard July 6, 2022, 17:53:27
  - I’m Messy* - DT July 6, 2022, 19:47:57
Athletic talking like Lenglet to Spurs is done. - ATL July 6, 2022, 17:20:29
Chelsea close to getting Raheem Sterling for £45MM + £300K/wk in wages. - Carl Spackler July 6, 2022, 12:31:26
Tyler Adams official to Leeds United States. Chris Richards linked too* - MC July 6, 2022, 11:37:55
Telegraph and Daily Mail reporting RWB Djed Spence close to a £15MM move to Spurs. - Carl Spackler July 6, 2022, 11:35:17
- That seems like a real good price for Spurs. * - MC July 6, 2022, 11:37:27
  - It’s at worst a cheap mistake. But this is one of the few positions they clearly could upgrade. - Carl Spackler July 6, 2022, 12:08:40
    - Like the 3 spots they could clearly upgrade are RWB, LWB and maybe LCB. - Carl Spackler July 6, 2022, 12:20:36
      - They addressed LWB with Perisic - snipes824 July 6, 2022, 15:05:59
        
        I agree, clear upgrade. I do wonder if his signing means they could grab another WB. - Carl Spackler July 6, 2022, 15:53:51
RUMOUR of Arsenal bidding for both Tielemans (finally) and Milinkovic-Savic (?) - VIV July 6, 2022, 10:43:59
- Mark Irwin exclusive on that Tieleman rumor. That’s very promising, he’s a solid source * - MC July 6, 2022, 11:36:46
- No credible links to SMS. Romano says Arsenal keeping targets guarded. No one knows. - MC July 6, 2022, 11:28:13
  - Arsenal now need 2 DMs* - Carl Spackler July 6, 2022, 17:50:09
- Do they still need a winger? - bigbop85 July 6, 2022, 11:02:11
  - if you think martinelli is going to turn into a 12-15 goal scorer in the PL per year - VIV July 6, 2022, 11:12:54
    - He was 6 and 6 as a 20 year old with no real striker for half a season - bigbop85 July 6, 2022, 14:59:20
      - id rather spend that on gnabry.* - VIV July 6, 2022, 15:19:45
        
        Gnabry does nothing for me - bigbop85 July 6, 2022, 15:32:38
        
        what the ####ing what? - VIV July 6, 2022, 18:12:04
    - that'd be a sparkling campaign for him - assassin July 6, 2022, 11:38:12
      - Haha, that’s good* - bigbop85 July 6, 2022, 17:51:37
Romano with a Here We Go on Bergwijn to Ajax for €30MM. - Carl Spackler July 5, 2022, 12:24:55
- Looks like €30MM upfront with another €2.5 in add ons. Deal signed, announcement imminent* - Carl Spackler July 6, 2022, 7:53:54
- That’s about what we paid for him, so good at least to get that wash given his playing time - snipes824 July 5, 2022, 12:28:24
  - OTOH, it's like having gotten Bissouma for free* - ATL July 5, 2022, 12:48:40
    - True* - snipes824 July 5, 2022, 13:08:42
This made me laugh - TarheelIllini July 5, 2022, 12:00:32
Richarlison suspended one game for flare incident at Everton - ATL July 5, 2022, 7:32:40
This DC United versus Orlando game is unreal. DC is up four to three with about five minutes left. - ATL July 4, 2022, 19:54:24
- That keeper has been groomed for years.* - Phytynlini July 4, 2022, 20:20:32
- This game also featured a hat trick, a first professional goal and a comeback from 0-3 down by - ATL July 4, 2022, 20:06:53
- United scores a goal in the 96th minute to go up 5-3* - ATL July 4, 2022, 20:05:56
PL player in North London was arrested rape charge today. No idea on who. * - MC July 4, 2022, 14:28:22
- The English are far better at keeping player's names out of the press in scenarios like this - Jersey July 5, 2022, 12:08:27
- Same guy who earlier said that Partey was with team in Germany, now says he is in London - MC July 5, 2022, 10:12:54
  - Crudely, from a pure player perspective, Arsenal already needed to find another guy behind him. - Carl Spackler July 5, 2022, 10:16:13
    - Partey still being in London is not a good sign. - MC July 5, 2022, 10:20:53
- No confirm but I guess BBC/The Telegraph say it Is a 29 year old - MC July 4, 2022, 21:52:52
  - Son is in Korea, Davies is in Italy, Moura is the only other Spurs 29 year old. - Carl Spackler July 5, 2022, 6:42:28
    - Partey is in Germany with the team* - VIV July 5, 2022, 7:43:16
      - That was a false report apparently. * - MC July 5, 2022, 8:24:54
  - If it’s Partey, fire him into the sun* - VIV July 5, 2022, 6:35:07
- Bissouma?* - VIV July 4, 2022, 14:32:35
  - Description is late 20s, supposedly World Cup bound. Only 3 Spurs players fit that description - Carl Spackler July 4, 2022, 14:39:12
    - Kane was at some golf tournament in NY as of yesterday* - ATL July 4, 2022, 14:49:20
    - Looks like Partey, Xhaka and Turner fit the description for Arsenal. - Carl Spackler July 4, 2022, 14:42:30
  - Baseless speculation on him and Partey. We will find out soon enough. * - MC July 4, 2022, 14:37:18
Ornstein: Chelsea considering a move for Ronaldo. - Carl Spackler July 4, 2022, 8:25:26
- I know that the new owner is no fool, and I know that Ronaldo is still good, - ATL July 4, 2022, 8:29:32
  - Being a great investment banker doesn’t mean you know soccer team building - bigbop85 July 4, 2022, 9:30:01
  - On the other hand… scores some goals, sells some shirts… - SurfTheBoneyard July 4, 2022, 8:34:25
Reports of Bergwijn to Ajax for €30MM inclusive of add ons. - Carl Spackler July 4, 2022, 7:59:32
- Yeah. Showed his value against Leicester this past season (and at other times) - ATL July 4, 2022, 8:23:00
  - Lucas always subbing on before him was baffling* - Carl Spackler July 4, 2022, 8:24:33
Arsenal announce Gabriel Jesus. - SurfTheBoneyard July 4, 2022, 7:47:10
ESPN reporting Leeds are close to getting Tyler Adams for £15MM. - Carl Spackler July 3, 2022, 22:44:53
- Romano says it’s done, £20MM with add ons included* - Carl Spackler July 4, 2022, 11:06:22
  - America United. * - assassin July 4, 2022, 11:37:24
Ronaldo asks to leave ManU if satisfactory offer received… - SurfTheBoneyard July 2, 2022, 12:53:01
- Eriksen and ManU agree in principle to a deal. Good for him. 3 years seems like a lot. - ATL July 4, 2022, 6:33:36
  - Dang, I was enjoying him on Brentford* - GrandmotherPearlsJam July 4, 2022, 7:33:36
    - 30 year old MF with a heart problem. Only one club in England is both rich enough and stupid enough - ATL July 4, 2022, 7:35:12
      - (And I absolutely love the guy and would have loved to see him back in N17)* - ATL July 4, 2022, 7:36:40
Aaron Hickey going to Brentford. - SurfTheBoneyard July 2, 2022, 8:22:17
Ethan Horvath loaned to Luton Town in the Championship. - Carl Spackler July 2, 2022, 7:49:43
Salah signs deal through June 2025 with Liverpool* - Carl Spackler July 1, 2022, 10:12:49
- That seems pretty good for both parties. - ijustkrushalot July 1, 2022, 10:42:59
- I don’t understand why he’d agree to a short extension - DT July 1, 2022, 10:20:09
  - I’d assume the shorter length is being offset by much higher wages* - Carl Spackler July 1, 2022, 10:26:27
    - $350,000/week - snipes824 July 1, 2022, 10:40:43
      - No kidding, that's less than Jalen Brunson just signed for, about 420k pounds per week* - HamptonSki July 1, 2022, 10:50:48
      - Pounds* - Carl Spackler July 1, 2022, 10:42:44
        
        Right* - snipes824 July 1, 2022, 10:43:34
    - True. And maybe he figures coming off the deal at 33 he can still get another 2-3 year contract - DT July 1, 2022, 10:37:34
      - Agreed that this is still surprising. Seemed like he wanted to see what was out there on a free* - Carl Spackler July 1, 2022, 10:43:39
        
        I'm actually revisting my comments to "this is exactly what Liverpool wanted" - ijustkrushalot July 1, 2022, 11:24:54
        
        Maybe Barca’s troubles made him reconsider - DT July 1, 2022, 10:58:18
  - Super star players like that can do shorter term deals to pressure their team to win* - bigbop85 July 1, 2022, 10:26:06
Guendouzi to Marseilles* - Carl Spackler July 1, 2022, 9:10:50
- $11 million fee, good business* - bigbop85 July 1, 2022, 10:17:16
Spurs announce Richarlison* - Carl Spackler July 1, 2022, 6:50:18
- divey contemptable asshole. the perfect spur* - VIV July 1, 2022, 10:22:08
  - Yes, we heard you yesterday* - Carl Spackler July 1, 2022, 10:27:57
    - just wait until the matches start. *falls down* * - VIV July 1, 2022, 10:28:25
      - Everton fans love him. Runs his balls off* - Carl Spackler July 1, 2022, 10:36:29
        
        yep....runs all day, not afraid to track back - Jersey July 1, 2022, 11:06:09
        
        Yeah, perfectly said. I loved him personally. He’s always had a Lucas Johnson vibe for me. - voiceofreason July 2, 2022, 10:22:29
        
        Yeah I’m not crazy about this deal, but hoping with a better supporting cast he can step up. - Carl Spackler July 1, 2022, 11:08:56
Haji Wright down to either Hull City or Spezia?* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes June 30, 2022, 13:49:38
Pefok to Union Berlin. Nice step up and they’ll be in the Europa League* - Carl Spackler June 30, 2022, 13:43:12
Hey spackler - ATL June 30, 2022, 12:47:17
Looks like Zach Steffen to Middlesbrough on loan. - Carl Spackler June 30, 2022, 10:19:13
Man now Spurs are in advanced talks on RWB Djed Spence, per SkySports* - Carl Spackler June 30, 2022, 7:54:26
- Yves Bissouma cleared - ATL June 30, 2022, 7:58:52
  - While good, really hard to tell what happened there due to the English libel laws* - Carl Spackler June 30, 2022, 8:03:58
- Man, if we'd only have backed Poch as much as we are backing Conte here - ATL June 30, 2022, 7:55:46
  - We’re still not even really in surplus spend territory. - Carl Spackler June 30, 2022, 8:03:27
Romano says Richarlison to Spurs for £50MM + add ons is done, pending medical today. - Carl Spackler June 30, 2022, 6:33:04
- never was a more perfect player for spurs* - VIV June 30, 2022, 12:57:40
- reportedly Winks is not happening - thank god - Jersey June 30, 2022, 8:13:41
Looks like Richarlison (purchase) and Lenglet (loan) to Spurs are close. - Carl Spackler June 29, 2022, 15:51:34
Sterling still on for Chelsea, as well. I wonder where Pulisic ends up? - MC June 28, 2022, 13:34:08
- Saw something about a swap deal with McKinnie sending him to Juventus.* - Chicago1995 June 29, 2022, 9:19:37
Chelsea closest to securing Rapinha. £55m fee. * - MC June 28, 2022, 13:07:26
- damn, i like raphina a lot, though i wonder how he and saka would have worked together - VIV June 28, 2022, 14:53:02
- Fab says it is done * - MC June 28, 2022, 13:11:15
  - Never mind, wrong numbers* - Carl Spackler June 28, 2022, 13:24:48
    - Looks like £55m with add-on fees bringing it to £65m. Will be paid in full and not installments. * - MC June 28, 2022, 13:28:39
Zack Steffen going on loan to Middlesbrough - UIHuskie June 28, 2022, 12:49:55
- Better than rotting on the bench, but I fear he's just not that good* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes June 28, 2022, 20:07:40
  - I’m on #TeamTurner but Steffen’s errors are classic confidence/rustiness. If he can play for Boro I - ATL June 28, 2022, 20:15:27
I’m getting really nervous spurs are going to buy Richarlison - snipes824 June 27, 2022, 10:55:08
- I’m more nervous that Everton will stupidly include Gordon.* - voiceofreason June 27, 2022, 11:15:56
  - Thoughts on him? There are so many Everton/Spurs links it’s crazy. - Carl Spackler June 28, 2022, 13:31:25
- I think he's pretty good but I'm not sure he's a good role player. - ijustkrushalot June 27, 2022, 11:03:19
  - DCL, when healthy, has been top dog for Everton and Richarlison has been fine. Granted, he’d - voiceofreason June 27, 2022, 11:13:50
    - Dick Cucking Lips* - Sammich June 27, 2022, 11:23:50
      - Daylon Coleman-Lands* - ATL June 30, 2022, 8:17:41
  - On the entire spectrum of soccer players, he’s on the good half - snipes824 June 27, 2022, 11:11:03
- Yo dawg, I heard you hate flops - DT June 27, 2022, 10:56:36
Congrats to Stan Kroenke, Lombardi and Stanley Cup in 6 month span - bigbop85 June 26, 2022, 22:33:02
- Is he in talks to buy city?* - ATL June 27, 2022, 11:25:34
Jesus to Arsenal done per Fabrizio Romano… - SurfTheBoneyard June 26, 2022, 12:23:49
- Nm * - MC June 26, 2022, 12:39:15
- Bring me a CM, RW, and CB/LB and it’s the best window in years. * - MC June 26, 2022, 12:39:14
  - I think that's possible.* - KCWildcat June 27, 2022, 10:59:42
Boehly meeting with Ronaldo’s people in Portugal - bigbop85 June 26, 2022, 9:33:04
LAFC reportedly signing Gareth Bale* - UIHuskie June 25, 2022, 9:54:10
- run him into the ground boys * - ijustkrushalot June 25, 2022, 10:56:30
- Hm, are they losing Vela then?* - assassin June 25, 2022, 10:53:39
  - They are also close to signing Vela to a two year deal* - Sounder June 26, 2022, 12:24:44
  - Oh it’s only a 12 month deal. huh. * - assassin June 25, 2022, 11:01:24
- That’s cool. When healthy he’s still awesome* - Carl Spackler June 25, 2022, 10:16:41
  - Yep. * - ATL June 25, 2022, 10:59:28
Per Ornstein, Tottenham focusing on Richarlisson and Chelsea on Sterling - bigbop85 June 25, 2022, 7:28:11
Looks like Jesus to Arsenal is about done. £45MM, just need personal terms wrapped. - Carl Spackler June 24, 2022, 15:34:51
- First good thing Jesus has done #atheist* - KCWildcat June 24, 2022, 17:49:08
  - Jesus isn’t the problem. It’s some of the fanboys that suck.* - SurfTheBoneyard June 24, 2022, 17:59:39
    - Dear Jesus: save me from your followers * - ATL June 24, 2022, 22:15:27
- Impressive pull by Arteta. No CL does not seem to be a problem. * - MC June 24, 2022, 16:12:13
  - Saw a tweet that they are incentivizing his contract if they make it.* - SurfTheBoneyard June 24, 2022, 17:48:13
  - Since Jesus was looking for a clear starting role, not many other places for him to go* - Carl Spackler June 24, 2022, 16:15:37
Sven Botman to Newcastle for €37MM* - Carl Spackler June 24, 2022, 13:35:36
- About damn time, been in the works for 6 months at this point* - Vandy June 24, 2022, 13:47:25
Spurs in talks with Barca over loan for CB Clement Lenglet - Carl Spackler June 24, 2022, 12:13:52
Kalvin Phillips to Man City for £42MM + add ons. - Carl Spackler June 24, 2022, 11:47:38
Nick Pope to Newcastle on a 4 year deal. Smart piece of business* - Vandy June 23, 2022, 13:29:21
Pogba to Juventus for free. Thank you ManUtd and Chelsea. - MC June 23, 2022, 12:11:50
Qatar seems fun - illini June 23, 2022, 9:45:00
- so stupid* - reggiedunlop June 23, 2022, 10:08:33
- Christ and Australia just qualified? * - ijustkrushalot June 23, 2022, 10:05:18
  - You telling me Jesus can't hit a screamer? * - Tuscy June 23, 2022, 12:01:34
- England supporter: Oi! #### you! - SurfTheBoneyard June 23, 2022, 9:47:09
USMNT related. City looking at a new backup GK… Zach Steffen needs a move asap - MC June 23, 2022, 7:59:19
- Also USMNT related... 12 years ago today... - uofi1998 June 23, 2022, 12:05:48
- If City sign Ortega, it's because they have a move lined up for Steffen to get more PT. - Chicago1995 June 23, 2022, 9:00:04
- Does he do anything better than Matt Turner?* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes June 23, 2022, 8:09:06
  - I prefer Turner -- not sure the coach does. If Turner sits on the bench he could get rusty too* - Quiz June 23, 2022, 12:05:59
  - He is better with the ball at his feet* - JacobRDaugherty June 23, 2022, 8:51:15
    - For now at least * - MC June 23, 2022, 8:52:17
  - no* - Poldark June 23, 2022, 8:46:10
Good article on why buying Richarlison carries risk. - Carl Spackler June 23, 2022, 7:39:54
- Jesus is pretty good -- I wouldn't want Richarlison* - Quiz June 23, 2022, 12:01:27
Silly rumor? PSG tells Neymar to #### off and find a new club * - MC June 23, 2022, 7:37:52
- Newcastle is looking for guys to spend money on. - DT June 23, 2022, 8:11:52
  - Barcelona, Paris, Newcastle upon Tyne. Basically all the same. * - MC June 23, 2022, 8:23:32
Gabriel Jesus to Arsenal close, rumor of £45m. Spurs have withdrawn their interest. Tavares - MC June 23, 2022, 7:31:06
Liverpool selling off some dudes, Minamino to Monaco for 18 mil. * - ijustkrushalot June 23, 2022, 7:30:17
- 18 million?! Holy cow they are good at selling * - MC June 23, 2022, 7:31:44
  - 18 mill seems cheap to me -- he's pretty darn good -- just not as good as Liverpool's main guys* - Quiz June 23, 2022, 12:00:08
  - Yea, they used him in spot duty and cup competitions and made 10.5 million profit - ijustkrushalot June 23, 2022, 8:49:58
Not silly season related but I love that Harry Kane sponsors Leyton Orient’s shirts. - ATL June 23, 2022, 7:07:02
- Class move by him.* - DT June 23, 2022, 8:08:36
Nkuku stays at RB Leipzig - ATL June 23, 2022, 6:29:09
Smoke around Joao Felix to Spurs in return for Emerson Royale w/ Cheese and Lo Celso. - ATL June 22, 2022, 15:34:55
- joão félix should just move to that other little team in madrid. - zizou June 23, 2022, 8:23:33
  - Not sure anyone thinks that about the EPL or La Liga after the way Real Madrid rinsed clubs in CL. * - MC June 23, 2022, 8:27:19
    - i am mostly needling my would-be internet friends (e.g., DT) * - zizou June 23, 2022, 8:31:30
- Alright, now we’re getting silly. 2 for 1 player swaps!* - Carl Spackler June 22, 2022, 15:40:33
Everton rumored to be in “very advanced” talks for Harry Winks at £20-£25MM. - Carl Spackler June 22, 2022, 14:26:19
- Reportedly at an impasse as Everton only wants him on loan - Jersey June 23, 2022, 9:42:21
- Everton buys everyone’s crap and people wonder why they are bad. - SurfTheBoneyard June 23, 2022, 8:09:45
  - Walcott was Big Sam's doing....Lampard actually brought something out of Iwobi - Jersey June 23, 2022, 8:48:40
The Athletic reporting Bergwijn to Ajax for £21MM agreed on. I feel this is one we’ll regret. - Carl Spackler June 22, 2022, 12:18:19
Leeds are holding out for £75MM for Raphinha? No thanks.* - Carl Spackler June 22, 2022, 9:29:58
- They are being raphinhacious with that asking price.* - DT June 22, 2022, 11:41:39
American Bryan Reynolds loaned to KWC Westerlo in the Belgian League from Roma* - Carl Spackler June 21, 2022, 14:22:06
Lukaku back to Inter on loan. €8MM + add ons* - Carl Spackler June 21, 2022, 13:57:20
- Has to be one of the worst buys in recent years.* - MC June 22, 2022, 9:42:07
- terrible business for Chelsea, also big loss for them losing their sporting director - bigbop85 June 22, 2022, 9:32:31
  - What do you think Marina's background is? - londoner June 22, 2022, 11:05:45
    - I love that you're so committed to the agenda that you are able to say in the same - londoner June 22, 2022, 11:07:54
      - Oh that was a bad signing, but before that Chelsea had pretty solid player management* - bigbop85 June 22, 2022, 12:19:15
        
        Lol no.* - londoner June 22, 2022, 12:41:52
        
        Oh so they were good because they ran yearly $100 million dollar deficits - bigbop85 June 22, 2022, 13:27:23
        
        I'm not sure what you're confused about. I've been saying for a very long time - londoner June 22, 2022, 13:32:46
        
        Here's our list of top 10 most expensive transfers - londoner June 22, 2022, 13:59:12
        
        Oh Kepa. I forgot about thee. * - MC June 23, 2022, 7:32:52
        
        Eek. I didn't realize it was that bad. - Chicago1995 June 22, 2022, 14:36:56
        
        Jorginho has been crap for what he cost and he's a massive anchor on our ability to play open - londoner June 22, 2022, 15:59:26
        
        Selling that Salah guy also didn’t work out* - Carl Spackler June 22, 2022, 14:42:17
- That should get things moving on Sterling to Chelsea.* - Chicago1995 June 21, 2022, 14:00:02
  - Be interesting to see his fee - DT June 21, 2022, 16:17:57
    - Allegedly, there's an extension on the table for Raheem - Chicago1995 June 22, 2022, 9:53:45
      - Can you go ahead and turn over the Kevin de Bruyne roster spot, too? - DT June 22, 2022, 11:40:37
        
        He seems happy, so I think we'll keep him. - Chicago1995 June 22, 2022, 11:46:28
        
        Wasn’t trying to be snide towards you - DT June 22, 2022, 11:51:24
        
        Totally took it as a joke. - Chicago1995 June 22, 2022, 14:39:25
Raphinha in? - KCWildcat June 20, 2022, 7:45:55
- Arsenal are not messing around. * - MC June 20, 2022, 9:03:06
  - Seems a bit early to say that. Only 1 of those guys are actually signed.* - Carl Spackler June 20, 2022, 10:15:07
    - Sounds like Tielemans is cooling off. I’m not holding my breathe on Martinez and Rafinha - MC June 20, 2022, 11:25:35
      - Tielemans doesn’t seem like a fit for what they need, so that makes sense. - Carl Spackler June 20, 2022, 11:47:13
        
        I think that's Martinez* - KCWildcat June 20, 2022, 11:51:54
        
        I thought he was a center back?* - Carl Spackler June 20, 2022, 11:56:10
        
        LB, CB, CDM as far as I’ve read * - MC June 20, 2022, 11:59:46
        
        He does seem pretty small for a CB* - Carl Spackler June 20, 2022, 12:00:38
        
        he's being targeted as a left back - Poldark June 21, 2022, 16:20:24
        
        No seem about it, he is small for a CB. Was Ajax player of the year though. - MC June 20, 2022, 12:24:26
    - Yeah it's still a hypothetical, but the trends are leaning that way a bit* - KCWildcat June 20, 2022, 10:58:56
Looks like Lukaku will go back to Inter on loan. €10MM+ add ons in loan fee. - Carl Spackler June 19, 2022, 12:35:56
Ornstein says Arsenal want Fabio, Martinez, Jesus and Rafinha. This is gonna be a £175m window - MC June 17, 2022, 13:25:33
- No Tielemans?* - VIV June 17, 2022, 13:53:28
  - Sounds like his move will depend on outgoing transfers (Xhaka) * - MC June 17, 2022, 13:55:29
    - Make it happen. Send his dumb ass to Mourinho.* - SurfTheBoneyard June 20, 2022, 9:21:22
  - Good question. I don’t recall reading his name * - MC June 17, 2022, 13:54:03
Long form stats based breakdown on Fabio Vieira - VIV June 17, 2022, 12:48:07
- Porto says done deal.* - SurfTheBoneyard June 17, 2022, 13:42:09
Ornstein says Arsenal had a bid turned down for Ajax LB/LCB Lisandro Martinez* - UIHuskie June 17, 2022, 12:09:28
- Hot damn. He’s got a lot of versatility. - VIV June 17, 2022, 12:50:16
- #### fourth, they’re trying to contend for the 2024 premier league. - MC June 17, 2022, 12:22:32
looks like Sadio Mane to Bayern Munich is just about official * - ijustkrushalot June 17, 2022, 10:28:57
- Looks like 35M pounds - DT June 17, 2022, 10:40:31
  - $35 mil is a great stack of cash for someone who wants a new challenge and has 1 year left - ijustkrushalot June 17, 2022, 10:46:38
    - I now think they could make another significant move - DT June 17, 2022, 10:53:09
so like 10 cities get to host the world cup? - redgrange77 June 17, 2022, 10:21:57
- eh?* - ATL June 17, 2022, 10:25:31
Jesus is very close to done. * - MC June 17, 2022, 8:18:01
- *Said during Easter* - KCWildcat June 17, 2022, 8:26:32
Nketiah agrees to extension with Arsenal.* - SurfTheBoneyard June 17, 2022, 8:07:28
- beat Crystal Palace* - Poldark June 17, 2022, 8:29:40
- ARTETA OUT - KCWildcat June 17, 2022, 8:12:46

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