The Deuce: I mf’ing fell down my stairs tonight…

I mf’ing fell down my stairs tonight… - haighter June 29, 2025, 1:46:41

I fall down the steps all the time, but - Stu June 30, 2025, 9:02:22
- rents still due* - chorizo June 30, 2025, 10:31:38
  - I know you conscious!* - Sammich June 30, 2025, 10:32:30
I feel kinda bad being in the best shape of my life while you all are falling apart. - doubledown June 30, 2025, 9:01:59
- enjoy your rotator cuff surgery* - VIV June 30, 2025, 9:03:01
  - And / or the ruptured achilles.* - DocWalk20 June 30, 2025, 17:55:25
  - I did something to my left rotator cuff. Now I have to squat with a safety bar, like a chump* - gvibes June 30, 2025, 9:23:28
    - Do you also use the tampon on the bar? * - doubledown June 30, 2025, 9:42:13
      - all safety squat bars have the pads, I think* - gvibes June 30, 2025, 9:49:22
    - heyyyyyyyyyyy - VIV June 30, 2025, 9:24:44
  - If it's gonna be anything, it'll be knees. Spent too many years obese. I'm on borrowed time. * - doubledown June 30, 2025, 9:06:14
This story should be called, "That Time Mom Broke Her Nose." But it isn't. - Memlie June 30, 2025, 9:00:07
- TL:DR. Cliff notes version?* - Stu June 30, 2025, 9:01:19
I'm sore as hell and all I did was stand at the parade a couple hours and then walked less than a - Taz June 30, 2025, 8:46:48
while we're doing "old guy injury hour", i have a grade 3 AC shoulder separation. - VIV June 30, 2025, 8:44:50
Hey, me too! Last Monday. Brooke my tibia, fibula, ankle bone, and severely dislocated my ankle - Cunativeson June 30, 2025, 7:38:51
- Yikes! Hope the recovery/rehab goes well.* - DT June 30, 2025, 8:05:54
- Holy Crap dude. Sorry for that. Glad to hear you’re on the mend. * - ATL June 30, 2025, 7:41:21
I fell on our stairs in Gent and broke my right wrist and left arm by my elbow - opey8 June 29, 2025, 15:42:54
That's a drag. More than likely gonna hurt and be more stiff tomorrow* - MtHoodIllini June 29, 2025, 15:14:17
Was wearing socks on hardwood, slipped and fell down 6 steps while carrying my 8 month old - CWR10 June 29, 2025, 13:05:47
Did it last winter. My big toenail was at a right angle. - digs June 29, 2025, 12:00:42
I slipped on some ice and took a feet-first fall on some concrete steps round Xmas - Sammich June 29, 2025, 11:30:19
Sure is a drag getting old - ATL June 29, 2025, 10:55:54
- Not nearly as bad as I would have thought. Back and neck sore in a few places. - haighter June 29, 2025, 11:59:11
  - Time to get one of these: - JeffFrank June 29, 2025, 12:08:27
    - Dude…seriously. My wife had her phone in hand about to call our neighbor… - haighter June 29, 2025, 12:19:13
      - Last time my Dad was in the house my step mom had to call me… - JeffFrank June 29, 2025, 21:45:22
- I was dancing hard two straight night DDCC at age 59. Divvy biked home* - JeffFrank June 29, 2025, 11:20:25
  - You should consult a doctor if your condition lasts more than 3 hours * - NastyBoyd June 29, 2025, 15:44:19
    - A few chills from the music. So good* - JeffFrank June 29, 2025, 21:46:38
  - ^^his secret? Sandals/socks^^ - osklister June 29, 2025, 11:50:38
    - Now year round. Entry level compression socks. Some varicose vein action starting* - JeffFrank June 29, 2025, 11:56:27
Ouch. I once fell backwards off our stairs and left a dent in the door from my head. * - harb June 29, 2025, 9:32:17
About a year ago I took a serious fall down our basement steps - TarheelIllini June 29, 2025, 9:27:40
Hope you are ok this morning. Had a former coworker and retired firefighter die that way* - LeatherneckIllini June 29, 2025, 6:13:19
I sprained my ankle VERY badly shooting at a mini hoop in the box office. - assassin June 29, 2025, 1:48:58
- We had a potted plant on the landing in the corner… - haighter June 29, 2025, 1:52:34
  - At least you went down feet first. * - assassin June 29, 2025, 11:47:52

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