The Deuce: I understand that...and that also would explain that ON AVERAGE for the random person...

Week of August 18th politics thread. - theBard August 18, 2025, 7:13:07

Ghislaine Maxwell transcripts released. - gvibes Today, 15:47:27
- I wonder if the criminal will implicate the man who can pardon her* - snipes824 Today, 15:54:08
  - If you can't trust Jizz Lane the Rapist, who can you trust?* - Warrin'_Illini Today, 16:10:39
  - It's a great mystery, no one knows how it's going to end* - Sounder Today, 15:58:11
    - The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last* - PapaDels Today, 16:31:23
- I can only imagine the nonsense bullshit in that conversation - Mrap24 Today, 15:49:38
  - This is a good test of whether or not they are as dumb as we think they are* - Sounder Today, 15:51:27
    - Narrator….* - Mrap24 Today, 16:04:43
    - also a good test of whether or not we are as dumb as they think we are* - Sammich Today, 15:52:36
      - In what way?* - Sounder Today, 15:53:18
"first tranche" of Epstein Files released to House Oversight Committee - complainant Today, 15:45:12
Chicago is next on trumps list for crime. That’ll go over well * - MC Today, 13:52:11
- Memphis is by far the most dangerous city in the US for violent crime... - haighter Today, 14:25:41
  - Getting the population to violently resist seems to be the whole point. DC didn't fall for it. * - doubledown Today, 14:35:10
    - What about the Subway sandwich guy? - Sounder Today, 14:37:01
      - Jared Fogle? - Sammich Today, 14:42:30
        
        Given his sexual preferences, almost certainly a republican * - ATL Today, 15:34:44
        
        dotz - Sounder Today, 14:44:02
    - I thought it was specifically to fuck with opposition party mayors and governors. * - haighter Today, 14:36:47
      - I mean if he wants to make JB somehow even MORE popular in Illinois... - KingTalkyTiki Today, 16:03:05
      - It's to distract from the Epstein files* - Sounder Today, 14:37:46
        
        when you spend almost 80 years being a complete fuckwad - Sammich Today, 14:41:20
        
        I'm watching this whole press conference - Sounder Today, 14:45:03
  - "per capita" is doing some heavy lifting here* - Sounder Today, 14:26:45
    - How else do you measure it? "Per feels"? * - haighter Today, 14:29:09
      - I'm just saying that a city with a lower population - Sounder Today, 14:31:37
        
        Thats.....because they're more dangerous? I feel like I'm missing something. * - haighter Today, 14:33:54
        
        Let me try to explain it to you, try to read slowly - Sounder Today, 14:36:30
        
        I understand that...and that also would explain that ON AVERAGE for the random person... - haighter Today, 14:39:27
        
        Having been to most of these places - Sounder Today, 14:42:51
        
        And you should! Oakland, Detroit, and Baltimore are rounding out the top 5 with Memphis... - haighter Today, 14:46:40
        
        My attitudes on Memphis are heavily based on John Grisham novels* - Sounder Today, 14:50:54
        
        Aren’t the two of you saying the same thing? * - doubledown Today, 14:46:15
        
        Pretty much* - Sounder Today, 14:49:53
        
        I think Sounder is saying that he had a fun weekend in Memphis once... - haighter Today, 14:47:14
        
        It absolutely should be on the list - Sounder Today, 14:49:32
- How'd that rally go for him in 2016 again? - KingTalkyTiki Today, 14:05:42
This World Cup press conference is quite something else - Sounder Today, 12:21:55
- Wait, Andrew Giuliani is the Executive Director - Sounder Today, 14:33:31
- lol - As someone who has no interest in soccer, the announcement kinda made me laugh * - jjlocke923 Today, 14:24:37
- does he kiss trump at the end?* - memyselfandillini Today, 13:15:51
  - beej and handy* - Sounder Today, 13:22:13
- South Park S27E3* - gvibes Today, 13:07:36
  - Here's the World cup trophy, and you definitely don't have a small penis* - Sounder Today, 13:18:00
    - Thanks guy! - SurfTheBoneyard Today, 14:29:41
      - It's the correct shape* - mrkoolaid Today, 14:34:15
  - dotz - Sounder Today, 13:14:24
- It was all but announced for the Sphere in Vegas. Infantino has no shame* - CWR10 Today, 13:02:50
  - Nm* - assassin Today, 13:24:37
  - Our president came out of his office pissed. He really wanted to go to Vegas. * - assassin Today, 13:24:36
    - Insanity. There has been quite a bit of planning already in motion around Vegas. - CWR10 Today, 13:26:55
  - It's unfuckingbelievable* - Sounder Today, 13:04:42
- "he's been very respectful of me, not so respectful of others" - Sounder Today, 12:39:46
“Never received so many phone calls for what I am doing in DC” - Mrap24 Today, 7:35:17
- I had a scary situation on the Navy Yard waterfront last month - CWR10 Today, 9:23:32
  - whew, glad cocktail sauce wasn’t spilled. - memyselfandillini Today, 13:19:21
FBI searching John Bolton’s house - Mrap24 Today, 7:11:01
- It’s all mustache wax, sir. * - memyselfandillini Today, 13:21:23
- "there will be no enemies list"* - VIV Today, 10:34:05
  - Remember when one of Trump's first EO's was to not weaponize the DOJ* - Sounder Today, 11:01:49
    - Here it is, just as a refresher - Sounder Today, 11:03:34
- Only good thing about Trump destroying America is the castration of every 'dont tread on me' guy* - reggiedunlop Today, 9:39:41
  - I have bad news for you about the mind-boggling expanse of human hypocrisy* - Sammich Today, 9:54:30
  - You don't understand that the "me" portion of that was singular. Everyone else? Tread away. * - haighter Today, 9:53:34
    - Exactly. Same with "facts don't care about your feelings"* - Sammich Today, 9:55:27
- Trump is very concerned that people properly handle classified documents* - gvibes Today, 8:32:10
- “Handling of classified documents” - Mrap24 Today, 7:33:08
  - Fuck that statute of limitations nonsense I guess. * - doubledown Today, 8:35:41
  - Probably in the shitter.* - SurfTheBoneyard Today, 7:37:47
- The mullahs in Tehran must be having a good laugh * - ATL Today, 7:18:30
shared article: Trump kills Springfield Ohio - complainant Today, 4:36:12
California approves redistricting plan (according to CNN headline) - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 21:12:02
- We still have to vote on it. * - assassin Yesterday, 21:41:41
- One step closer to a bullshit free-for-all kakistocracy. * - VIV Yesterday, 21:16:19
  - He should have gone for a 52-0 map.* - Warrin'_Illini Today, 8:25:00
    - this is all bad news, warren. * - VIV Today, 10:08:49
      - I wish he didn't have to do it, but he had to do it. The BBB passed because NY didn't take - Warrin'_Illini Today, 10:14:14
        
        we're headed down a path where any party in power - VIV Today, 10:38:32
        
        Then be the party in power because that's already what the GOP is doing* - RVA Today, 11:00:19
        
        it's all fun and games when you're the ones in charge. - VIV Today, 11:04:22
        
        The best strategy in prisoners dilemma is tit for tat, not to constantly let the other guy screw you - DT Today, 11:11:51
        
        I’m not saying I have a solution. I don’t think there is one that keeps us from being fucked. - VIV Today, 13:16:38
        
        100%* - JFG Today, 12:58:24
        
        This* - UofIL6 Today, 10:19:44
  - Seems inevitable at this point. None of this will end peacefully. * - doubledown Yesterday, 22:20:04
Republican mayor of Oklahoma City argues that DEI is good - ATL Yesterday, 20:38:00
- nice piece. ICE will probably deport him now.* - cpsteine Today, 9:48:53
Adams’ fmr aide tried to bribe a reporter by passing $$ in a bag of potato chips. Chip co. CMO: - ATL Yesterday, 18:57:16
- Eric Adams is hilarious* - gvibes Yesterday, 22:31:53
- Well played, Bob.* - DT Yesterday, 19:18:15
Supreme Court strikes again - larue33 Yesterday, 17:58:25
- Roberts joined the main dissenting opinion, so this one was 5-4. Though some commentators are saying - ATL Yesterday, 18:09:48
  - Some devastating quotes from Luttig (not on this. particular decision) - larue33 Yesterday, 19:00:43
    - Luttig should have known better. These guys were all part of the brooks brothers riot - ATL Yesterday, 19:06:35
      - What should the courts have done with Bush v. Gore? - complainant Yesterday, 22:15:31
        
        The holding of Bush v Gore was to STOP THE COUNT so I’m not sure you’re correct. - ATL Today, 6:58:03
        
        STOP or START is irrelevant. It's extraneous interference from the losing candidate. - complainant Today, 14:18:39
        
        Allow the Florida Supreme Court’s interpretation of Florida election law to stand* - ATL Today, 16:04:25
The cruelty is the point - UofIL6 Yesterday, 16:05:00
- *Anxiously awaits jljocksniff's well-reasoned reply.* - Kajagoogoo Yesterday, 16:10:15
  - And give about a dozen people here a chance to call me a f***g c**t? No thanks. - jjlocke923 Yesterday, 16:58:41
    - Festering clot? * - doubledown Yesterday, 19:23:17
    - it's cuz your viewpoints are fake becuase you're a fake fucking cunt - assassin Yesterday, 17:44:54
      - The viewpoints are the real, the caricature is fake* - opey8 Yesterday, 19:32:26
Someone talk me out of selling 50-80% of my non-401K securities. - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 15:16:06
- Sell 50-80% of your non-401k securities* - Stu Yesterday, 16:17:13
  - lol.* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 17:35:45
- Trump himself is heavily invested in bonds. Do with that info what you will. * - doubledown Yesterday, 16:12:20
  - is that right?* - cpsteine Yesterday, 17:04:42
    - 000o00o - Tuscy Yesterday, 21:23:02
- I won’t because it will* - timmer Yesterday, 16:09:07
- Do you need that money in the next 20 years?* - assassin Yesterday, 15:18:40
  - I want to be retired in 10, so yes.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 15:19:12
GCN: Better than Google Maps. lol - UofIL6 Yesterday, 15:10:09
This Cracker Barrel logo "controversy" is incredibly dumb - Sounder Yesterday, 14:47:04
- Who had "Steak n Shake heel turn" on their 2025 Bingo card? - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 20:23:23
- Byron Donalds says he “gave himself to Christ” in a Cracker Barrel parking lot. - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 18:58:36
  - I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom* - Phytynlini Today, 10:18:33
  - That man is the least Christian Republican in congress. * - doubledown Yesterday, 19:26:07
- WHITE CULTURE IS BEING ERASED! - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 15:05:49
- The redesign of the actual restaurants does seem like a bad idea to me, but… - OB25 Yesterday, 15:00:23
  - I bet a large percentage of people complaining never go there anyway. * - illini Yesterday, 15:04:38
    - I'm sure DJT Jr. is a Cracker Barrel regular - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 15:08:07
- biclops* - ATL Yesterday, 14:59:25
  - ooo - Sammich Yesterday, 15:00:56
- I did like the thought that they removed both the barrel and the cracker.* - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 14:52:36
- The right will never win people over with these meaningless culture-war controversies* - Sammich Yesterday, 14:52:01
  - also, 50 bucks says the actual trigger point is the female CEO - Sammich Yesterday, 14:54:38
    - dotz - Sounder Yesterday, 15:03:36
    - of course it is. it's a herp a derp DEI flerp a merp* - assassin Yesterday, 14:58:17
      - They got rid of both the cracker and the barrel* - Sounder Yesterday, 15:14:54
- How is this topic political?* - timmer Yesterday, 14:51:22
  - Seriously?* - Sounder Yesterday, 14:52:28
    - Seriously. I haven’t read any of the articles about this because it doesn’t concern me - timmer Yesterday, 15:06:45
      - dotz - Sounder Yesterday, 15:10:22
- I've only seen good natured comedic videos about it - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Yesterday, 14:51:18
James Dobson rest in piss - assassin Yesterday, 14:11:27
- Byyyyyyeeeeeee* - Jackie Today, 7:15:13
- He’s lucky there isn’t a God* - DT Yesterday, 14:25:32
  - Or at least not the one he was expecting* - Chilango Today, 7:43:10
  - Thankfully, I wasn't aware of him until today - Jersey Yesterday, 14:49:39
Donny hitting the streets tonight with DC cops to patrol* - Mrap24 Yesterday, 13:26:56
- Anacostia, standing by* - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 17:21:38
- Every McDonald's will be safe! * - MojoJojo Yesterday, 14:52:33
- Gonna kit up and barge in* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Yesterday, 14:27:47
  - *snickers** - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 20:21:20
- Is he going to attack them with a flagpole for old times sake?* - ATL Yesterday, 13:42:25
- Between this and calling himself a war hero, how long before they have his fat ass in uniform? * - doubledown Yesterday, 13:41:44
  - He is governing like an African strongman, might as well dress the part.* - DT Yesterday, 13:49:10
    - trouble is he's already got a uniform - Sammich Yesterday, 13:50:48
      - Mobutu’s stupid signature hat at least had panache.* - DT Yesterday, 13:53:17
- Hopefully nobody tips Barzini off.* - DT Yesterday, 13:37:26
Seems TX passed their gerrymander. Blue states better get ready to follow - UofIL6 August 20, 2025, 23:58:26
- Why didn’t the D’s stay away? Seems like they blew it* - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 8:40:34
  - They were never trying to outright prevent it. Just buying time to organize. * - doubledown Yesterday, 9:00:04
    - Seems that failed too. No?* - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 17:35:58
  - what would the consequences have been? * - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 8:53:41
- Gloves should be fully off. And the minute Dems get back Senate control, make DC a state. - JFG Yesterday, 8:14:33
  - Saw last night that CO is 4-4 and they could easily make it 8-0 - reggiedunlop Yesterday, 9:12:00
    - Be surprised if they could do 8-0, but 6-2 would seem feasible. Maybe 7-1 - DT Yesterday, 13:42:41
    - CO is looking at something in time for ‘28 not ‘26, so useless right now* - snipes824 Yesterday, 9:19:06
    - Then, they have to find a way to start undoing those commissions* - UofIL6 Yesterday, 9:17:01
  - Dems suck at this stuff. They’ll get steamrolled* - CWR10 Yesterday, 8:51:37
    - They do, that's why we need Gruesome Newsom.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 9:16:52
  - Is total political malpractice that they haven’t already done this - DT Yesterday, 8:42:14
  - And PR if they’d go along.* - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 8:39:56
    - Pack the Supreme Court too. - JFG Yesterday, 8:42:59
so, what's the non-evil reasoning for demanding the medical records - assassin August 20, 2025, 21:35:15
- there is none. Pure evil. And illegal. * - memyselfandillini August 20, 2025, 22:13:11
  - They'd want to find counseling notes to demonstrate that kids were pushed toward transitioning. - complainant August 20, 2025, 22:21:36
    - that doesn't explaining needing identifying personal information* - assassin August 20, 2025, 22:25:07
      - So they can track them down and ask if they're happy now. Also, to post their pictures on - complainant August 20, 2025, 22:33:16
Fraud in plain sight - Mrap24 August 20, 2025, 14:52:50
Ron Swanson is running for Senate against Susan Collins - Sounder August 20, 2025, 14:50:48
- Ron Swanson is a libertarian - IlliniSax05 August 20, 2025, 14:52:04
  - I know, I was referring to his lumberjack physical appearance* - Sounder August 20, 2025, 14:55:08
From *checks notes* Alex Jones's mouth to God's ears... - ATL August 20, 2025, 14:22:49
we're wasting a million bucks a day on this DC bullshit - assassin August 20, 2025, 13:56:33
- why the eff do we need armored vehicles patrolling DC?* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 4:04:35
- You can't put a price on safety* - Sounder August 20, 2025, 14:51:44
  - million a day sir* - memyselfandillini August 20, 2025, 22:21:25
- Seems low.* - Warrin'_Illini August 20, 2025, 14:00:16
Towelie goes to Washington, DC on South Park tonight* - Sounder August 20, 2025, 13:41:34
- Hey Satan is filmed before a live studio audience* - Sounder Yesterday, 16:04:27
- Poor Towelie* - Stu August 20, 2025, 21:31:35
- He's the worst character ever, but also the best. I love Towelie.* - Warrin'_Illini August 20, 2025, 13:47:14
  - How spicy would you like your Chang sauce? - Sounder August 20, 2025, 14:54:19
Donald J. Trump, war hero - larue33 August 20, 2025, 12:20:14
- He should start wearing a uniform with a bunch of medals.* - DT August 20, 2025, 13:09:29
I just heard a Sherrod Brown ad targeted to small businesses on the issue of burdensome taxes. - complainant August 19, 2025, 21:54:36
- Was listening to some podcast that suggested the Dems were fairly fortunate to get a good group of - UofIL6 August 19, 2025, 22:18:28
Trump is going to take all the WOKE out of the museums - VIV August 19, 2025, 20:59:14
- Trying to wash away the fact that conservatives are always kinda fascist - doubledown August 19, 2025, 21:50:41
- What are they gonna do about the Holocaust then? - Stu August 19, 2025, 21:13:29
  - Well they like Israel for their end times bullshit… - SurfTheBoneyard August 19, 2025, 21:15:57
- LOL, why don't museums talk more about the future?* - RVA August 19, 2025, 21:04:53
Love to see Trump implementing Bernie Sanders’ CHIPS act idea - taking equity* - gvibes August 19, 2025, 18:00:17
- I’d probably be less opposed to it if I thought Trump wasn’t up to something corrupt. * - doubledown August 19, 2025, 19:28:32
  - I was thinking the same thing as I typed it. - gvibes August 19, 2025, 20:14:27
- out of all the if a democrat's out there, the government taking stakes in private businesses - snipes824 August 19, 2025, 18:20:39
  - seize the means of production, comrades!* - assassin August 19, 2025, 18:29:24
- Pretty damaging to Intel vs Taiwan Semi and Samsung* - Stu August 19, 2025, 18:14:25
Trump concerned about getting into heaven - Sounder August 19, 2025, 11:38:25
- Does that slob ever button his suit coat?? * - illinijohn August 19, 2025, 13:56:24
  - I've noticed it recently, not sure if he's always done that - Sounder August 19, 2025, 15:04:14
  - Yes. Both buttons or just the bottom one.* - ATL August 19, 2025, 14:39:27
- Heavens for losers and suckers - TarheelIllini August 19, 2025, 12:26:05
- Rare moment of truthfulness from him.* - SurfTheBoneyard August 19, 2025, 11:41:28
  - Like he actually believes in heaven - Sounder August 19, 2025, 12:14:23
    - it’s just another transactional, selfish move. * - memyselfandillini August 19, 2025, 20:19:45
Kristi Noem claims she had to move into secure housing because she didn’t feel safe in her home. - doubledown August 19, 2025, 11:16:39
- probably because it’s in DC surrounded by the Duck Dynasty boys* - memyselfandillini August 19, 2025, 20:20:34
- or that's a lie because she got caught* - reggiedunlop August 19, 2025, 13:58:56
- OhNoButAnyways.gif* - KingTalkyTiki August 19, 2025, 12:02:44
- You're celebrating the fact that a US cabinet member has been threatened so much - jjlocke923 August 19, 2025, 11:21:03
  - whether it's libs laughing at Noem's persecution complex after cosplaying as a tough guy enforcer - RVA August 19, 2025, 18:07:59
    - Good people both sides!!* - cpsteine August 19, 2025, 19:28:38
  - Yes* - Stu August 19, 2025, 12:07:15
  - Where’s the concern for… - SurfTheBoneyard August 19, 2025, 11:35:31
    - Oh, by all means then, let's hope that..... - jjlocke923 August 19, 2025, 11:46:06
      - She wants to go ahead and pose infront of supposed gang members in shackles... - haighter August 19, 2025, 11:56:54
        
        Also it’s almost certainly a lie - ATL August 19, 2025, 18:24:49
        
        Preach, brother. Preach.* - KingTalkyTiki August 19, 2025, 12:05:05
        
        play stupid games, win stupid prizes* - Sounder August 19, 2025, 12:02:56
      - I actually agree with you here, it’s too soon to joke about threats - Franklin August 19, 2025, 11:49:46
  - Celebrating it? You are mistaken. Did you not see my “oh no”? - doubledown August 19, 2025, 11:29:59
- Good, I hope she spends the rest of her life constantly looking over her shoulder - Sounder August 19, 2025, 11:20:24
  - You are absolutely nuts. You need to take a break and rethink some things * - jjlocke923 August 19, 2025, 11:22:48
    - lol* - cpsteine August 19, 2025, 11:47:20
    - Am I so out of touch? - Sounder August 19, 2025, 11:28:46
      - Are you out of your head when jjlocke is not around?* - memyselfandillini August 19, 2025, 20:25:47
    - Am I so out of touch? - Sounder August 19, 2025, 11:27:02
"An Alpha Male is an Alpha Male" - Sounder August 19, 2025, 11:00:25
- in the kingdom of omega males, the beta is king* - Sammich August 19, 2025, 11:12:50
  - One of the most bizarre parts of MAGA is how they view Trump vs. reality - Sounder August 19, 2025, 11:13:44
    - He and Vance wear as much makeup as drag queens. In one of Newsom's tweets he - Warrin'_Illini August 19, 2025, 11:16:10
      - The scarf tweet is one of my favorites - Sounder August 19, 2025, 11:23:25
      - The scarf tweet is one of my favorites - Sounder August 19, 2025, 11:23:17
- I’ll bet she’d look pretty fucked up with MAGA makeup. He’d love it. * - doubledown August 19, 2025, 11:11:40
  - get some cut-rate lip-filler and buccal fat removal, STAT* - Sammich August 19, 2025, 11:13:17
What would have happened if Clyburn didn’t save Biden in 2020 and Bernie got the nomination? - JeffFrank August 19, 2025, 10:53:00
- no.* - Ari Gold August 19, 2025, 15:06:03
Francis Scott Key Bridge can't catch a break - complainant August 18, 2025, 19:17:23
- Oh no. Is the bridge ok? * - doubledown August 19, 2025, 9:01:33
- And the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting on the decks of ships!* - ATL August 19, 2025, 8:31:01
- My former boss left the City of Champaign to take the job as Baltimore’s Director - Philo August 18, 2025, 20:05:06
Trump phones a friend. - complainant August 18, 2025, 19:04:01
newsom update - assassin August 18, 2025, 16:41:47
- LOL - KingTalkyTiki August 19, 2025, 12:45:40
- yep, it's totally not working at all - Sounder August 19, 2025, 12:23:14
  - bold of Kid Rock to go on twitter and ask Gavin Newsom to step on his nuts - Sammich August 19, 2025, 12:30:22
- Thank God someone is doing this. Schumer and Jeffries are completely worthless.* - Warrin'_Illini August 19, 2025, 9:23:04
  - The fact this hasn't been being done for the past 10 years is just more proof... - KingTalkyTiki August 19, 2025, 12:47:52
  - Jeffries does nothing but recite talking points* - JeffFrank August 19, 2025, 10:47:39
    - reminds me of a black mayor pete - Ari Gold August 19, 2025, 10:50:34
      - Mayor Pete is great thinking on his feet answering questions* - JeffFrank August 19, 2025, 11:06:03
        
        lol. dude is preprogrammed and stiff as the day is long.* - Ari Gold August 19, 2025, 15:08:03
        
        Unless the question is about Israel * - Chuck Woodaby August 19, 2025, 11:08:29
- Do you think she’s more mad that Newsom’s trolling is effective, or that - doubledown August 18, 2025, 18:53:56
  - Nit: it’s not effective - TarheelIllini August 18, 2025, 19:13:41
    - Let me mansplain it to you - Sounder August 19, 2025, 11:06:31
    - It’s absolutely effective in making him a top 2028 candidate - assassin August 18, 2025, 19:15:10
      - The only reason he won't get the nomination is if he can't shake the California bias - Sounder August 19, 2025, 11:09:35
      - Now that the coast is free of Kamala* - JeffFrank August 19, 2025, 10:48:26
      - I was referring to if it’s effective to the cult.* - TarheelIllini August 19, 2025, 8:22:46
        
        The outlets that the cult members watch are talking about it, so…. * - doubledown August 19, 2025, 9:05:05
- Yes, American voters require more seriousness from their presidential candidates. Right.* - PapaDels August 18, 2025, 17:52:27
  - Stephen A. is totes gonna be our next president - Stu August 18, 2025, 18:44:27
    - First executive order: All forts renamed for current or former Knicks - LWillhite August 18, 2025, 21:15:50
- Can we agree that it is dumb and tiresome no matter who is doing it? - jjlocke923 August 18, 2025, 17:05:26
  - Republicans have no sense of humor* - GMAW August 18, 2025, 20:08:13
  - Survey says: - memyselfandillini August 18, 2025, 17:57:04
    - dumbfucks like jjlocke - Sounder August 18, 2025, 18:12:02
      - No kidding? You’re so smart! * - jjlocke923 August 18, 2025, 18:29:25
  - No we don’t agree on that* - PapaDels August 18, 2025, 17:52:53
  - Get fucked bootlicker* - JacobRDaugherty August 18, 2025, 17:38:33
    - You can just say you disagree * - jjlocke923 August 18, 2025, 17:49:04
    - Can we all agree that jjlocke923 is dumb and tiresome? - KingTalkyTiki August 18, 2025, 17:40:15
      - Bingo! Jocksniff should spend all his time on the MAGA boards. - Kajagoogoo August 18, 2025, 19:40:14
- the truck driver must be here legally, or they would have said "illegal" - Sammich August 18, 2025, 17:04:07
- They're all THIS close to getting it.... - KingTalkyTiki August 18, 2025, 16:55:45
- Lol* - DT August 18, 2025, 16:51:08
- It's amazing they don't get the irony* - UofIL6 August 18, 2025, 16:44:47
  - don't cha think?* - Sounder August 18, 2025, 16:59:23
- The disconnect is mind blowing.* - SurfTheBoneyard August 18, 2025, 16:44:46
  - It just verifies the reality that the rules have never applied to Trump* - Sounder August 18, 2025, 16:53:08
  - Disingenuous or stupid. Take your pick. - ATL August 18, 2025, 16:50:47
    - Trump's boorish, uncouth, and unpresidential behavior is so accepted in their circles... - KingTalkyTiki August 18, 2025, 16:57:50
I'm kind of looking forward to Trump's election executive order. - doubledown August 18, 2025, 14:58:14
- Highly Republican Utah gonna love this * - illini thunder August 18, 2025, 17:35:29
- State's rights, amirite?* - Sounder August 18, 2025, 15:37:05
- The meeting with Putin was really all about getting tips on election fixing. * - VIV August 18, 2025, 15:24:40
  - Is election fixing taxable?* - timmer August 18, 2025, 16:30:03
  - Trump's eyes lit up when Zelensky said that they couldn't hold elections while a war - jjlocke923 August 18, 2025, 15:32:47
Trump tells a Sir story that definitely didn't happen - Sounder August 18, 2025, 14:06:50
- He obviously meant Driver's License, but it's still a lie. * - doubledown August 18, 2025, 14:10:27
  - Let's play along for a minute and pretend that Biden got license plate and driver's license mixed up - Sounder August 18, 2025, 14:41:46
  - I wouldn't be surprised if Trump doesn't have a driver's license - Sounder August 18, 2025, 14:31:01
    - Not knowing how to drive won't necessarily prevent you from getting a DL in NY. * - doubledown August 18, 2025, 14:33:04
      - yes but he's also very lazy* - Sounder August 18, 2025, 14:35:42
at least zelensky wore a suit this time.* - Ari Gold August 18, 2025, 13:45:17
- And clowned them all in the process. - SurfTheBoneyard August 18, 2025, 14:44:05
- god the fucking brainrot of morons caring about this is amazing* - assassin August 18, 2025, 14:23:33
  - It's all deflection from the utter piece of shit that MAGA's like Ari worship slavishly. - KingTalkyTiki August 18, 2025, 14:46:23
  - nm - KingTalkyTiki August 18, 2025, 14:46:17
  - No serious person actually cares - Sounder August 18, 2025, 14:39:25
- Who the fuck cares besides MTG's moron boyfriend* - MtHoodIllini August 18, 2025, 13:58:53
  - Who knew Ari liked Arby's so much* - ATL August 18, 2025, 14:01:44
- Bc that’s what’s important* - Mrap24 August 18, 2025, 13:53:06
- He looks like a Bulgarian night club owner* - Sounder August 18, 2025, 13:46:10
Trump tried to cheat? No way. - Sounder August 18, 2025, 11:24:24
- that is not the most trustworthy account* - ECEIllinois August 18, 2025, 11:36:51
  - As Bill Maher says, I don't know it for a fact - Sounder August 18, 2025, 11:38:42
- and also Laura Loomer* - VIV August 18, 2025, 11:32:01
  - Imagine getting a beej from that ghoul - Sounder August 18, 2025, 11:34:48
- "tried to"?* - ATL August 18, 2025, 11:27:52
The best and brightest (tm) - ATL August 18, 2025, 11:12:21
- Her deposition transcript was some painful reading.I can't believe there are real lawyers like that* - gvibes August 18, 2025, 11:17:09
  - I assume you are familiar with her counsel, Larry Klayman?* - ATL August 18, 2025, 11:30:46
    - Not very well apparently* - gvibes August 18, 2025, 11:53:06
- You are on the cutting edge of current events * - jjlocke923 August 18, 2025, 11:13:54
What exactly are the six wars he thinks he's ended? - Sounder August 18, 2025, 10:49:00
- 1) Tug of War: “I let go and the other suckers all fell down”* - memyselfandillini August 18, 2025, 11:39:36
  - 2) War Games : “Didn't understand it. Turned it off. Trump wins”* - memyselfandillini August 18, 2025, 11:40:46
    - 3) War and Peace: Vladimir explained it to me so I tossed the Cliff Notes. THANK YOU VLAD!* - memyselfandillini August 18, 2025, 11:50:26
- He's being modest. At least three had possible nuclear outcomes* - timmer August 18, 2025, 11:07:23
  - It's pronounced Nuc-U-lar* - Sounder August 18, 2025, 11:09:27
- He is referring to these: - jjlocke923 August 18, 2025, 10:55:45
  - If he can find all 10 on a map he should get the prize for sure* - memyselfandillini August 18, 2025, 11:52:26
    - He couldn't find Israel and Ukraine on a map* - Sounder August 18, 2025, 12:06:58
  - Now do the two wars he said he'd end on his first day in office* - Sounder August 18, 2025, 10:56:56
    - You are probably referring to: - jjlocke923 August 18, 2025, 11:01:59
    - You and I were likely more helpful in stopping any of these wars.* - Toonces August 18, 2025, 10:58:39
      - You don't say, I always take everything that Trump says as gospel, just like jjlockdouche* - Sounder August 18, 2025, 11:01:09
        
        Hey - I thought you agreed to cut back on the name calling. Don’t go back on your word * - jjlocke923 August 18, 2025, 11:06:54
        
        I didn't, you fucking cunt!* - KingTalkyTiki August 18, 2025, 14:22:53
        
        I think we should go back to icing him out entirely - Sounder August 18, 2025, 14:32:35
        
        Here's the difference, you engage him at times like he's here in good faith. - KingTalkyTiki August 18, 2025, 14:49:15
        
        Good faith? I'm pretty sure that if we were to ever meet in real life, - jjlocke923 August 18, 2025, 15:15:53
        
        We both would definitely call you a cunt to your face - Sounder August 18, 2025, 15:32:47
        
        Ask Detlef how it went last time we "met"....and I was his friend once upon a time. - KingTalkyTiki August 18, 2025, 16:28:29
        
        Fuck off cunt* - Poldark August 19, 2025, 8:11:30
        
        Aw Reek. - KingTalkyTiki August 19, 2025, 12:06:34
        
        Please tell the detlef story. I haven’t heard it * - jjlocke923 August 18, 2025, 17:06:58
        
        Show me where I said that, you must have hallucinated it* - Sounder August 18, 2025, 11:09:06
Well, the only rational response is for Trump to send the National Guard to take over Utah - Stu August 18, 2025, 9:47:19
- I read Under the Banner of Heaven and I assume anytime stuff like this happens in Utah, Idaho or - ATL August 18, 2025, 9:50:11
  - Whatever his religion, it was a white dude. * - doubledown August 18, 2025, 10:20:22
"DC now officially safe!". Imagine believing/defending/voting for this guy. - ATL August 18, 2025, 9:39:01
- There was just an article talking about how restaurant traffic was down 25%* - Sounder August 18, 2025, 10:56:03
  - We took two trips to HHI this year and it’s vacation traffic was way down - TarheelIllini August 18, 2025, 13:35:25
- I didn't even get stabbed once on the metro this morning. What a breath of fresh air!* - Tortillini August 18, 2025, 9:56:41
  - i was murdered 7 times during the long weekend i spent in DC in June. * - VIV August 18, 2025, 11:17:07
  - Nothing makes people feel safe like a police state with vaguely credible faux militia - Sounder August 18, 2025, 10:50:17
    - Most if not all of whom are deployed west of the Anacostia, thus avoiding the worst DC crime spots.* - Tortillini August 18, 2025, 10:57:26
      - yeah, the WaPo did a map, it's all for show - Sounder August 18, 2025, 11:00:11
        
        Woah. I Wisch you would share the drive by shooting story. I haven't heard it * - jjlocke923 August 18, 2025, 11:10:08
  - Thank you for your attention to this matter!* - Illiniphil August 18, 2025, 10:03:23
I hope this is fake - Mrap24 August 18, 2025, 8:19:49
- Looks fake.* - DT August 18, 2025, 10:08:06
- I'm skeptical... - KingTalkyTiki August 18, 2025, 9:58:15
- Gross if not AI* - UofIL6 August 18, 2025, 9:37:21
- It looks to be sped up * - jjlocke923 August 18, 2025, 8:32:53
I hope he acts the same as the last time Z was there* - TarheelIllini August 18, 2025, 7:14:55

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