The Deuce: JFC.*

Politics - week of 11/17, when the cows invaded - complainant November 17, 2025, 8:28:13

It seems as though JD Vance is still nursing. - complainant Today, 21:46:14
the best and brightest of twitter - ATL Today, 20:18:26
So we apparently invaded a Mexican beach by mistake. - SurfTheBoneyard Today, 17:01:49
Looking at a 1940s deed to my property: can't be sold to "other than Gentiles." - gvibes Today, 16:07:07
So no October jobs report and September nonsense being released. Wild* - Mrap24 Today, 13:53:29
- Probably just because the news is too good, and they're afraid the spontaneous celebrations... - KingTalkyTiki Today, 14:38:00
it's ok to call women Piggy, because you're just being open and honest! - assassin Today, 13:12:59
- God I love shoving this in the face of those saying “but there was a Peggy on the plane” - PapaDels Today, 19:26:37
- Whoever asked the next question should have said - Mrap24 Today, 13:52:51
- Her father, Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf, must be so proud!* - shua Today, 13:41:16
  - Huh. I thought his name was Bob.* - complainant Today, 15:41:03
- This should be the response of those calling jjlocke the "c" word to complaints about it.* - ATL Today, 13:15:13
  - If the implication is that I’m ok when trump does it let me put it to rest and say it’s fucking - CoronaTheirAss Today, 13:49:24
    - preach* - jjlocke923 Today, 13:55:41
      - Maybe you asswipes shouldn't elect and then unquestionably support such a buffoon?* - RVA Today, 14:00:05
    - OOO - KingTalkyTiki Today, 13:52:58
    - No. I'm saying that the administration has now legitimized it.* - ATL Today, 13:51:02
  - Or take the high road, and just don't call people names. That's my rule. - jjlocke923 Today, 13:41:20
    - But as a cunt, you might not have the most objective perspective on this issue. That's the problem.* - complainant Today, 14:51:35
    - Your president is lazy and disrespectful. And also stupid. - doubledown Today, 14:16:31
      - Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery * - jjlocke923 Today, 14:40:55
        
        That sounds like something a cunt would say.* - Sounder Today, 15:13:59
      - Can't agree strongly enough. - KingTalkyTiki Today, 14:33:19
    - Fuck off* - RVA Today, 13:50:08
  - Frankly, I call him a Cunt to be frank and open and honest to his face... - KingTalkyTiki Today, 13:19:47
The Saudi Arabia I believe in isn’t short on cash, mister - ATL Today, 13:12:05
grok on twitter is now programmed to always glaze Elon - ECEIllinois Today, 12:57:01
- new CFB rankings out - assassin Today, 13:56:33
  - Go Phoenix!* - KingTalkyTiki Today, 14:08:27
  - Don't feel so bad losing recruits to them anymore.* - Warrin'_Illini Today, 13:58:32
- I don't think Elon thought this through - ECEIllinois Today, 13:34:45
  - *chef's kiss** - KingTalkyTiki Today, 13:37:38
- No more MechaHitler? - Toonces Today, 13:14:05
- LOL.* - Warrin'_Illini Today, 13:12:03
- JFC.* - KingTalkyTiki Today, 12:59:55
Not really politics, but UPS plane crash report out - don't think the engine is supposed to do that. - gvibes Today, 12:54:23
- Did it blame DEI?* - Stu Today, 13:03:06
- United Flight 191 all over again. - KingTalkyTiki Today, 12:59:21
  - NP: American 191 * - illinibone Today, 17:03:13
    - Shit. You're right.* - KingTalkyTiki Today, 17:46:04
  - Just realized that was a DC-10 and this is a MD-11, so same family of aircraft. - KingTalkyTiki Today, 13:35:35
  - Thing is, you *really* need to bolt them on. I know the Krazy Glu ad is incredibly persuasive, but - complainant Today, 13:26:10
Swastikas no longer a hate symbol for the coast guard - snipes824 Today, 12:40:28
- There is a building in Philadelphia with them right on the facade - TarheelIllini Today, 13:21:32
  - ...the Pearlman building, which was constructed in 1927. Before the Nazis rose to power* - IlliniRunner Today, 13:46:53
  - Pre-1930s, it was prevalent. There wasn't a negative connotation to it...yet. - KingTalkyTiki Today, 13:40:48
- oOo - KingTalkyTiki Today, 12:53:49
- the new classification system was brought to you by NYT Pitchbot* - Sammich Today, 12:47:47
Bubba blower appears to be going through it this morning - ATL Today, 10:33:24
- Spokeshag Leavitt clarifies - ATL Today, 13:14:08
- May have known this was coming out: JAGs were ignored on the legality of the Caribbean strikes - ATL Today, 11:30:17
  - He was a year ahead of me. Wonder what my old boss and current leader… - LeatherneckIllini Today, 12:21:30
  - Are we the baddies? - KingTalkyTiki Today, 12:21:11
- Wait, that's like this tenth post on this topic. He is having a good one. - gvibes Today, 10:47:29
  - I don’t think I realized the full extent of his truthing - Sounder Today, 10:54:54
    - he's pouring concrete 2 hours a day, at minimum - Sammich Today, 10:55:51
  - the most recent one isn't "signed"; does that mean somebody else decided to up the stakes?* - Sammich Today, 10:49:52
- JFC.* - DiamondDazzle Today, 10:45:11
- What is he even referring to? * - doubledown Today, 10:40:39
  - code red* - lcubed Today, 10:58:29
  - Democratic congress critters saying soldiers can refuse unlawful orders - gvibes Today, 10:41:38
    - I can’t imagine any half decent human beings wanting to join the military now* - Stu Today, 11:00:07
      - Once they get done with the economy....* - KingTalkyTiki Today, 12:23:56
    - Which they can and should...despite the pedo's craving for his own domestic My Lai* - KingTalkyTiki Today, 10:46:39
    - been thinking about this lately, regarding the boat attacks specifically - Sammich Today, 10:45:32
      - Way better for your health to just blow up a boat of Columbian fisherman* - Chuck Woodaby Today, 10:51:40
      - also, the people giving the orders will just move on to the next (likely more compliant) guy - Sammich Today, 10:48:13
        
        That's why the military, especially post-Vietnam... - KingTalkyTiki Today, 10:54:12
        
        The only way to win is not to play.* - Chuck Woodaby Today, 10:56:31
        
        DINGDINGDING That's a winner.* - KingTalkyTiki Today, 11:00:31
    - (which is, of course, correct)* - ATL Today, 10:43:52
- INSUBORDINATE and CHURLISH* - Sammich Today, 10:37:55
- Sundowning at 7:21AM - KingTalkyTiki Today, 10:34:56
House unanimously rejects Thune's sneaky investigation remuneration measure - ATL Today, 8:16:37
- Good. They should be happy simply not being charged with whatever they did - doubledown Today, 9:21:55
Tennessee sees Trump bump. 12% increase in layoffs over last year. - ATL Today, 6:42:20
*facepalm* - ATL Yesterday, 19:58:20
- Here's a good use of AI - complainant Yesterday, 20:22:25
  - Hey, she has big tits and and ashkenazi iq. What more do you need* - gvibes Yesterday, 23:35:43
    - to not look like a sleep paralysis demon for starters* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 23:51:32
      - Actually, I scrolled down the timeline and found the answer. - complainant Yesterday, 23:56:52
another pro bono opportunity for GMAW - Poldark Yesterday, 19:35:03
- No way. Stealing from the government is legal now. - ATL Yesterday, 19:46:22
I don't know why, but the twits using "Joan Midion" to describe Olivia Nuzzi tickles me* - gvibes Yesterday, 18:56:41
- I liked Fluzzi.* - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 19:32:04
- Problem is, you need to be old enough and simultaneously young enough to get the joke. - complainant Yesterday, 19:08:53
GOP staffer accused of falsely reporting attack on her by libs - ATL Yesterday, 18:54:47
- I'll bet she's pretty fun in the sack. - complainant Yesterday, 19:38:28
- You wouldn’t think there’d be enough of a market to support specialists * - DT Yesterday, 19:25:09
  - The mall by my house has two stores that only sell socks. * - doubledown Today, 7:26:54
  - You can find anything on 4chan* - ATL Yesterday, 19:30:29
- Sure, she lied about it - Sammich Yesterday, 19:04:51
LOL, the dissent from the anti-Texas gerrymander ruling invokes George Soros's name 17 times and - ATL Yesterday, 15:20:38
- Time to take grampa's keys away.* - complainant Yesterday, 16:22:00
  - Unfortunately the founders didn’t anticipate people living into their 80s. * - ATL Yesterday, 18:17:30
    - If they'd looked across the room they'd have spotted Ben Franklin, 81.* - complainant Yesterday, 18:48:31
      - I mean, he's *right* there. - complainant Yesterday, 18:55:43
        
        Look man, they're all wearing white wigs. And we all know white people age ultra fast.* - ATL Yesterday, 18:58:56
        
        Oof, I think I threw out my back just reading that.* - complainant Yesterday, 19:01:00
        
        And you're only 27* - ATL Yesterday, 19:01:18
        
        That's when the best white people die. And one very talented negro.* - complainant Yesterday, 19:11:24
      - He must have smelled terrible too* - ATL Yesterday, 18:52:43
    - I had an ancestor who died in 1840 at the age of 100* - Stu Yesterday, 18:46:34
      - He must have smelled terrible* - ATL Yesterday, 18:48:04
        
        He does now* - Stu Yesterday, 19:54:23
- I shouldn't make fun. This type of whipsaw would make you batshit crazy too. - ATL Yesterday, 15:55:38
  - We’ve always been at war with Eastasia.* - DT Yesterday, 18:19:54
In non-political judge news, don't be a clown (or an Elvis) if you're a judge: - ghost_of_clt Yesterday, 12:06:36
- Also, don't be cruel* - IlliniRunner Yesterday, 13:20:37
  - I would have gone with Suspicious Minds* - Chilango Yesterday, 14:32:08
    - Hey man, don’t step on my blue suede shoes* - IlliniRunner Yesterday, 16:23:44
    - Jailhouse Rock* - ATL Yesterday, 15:36:19
      - In Gepetto* - complainant Yesterday, 15:55:14
Sounds like the Comey indictment is a goner… - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 11:41:03
- This poor magistrate judge. Here's apparently what happened? - ATL Yesterday, 13:28:43
- Hanlon's Razor should tell me otherwise, but this is actually a perfect political result for Trump - GMAW Yesterday, 12:06:23
  - Yep. Other than the part where he appointed this dipshit.* - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 12:14:07
    - That's what I'm getting at. Appointing a total boob who screwed up the case - GMAW Yesterday, 12:16:14
      - at some point the GOP has to get fed up at the incompetence, right? ok yeah probably not* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 12:33:11
        
        When undermining the efficacy of governmental institutions is the goal - Sounder Yesterday, 13:34:01
        
        They got their tax breaks, and demolishing the federal government. So they're ok with whatever* - IlliniRunner Yesterday, 13:21:54
The Comey indictment that was issued was never presented to the grand jury? - gvibes Yesterday, 11:40:27
- why did they have the foreperson sign a second indictment instead of just submitting the first one?* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 12:20:18
  - It looks like they rejected one of the counts on the initial one… - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 13:01:01
    - so it was just to make it look like to Trump that none of the presented counts were rejected?* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 13:19:40
      - Or the public in general.* - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 14:01:23
  - Because they have a 16 year old driving their 18 wheeler, and she just got her license. - complainant Yesterday, 12:24:55
- [george] was that wrong? Should I not have done that? [/costanza]* - lcubed Yesterday, 11:45:59
- It’s toast.* - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 11:41:29
  - The thing about the judge wanting writing and not ruling from the bench… - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 11:45:19
    - If it's dismissed don't they get a six month SOL extension under 3288? - gvibes Yesterday, 11:46:08
      - I think the argument isn’t that it is being dismissed but that it never existed.* - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 11:48:27
ICE employee caught in sex trafficking sting - ATL November 18, 2025, 20:31:47
- Buried in the article is that a similar sting netted a Republican state senator - ATL Yesterday, 14:12:36
- Only the finest recruits in Trump's Gestapo... - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 11:49:03
  - Matt Gaetz out front shoulda toldya* - ATL Yesterday, 12:22:17
    - Can you imagine if Matt Gaetz was AG (investigating a child sex crime trafficking ring)?* - Sounder Yesterday, 12:34:43
- Not only will the ICE guy not face federal charges - Sammich November 18, 2025, 21:09:10
War on Christmas - larue33 November 18, 2025, 18:56:20
Companies just openly admitting to bribing Trump now - ATL November 18, 2025, 15:42:05
Paramount Skydance reportedly teaming with Saudis, Qatar, and Abu Dhabi to bid on Warner - Sammich November 18, 2025, 15:19:20
7% of Republicans now believe Trump did something untoward re: Epstein. - complainant November 18, 2025, 15:16:28
- So you're saying there's a chance* - Sounder November 18, 2025, 15:39:30
Congressional candidate and Demon Kat Abughazaleh gets a gift bag... - KingTalkyTiki November 18, 2025, 14:53:17
- Agreed. I wouldn't have taken the bomb from that loon.* - complainant November 18, 2025, 15:20:00
Yo ATL, the leopards are back. - complainant November 18, 2025, 14:36:05
- I mean, he's not wrong in thinking his supporters are stupid* - ATL November 18, 2025, 14:37:47
When does the Senate vote?* - DiamondDazzle November 18, 2025, 14:24:02
The Epstein files are out. They’re mostly redacted, but the biggest offender appears to be someone - doubledown November 18, 2025, 14:06:47
- I want someone to ask him who Bubba is?* - Sounder November 18, 2025, 14:08:17
- sounds like an associate of Brurnby* - Sammich November 18, 2025, 14:07:59
Jim Jordan is all for protecting victims of sexual abuse - ATL November 18, 2025, 13:43:48
- I almost wish somebody else said it - Sammich November 18, 2025, 14:03:30
- Sure Jim... - KingTalkyTiki November 18, 2025, 13:47:31
- Maybe sit this one out Jim* - CWR10 November 18, 2025, 13:47:03
  - Quiet Piggy* - Sounder November 18, 2025, 14:05:20
  - *Pervert ghost of Dennis Hastert* Yeah! Me too!* - KingTalkyTiki November 18, 2025, 13:48:47
Nancy Mace: Trump is a good man who protects women - Sounder November 18, 2025, 13:00:26
- she's also in the middle of insane fights with her ex-fiance and - assassin November 18, 2025, 13:26:51
  - So hot* - opossum jenkins November 18, 2025, 14:56:18
  - That's what happens when you skip morning sex.* - Chuck Woodaby November 18, 2025, 13:40:02
- “Quiet piggy”* - PapaDels November 18, 2025, 13:26:17
- Hey Nancy... - KingTalkyTiki November 18, 2025, 13:24:02
  - Ah, didn’t open yours first* - PapaDels November 18, 2025, 13:26:38
    - She's more than earned it being said multiple times.* - KingTalkyTiki November 18, 2025, 13:33:54
  - Nah. * - doubledown November 18, 2025, 13:26:29
    - Just being Presidential.* - KingTalkyTiki November 18, 2025, 13:51:47
- Did she just get back from a post-cotillion walk of shame?* - ATL November 18, 2025, 13:15:38
- You think her face is straight? - complainant November 18, 2025, 13:14:51
- Because her face is only capable of that one expression. * - doubledown November 18, 2025, 13:08:11
Federal court in Texas reject new congressional maps - ATL November 18, 2025, 12:28:50
- As they should. I only wish other States/Courts would follow their good example. - jjlocke923 November 18, 2025, 13:41:31
- LOL.....Fuck Texas forever and always.* - KingTalkyTiki November 18, 2025, 13:24:36
- TIL: the opinion's author is a Trump nominee* - ATL November 18, 2025, 13:07:03
  - I would say "appointee," or perhaps "badass." - complainant November 18, 2025, 15:24:02
- 0 idea how, but I'll be shocked if the Trump admin allows the democrats to take over house in 26* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 18, 2025, 12:54:00
  - my guess is armed intimidation at blue polling places* - Sounder November 18, 2025, 13:04:04
  - Just don't swear any of them in, duh.* - MojoJojo November 18, 2025, 12:55:24
- No way that sticks right? - snipes824 November 18, 2025, 12:35:46
  - California voted on it, Texas didn’t. Not sure if that matters* - Mrap24 November 18, 2025, 12:59:17
  - IIRC, California is contingent upon Texas sticking* - ATL November 18, 2025, 12:39:59
    - Just saw someone saying CA removed the trigger clause, not sure how true* - reggiedunlop November 18, 2025, 13:35:10
    - That’s right* - snipes824 November 18, 2025, 12:46:46
Trump in the Oval with the Saudis - Sounder November 18, 2025, 12:07:31
- "you're a terrible person and a terrible reporter"* - Sounder November 18, 2025, 12:48:00
  - At least he didn’t give MBS the throat slash sign.* - SurfTheBoneyard November 18, 2025, 13:47:07
  - does he want the heat to keep getting turned up? - Sammich November 18, 2025, 12:50:51
- He’s trying to show off now - OB25 November 18, 2025, 12:39:09
  - Donnie is such a pussy* - Mrap24 November 18, 2025, 13:00:23
  - It really is Denny Hastert's party now* - ATL November 18, 2025, 12:41:07
- Why does MBS keep doing that twitch with his neck and chin?* - Sounder November 18, 2025, 12:21:51
- The best part of the invention of cold fusion will being watching the Saudis become dirt farmers* - Sounder November 18, 2025, 12:16:09
- "You don't have to embarrass our guest" - ATL November 18, 2025, 12:11:06
  - "whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen"* - Sounder November 18, 2025, 12:12:53
Trump WH intervened to help sex trafficker Tate. Pardoned J6 rioter is a child molester. - ATL November 18, 2025, 10:49:37
- Maybe the most consistent theme of Trump's admins is the staunch defense of sex criminals. - Warrin'_Illini November 18, 2025, 11:20:34
- Ain't nobody gonna do shit. - Sammich November 18, 2025, 11:09:00
- Pedos stick together.* - KingTalkyTiki November 18, 2025, 10:50:54
Mike Johnson is a complete psychopath. Listening to him talk makes me physically angry. * - doubledown November 18, 2025, 9:38:56
- If he wasn't a Congressman, he'd be grifting as a televangelist* - Sounder November 18, 2025, 12:10:41
- I steadfastly refuse to listen to ANY politician speak. Of course I read plenty but it - Warrin'_Illini November 18, 2025, 9:48:17
Quiet, Piggy! - UofIL6 November 17, 2025, 21:33:41
- legit any person in any professional setting does that and they're fired/forced to resign next day* - John Coctostan November 18, 2025, 12:17:37
- What did he really say? I can't tell * - jjlocke923 November 18, 2025, 10:12:31
  - she was asking "if there's nothing incriminating in the files..." when he cut her off. - VIV November 18, 2025, 14:38:25
  - Get fucked bootlicker* - JacobRDaugherty November 18, 2025, 10:51:17
    - I gotta say, I enjoy Spicy Jacob almost as much as Gracious Jacob. But they're both good.* - complainant November 18, 2025, 11:37:42
- Something that would once be disqualifying, now actually a plus for MAGA - KingTalkyTiki November 17, 2025, 21:46:03
  - He said it to a woman from Illinois who went to Iowa State.* - complainant November 17, 2025, 21:54:18
- Was it Yamiche?* - complainant November 17, 2025, 21:41:17
  - Grok tells me it was Jennifer Jacobs, who doesn't even look like a pig.* - complainant November 17, 2025, 21:55:35
    - She works for CBS so I assume Bari has already fired her.* - ATL November 17, 2025, 22:52:12
So Olivia Nuzzi also slept with Mark Sanford when he was running for President* - ECEIllinois November 17, 2025, 19:29:10
- That was a great twist* - snipes824 November 17, 2025, 21:42:17
- He's almost passable. The chin gives it away, but he makes a handsome woman.* - complainant November 17, 2025, 19:35:36
The flag is a metaphor - ATL November 17, 2025, 18:51:46
- If that photo were Obama, Fox would have round the clock coverage* - Sounder November 17, 2025, 19:23:46
Couple of interesting Epstein Files points from MSNOW today. - complainant November 17, 2025, 17:20:04
When you can’t even denounce facially shady tactics from *retiring* members - snipes824 November 17, 2025, 16:50:27
- He is terrible. Poor leadership in the sacking of Kevin McCarthy when they helped Matt Gaetz* - JeffFrank November 17, 2025, 17:00:37
  - You're the fucking worst* - Sounder November 17, 2025, 17:05:44
  - Get fucked loser* - JacobRDaugherty November 17, 2025, 17:05:20
- It's shady AF - Sounder November 17, 2025, 16:59:51
Kristi Noem telling those coming for the World Cup to go home in a timely manner - ATL November 17, 2025, 14:21:55
- That world renowned American hospitality.* - KingTalkyTiki November 17, 2025, 15:49:54
  - "Y'all leave now and never come back, ya hear"* - ECEIllinois November 17, 2025, 19:30:25
- I can't believe they're going to fuck up the World Cup and the Olympics* - Sounder November 17, 2025, 14:30:33
  - I can * - ATL November 17, 2025, 14:33:39
    - So can I, but it's another example of a completely self inflicted wound* - Sounder November 17, 2025, 14:38:49
      - You literally just said you can’t believe it * - ATL November 17, 2025, 16:11:27
        
        Do you understand that is a figure of speech - Sounder November 17, 2025, 16:20:21
        
        You can’t say one thing and then say the opposite in the very next sentence - ATL November 17, 2025, 16:27:48
        
        He's a master of saying one thing and doing another - VIV November 18, 2025, 10:25:47
        
        Sure I can - Sounder November 17, 2025, 16:35:43
        
        I get it. “It’s frustrating to believe it’s not butter” polled terribly with focus groups.* - Tortillini November 17, 2025, 16:56:53
        
        Tort-chort. * - haighter November 17, 2025, 17:37:40
        
        Funyuns Still Outselling Responsibilityuns - complainant November 17, 2025, 18:00:47
Judge orders prosecution to turn over grand jury material to Comey - Jackie November 17, 2025, 12:09:13
- So much winning* - Sounder November 17, 2025, 12:22:40
Anyone catch the PTFO on Lefty and Sable Offshore? - tvillini November 17, 2025, 9:18:14
- That was very interesting. Also am intrigued by Hunterbrook. - ghost_of_clt November 17, 2025, 10:48:59
- I successfully completed this entire post without sussing *any* of the references. - complainant November 17, 2025, 10:29:51
  - lofl, i *almost* posted that i initially thought this was from ranger* - lcubed November 17, 2025, 10:34:59
- What’s you’re beef with the hunterbrook model?* - John Coctostan November 17, 2025, 10:22:49
  - There's no paywall or ads. - tvillini November 17, 2025, 10:56:01
    - oh i'm fully aware of what they are and do. as i said below, i think it's on the whole better - John Coctostan November 17, 2025, 11:19:52
  - It's weird - it's journalism and short selling and litigation all combined* - gvibes November 17, 2025, 10:36:47
    - sure but it's incredibly transparent about those things. as opposed to old school media - John Coctostan November 17, 2025, 11:17:39
    - It's gross. - Chuck Woodaby November 17, 2025, 11:15:59
    - don't forget securities fraud* - Sammich November 17, 2025, 10:37:50
- biclops - tvillini November 17, 2025, 9:19:27
I didn’t pay attention to who started the other thread* - CWR10 November 17, 2025, 9:00:58
- Here's a link to Pritzker on PivotPod. - complainant November 17, 2025, 9:16:07
  - Galloway is leaning pretty hard into the young male crisis* - Sounder November 17, 2025, 10:36:59
    - I fast forward whenever he starts talking about it. It’s a tired bit* - CWR10 November 17, 2025, 10:44:19
      - I think everything he's saying is a real and valid concern - Sounder November 17, 2025, 10:45:52
        
        He’s a marketing professor so he understands the power of frequent and consistent messaging - CWR10 November 17, 2025, 10:51:30
        
        I really like him and have been a fan for a long time - Sounder November 17, 2025, 10:53:04
    - hopefully this Venezuela stuff will help take care of that* - Sammich November 17, 2025, 10:38:41

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