The Deuce: Lol. Fuck.*

Week 18 lead-in: Reports Eagles are resting most of their starters vs. Commanders. - Carl Spackler December 31, 2025, 11:12:37

Chiefs, Ravens, and Lions all miss playoffs. Just as expected preseason* - OB25 January 4, 2026, 22:51:21
1st missed fg in 4q for Loop this season* - Mrap24 January 4, 2026, 22:43:04
maybe we will miss Olano more than I thought given the clutch kicking in this game * - biclops January 4, 2026, 22:38:00
Olano to Baltimore * - jdl January 4, 2026, 22:36:46
Oh, well then* - Mrap24 January 4, 2026, 22:36:36
What a stupid game that was * - ATL January 4, 2026, 22:36:19
Maybe the Ravens should have tried to get closer...* - Orangeillini January 4, 2026, 22:36:04
- incredible how coaches think 40+ yard fgs are a lock let alone in that situation.* - Ari Gold January 4, 2026, 22:37:03
- He missed that thing BADLY* - assassin January 4, 2026, 22:36:35
  - Yeah even 10 yds closer and that’s still a miss i think* - John Coctostan January 4, 2026, 22:36:59
Lol. Fuck.* - opey8 January 4, 2026, 22:36:03

Just….wow. You cannot make this up. * - harb January 4, 2026, 22:35:56
That never had a chance* - UIHuskie January 4, 2026, 22:35:48
You gotta love sports. - assassin January 4, 2026, 22:35:46
JFC, you have one job asshole.* - voiceofreason January 4, 2026, 22:35:31
- The unsuccessful original title of “Everyone Poops”* - VIV January 4, 2026, 22:36:39
Derp* - OWWDig January 4, 2026, 22:35:24
OMG* - Orangeillini January 4, 2026, 22:35:20
Holy shit, what a game. * - VIV January 4, 2026, 22:35:12
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA* - John Coctostan January 4, 2026, 22:35:11
Great grab* - Mrap24 January 4, 2026, 22:33:16
this game is on crack * - biclops January 4, 2026, 22:33:05
- *takes hit off pipe * * - biclops January 4, 2026, 22:35:18
What a catch.* - voiceofreason January 4, 2026, 22:32:57
The last couple of weeks have had some crazy games * - ATL January 4, 2026, 22:32:40
That CB got murdered* - gvibes January 4, 2026, 22:27:13
What a crazy 4th quarter.* - voiceofreason January 4, 2026, 22:27:10
What kind of insane screwball kick was that * - assassin January 4, 2026, 22:26:35
OMG missed the extra point* - Orangeillini January 4, 2026, 22:26:20
This game is drunk* - John Coctostan January 4, 2026, 22:26:10
Blown coverages everywhere* - OB25 January 4, 2026, 22:25:57
This game is awesome. * - harb January 4, 2026, 22:25:54
this game is insane* - Orangeillini January 4, 2026, 22:25:38
That worked because they overloaded the line to the right. They put their 300 lb FB on the line at - illini222 January 4, 2026, 22:20:41
Wow. * - harb January 4, 2026, 22:18:45
They gotta start zooming the camera out. * - assassin January 4, 2026, 22:18:15
- It’s extremely annoying* - John Coctostan January 4, 2026, 22:18:33
  - TVs are giant and in High Def. Show me what’s goin on man * - assassin January 4, 2026, 22:19:20
steelers out of timeouts with 4 mins left. witw* - OrangeSox January 4, 2026, 22:12:47
- That was a weird set of plays. * - harb January 4, 2026, 22:15:59
Lamar holy cow* - Orangeillini January 4, 2026, 21:56:52
- That was a fun play. * - harb January 4, 2026, 21:58:36
These teams stink* - John Coctostan January 4, 2026, 21:47:45
- But Lamar still has some magic. Damn* - John Coctostan January 4, 2026, 21:57:15
Sounds like after the game, Lions T Taylor Decker was talking retirement.* - Carl Spackler January 4, 2026, 21:20:56
Rodgers can still throw sadly* - gvibes January 4, 2026, 21:12:16
Full schedule - MC January 4, 2026, 20:56:41
Saturday night again for Bears/Packers. What an environment that will be* - OB25 January 4, 2026, 20:55:04
- Already gonna barf. * - VIV January 4, 2026, 20:57:03
  - Can’t wait for Al Michaels to call it like an 11:00am Boston College vs. Wake Forest game on ESPNU* - OB25 January 4, 2026, 21:00:42
    - lol. Al is a legend - VIV January 4, 2026, 21:01:37
      - It's a miracle he's still alive* - Sounder January 4, 2026, 21:06:58
Bears are Saturday night on Prime. * - VIV January 4, 2026, 20:55:03
- Happy with the placement, but sucks to get Al/Kirk* - AintHatin January 4, 2026, 20:57:26
  - Kirk is great. Al….yeah.* - voiceofreason January 4, 2026, 21:09:23
clutch stop by the Ravens defense* - Orangeillini January 4, 2026, 20:49:57
I know there’s not such thing as too much money for some, but Brady is making like $35M from - John Coctostan January 4, 2026, 20:34:57
- You think it’s only a couple hundred grand?* - bucktownillini January 4, 2026, 21:53:56
  - I have no idea how much someone would get paid for one Pizza Hut commercial* - John Coctostan January 4, 2026, 22:33:56
If I were programming the matchups for wild card weekend - VIV January 4, 2026, 20:04:06
- Ok, let’s try this again. Final lineup. - VIV January 4, 2026, 20:23:07
  - Houston on Saturday afternoon is an annual rite of passage.* - OB25 January 4, 2026, 20:27:19
    - With the winner of this game hosting them, almost think they might go to Sunday for them - illini222 January 4, 2026, 20:42:37
      - Really surprised they’re going Houston vs BALPIT on Monday night. * - VIV January 4, 2026, 20:56:23
        
        Agreed, thought they'd be the early Sunday game with Buffalo/Jacksonville on Monday night* - illini222 January 4, 2026, 20:59:55
        
        I feel like if it’s anyone but JAX, you’re right. * - VIV January 4, 2026, 21:02:44
    - I almost said “moved Houston to the universal AFC South slot”* - VIV January 4, 2026, 20:37:42
    - Yep. Feels time for a switch up.* - voiceofreason January 4, 2026, 20:30:36
  - I’m guessing NFC gets Saturday due to Rams-Carolina being the one no one cares about. - voiceofreason January 4, 2026, 20:27:13
    - No one cares about?? - GrandmotherPearlsJam January 4, 2026, 21:01:20
    - Good call. Nicely done. * - VIV January 4, 2026, 20:55:31
      - Sometimes this blind squirrel finds a nut in the woods.* - voiceofreason January 4, 2026, 21:12:56
    - Yeah, i could definitely see LAR/CAR and GB/CHI as the Saturday games with PHI/SF Sunday night - VIV January 4, 2026, 20:40:01
      - I think that’s right. LAR:CAR is such a bad matchup for TV appeal it’s hard to imagine Sunday * - MC January 4, 2026, 20:43:55
      - Josh Allen gets eyeballs. I might sub him in for New England there.* - voiceofreason January 4, 2026, 20:43:18
- Apparently the 2 Saturday games need to be either both NFC or both AFC* - OB25 January 4, 2026, 20:13:55
  - I was not aware of that. Thanks. * - VIV January 4, 2026, 20:20:21
Falcons fire Raheem Morris and GM Terry Fontenot - AintHatin January 4, 2026, 19:51:27
Fat guy TD!* - PapaDels January 4, 2026, 15:14:15
When I see Trevor Lawrence, I think of a young Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. - OWWDig January 4, 2026, 15:12:45
Looks like Panthers will be in* - shua January 4, 2026, 14:51:18
- Not so fast.* - DocWalk20 January 4, 2026, 15:04:55
  - OK. Now so fast.* - DocWalk20 January 4, 2026, 15:05:55
- I love that the saints and falcons are playing for the divisional championship that neither will win - ATL January 4, 2026, 14:53:50
  - These announcers are acting like the Saints are playing to get a playoff spot… - shua January 4, 2026, 15:03:16
GB playing like shit. We’ll see what the narrator has to say* - opossum jenkins January 4, 2026, 14:44:03
Myles Garrett sets the record for sacks in a season and the Browns are still terrible* - illini222 January 4, 2026, 14:26:22
I’ve never seen this and would have never thought of it. But genius - John Coctostan January 4, 2026, 14:09:22
- And of course the broadcast didn't show what ws happening on 1st down - IlliniSax05 January 4, 2026, 14:22:37
This Jags Kicker is something else, man* - illini21 January 4, 2026, 13:27:51
VOR, the bengals appear to really bengaling this one today* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes January 4, 2026, 13:26:01
- Yep, they had no interest in winning today.* - voiceofreason January 4, 2026, 20:22:20
The coaching/GM rumors have been firing up this week and Cunningham is being prominently mentioned - Carl Spackler January 4, 2026, 12:42:18
watching Purdy struggle was enjoyable* - Orangeillini January 3, 2026, 21:53:42
- Also made me a bit sad thinking about how bad the bears defense must be - Mrap24 January 3, 2026, 22:32:02
  - Yep.* - cpsteine January 4, 2026, 9:27:34
BONK* - assassin January 3, 2026, 21:38:57
Been watching this periodically on side TV, Seattle should be up like 3 scores, right?* - OB25 January 3, 2026, 21:03:24
- Absolutely, they’re dominating the game* - Sounder January 3, 2026, 21:06:32
These black Niners uniforms are absolutely amazing* - Sounder January 3, 2026, 20:05:07
- I like them. Gold incorporated into the pants would make me love them* - longsnapper January 3, 2026, 20:45:35
Seahawks defense is fun to watch* - gvibes January 3, 2026, 19:53:44
- It is not, in fact, to watch (as a niners fan) * - MC January 3, 2026, 20:31:54
Idc if they win tonight, I still don’t trust Darnold to win 3 playoff games .* - MC January 3, 2026, 19:21:26
If you were to ever believe a game was rigged, this one might be it. My goodness* - OB25 January 3, 2026, 17:34:23
Fun driving rain in Tampa right now* - assassin January 3, 2026, 15:54:05
Thing that may only interest me: Lions feeling themselves on draft day backfires - Carl Spackler January 3, 2026, 13:55:32
- Their 2021-2023 drafts were as good as you will ever see and that got them in a win-now window - OB25 January 3, 2026, 14:21:37
  - The problem is, this depth issue doesn't go away. - Carl Spackler January 3, 2026, 14:46:14
- Eh they were on fire with their picks the years before.* - gullit January 3, 2026, 14:15:41
  - Exactly what gets GMs in trouble.* - Carl Spackler January 3, 2026, 14:35:22
- What did they give to move for TeSlaa? That seemed dumb as shit at the time* - gvibes January 3, 2026, 14:02:16
  - Moved up 30 picks in the 3rd and gave up 2 2026 3s* - Carl Spackler January 3, 2026, 14:04:18
Sewell, Anzalone and McNeil out for the Lions. St Brown, Decker, Mahogany questionable.* - Carl Spackler January 2, 2026, 16:47:26
trapilo has been limited all week. wonder if benedet will go instead?* - Ari Gold January 2, 2026, 15:45:13
Rome practiced today. - AintHatin January 2, 2026, 13:55:06
- yes. biggs thought it was in preparation for the playoffs. not sure i want a compromised or rusty - Ari Gold January 2, 2026, 15:41:25
So if Bears win or Eagles lose, we are locked into 2 vs Packers? - ab75 January 1, 2026, 9:01:11
- Yes, yes, no could be SF, yes 2 seed hosts two home games * - MC January 1, 2026, 9:18:06
- Yes. So Eagles need to win and Bears to lose for Eagles to get 2. And 2 always hosts week 2. - Carl Spackler January 1, 2026, 9:16:26
Honestly think they’ll beat Washington either way* - OB25 December 31, 2025, 18:50:00
Thank you Philly. Get that 2-seed, Bears.* - Warrin'_Illini December 31, 2025, 14:00:57
Easier for them since they could win & still not improve their seed. I said earlier the Bears should - Orangeillini December 31, 2025, 11:34:57
- Agree on resting anyone nursing an injury.* - Carl Spackler December 31, 2025, 11:58:15
  - looks like rome may be the only meaningful starter to sit.* - Ari Gold December 31, 2025, 19:08:52
    - reinforced with today's injury report, but now jackson is sick. wtf?* - Ari Gold January 1, 2026, 19:23:00
      - jackson back, but now brisker dnp with the latest illness.* - Ari Gold January 2, 2026, 15:44:16

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