I'm so much more than just fat and pretentious! I'm also bald, condescending, and judgmental!

As for who you are...frankly, who the fuck cares who you are.

Dude, there's been like 50+ others over the past 20+ years just like you that have come and gone, and frankly nearly all have been better at this than you are. You are neither original or unique, and just like ALL the others from Mech, to Tactical, to Xar, to any other of the multitude of long-gone, and nearly indistinguishable misfit toys, I'll still be here when you are long, long gone, and no one even remembers who you ever were, if you ever did anything remotely interesting enough for any of us to bother to ever learn who you were in the first place.