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on April 9, 2026, 22:57:23, in reply to "Gonna be really hard to draft Isaiah Bond in the 2nd. He was in last year’s draft. *"
Bears rarely use a wide-9.
Christen Miller is a run-stuffing 1tech DT, not a pass rushing 3Texh.
As mentioned, Bond was a Cleveland Brown last year, and isn’t in this draft.
DJ Moore isn’t on the Bears anymore.
Jaquan Brisker isn’t on the Bears anymore.
AJ Haulcy is a strong safety, not a free safety.
Gabe Jacas won’t be there in the 7th.
Uar Bernard is a 306 lb DT, not an off ball LB.
Maybe lay off the AI for a while.
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I don't get why mine always makes Jacus a 7th rounder
A realistic, no‑nonsense board built the way Poles actually drafts.
Round 1, Pick 25 — EDGE Zion Young, Missouri
Why he’s the pick:
Poles prioritizes traits over polish; Young is the most explosive EDGE likely to be on the board.
Sweat needs a true running mate.
Even with shorter arms, his burst + bend combo is rare in this class.
Fits the Bears’ wide‑9 looks perfectly.
Role: Day 1 rotational rusher → Year 2 starter.
Round 2, Pick 57 — DT Christen Miller, Georgia
Why:
Poles LOVES SEC defensive linemen with twitch.
Bears need a long‑term 3‑tech with pass‑rush upside.
Miller has the first step to disrupt immediately and the frame to grow into a full-time starter.
Role: Early-down disruptor with real ceiling.
Round 2, Pick 60 — WR Isaiah Bond, Texas
Why:
The Bears need a true vertical separator to complement Moore + Odunze.
Bond brings elite speed and YAC juice — something the WR room lacks.
Ben Johnson’s offense thrives with a field‑tilter.
Role: WR3 with WR2 upside.
Round 3, Pick 89 — S A.J. Haulcy, LSU
Why:
One of the smartest safeties in the class.
Poles values ball production and instincts — Haulcy checks both.
Bears need a long-term answer next to Brisker.
Role: Starting free safety by midseason.
Round 4, Pick 129 — OT Austin Barber, Florida
Why:
Poles always takes a mid-round OL with starter traits.
Barber has real tackle feet and SEC experience.
With Trapilo’s injury, Chicago needs a swing tackle who can actually play.
Role: Swing tackle → potential long-term RT.
Round 7, Pick 239 — EDGE Gabe Jacas, Illinois
Why:
Poles loves local prospects late.
Jacas has size, motor, and special teams value.
Developmental EDGE who fits the Bears’ culture.
Role: Depth EDGE + special teams.
Round 7, Pick 241 — LB Uar Bernard, Utah
Why:
Poles always grabs a late LB with speed and teams value.
Bernard fits the modern off-ball profile: rangy, twitchy, clean tackler.
Role: Core special teamer.
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Welcome to the Outlier Draft.
The best players? All at "non-premium" positions. The 3 guys I think that can't miss are a running back, a safety, and an off-ball LB.
The prospects at premium positions all have a major flaw. The best pass rusher has T-Rex arms. The best offensive tackles might actually be guards. The best QB thinks whole milk is spicy.
Trying to figure out who goes where is a dart throw. Well, to be fair, it's always a dart throw. It's *especially* a dart throw this year, ok? Trying to figure out which team is going to be ok overlooking which weakness is going to be damn near impossible.
In the thread below, I'll make some posts about my thoughts on the different positions to get into more specific discussions on players.
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