The Deuce: This whole subthread is gold*

Masters Week! - nash April 6, 2026, 9:24:51

Rory career majors O/U 7.5 - John Coctostan April 12, 2026, 18:59:37
- Over. He’s only 36 and is one of the two best in the world* - PapaDels April 12, 2026, 20:19:04
  - for sure. on the other hand, last time he was this hot in majors he went on an 11 year drought* - John Coctostan April 13, 2026, 7:20:47
- I'll take the over and Scottie - IlliniSax05 April 12, 2026, 19:35:26
  - Scottie at 9+ is bold* - John Coctostan April 12, 2026, 19:50:43
So, does Rory give himself the green jacket?* - bbonb April 12, 2026, 18:01:36
Kind of crazy to go from everyone wondering if you'll ever get it done to - GrandmotherPearlsJam April 12, 2026, 17:57:46
- Illini bball ‘27-28* - ab75 April 12, 2026, 20:01:27
- Makes you surprised he hasn’t won this more. His game fits very well when on* - John Coctostan April 12, 2026, 18:30:35
- He put in the prep. I read that he was dropping his girl at school, flying up to Augusta for - voiceofreason April 12, 2026, 18:01:26
A traditional that’s close to the other ones, but is not* - bbonb April 12, 2026, 17:45:48
- Jim's got his script down* - illini222 April 12, 2026, 17:51:14
  - Jim is painful.* - voiceofreason April 12, 2026, 17:54:31
    - He’s really bad. Andrew Catalan is so much better. I wish cbs had some balls* - Mrap24 April 12, 2026, 19:28:43
Nice shot Rory * - MC April 12, 2026, 17:41:31
- Lulz. * - harb April 12, 2026, 17:42:20
Rose can never quite go out and grab it at Augusta.* - voiceofreason April 12, 2026, 17:26:25
- Don’t want to chase Jack’s record for finishing second in majors* - Potomac April 12, 2026, 17:40:58
- Would love to see him win another major. Seems like a bridesmaid though* - CoronaTheirAss April 12, 2026, 17:34:11
That’s an impressive stat from Scottie. * - harb April 12, 2026, 17:21:15
Sam Burns with the putt of the week* - assassin April 12, 2026, 17:14:32
Yikes rory* - gvibes April 12, 2026, 17:10:22
Scottie is relentless * - PapaDels April 12, 2026, 17:00:52
- I wanted that putt to fall so bad* - snipes824 April 12, 2026, 17:11:41
  - Yes. I think -12 might be the #. I can see a bogey from Rory on 17 or 18* - PapaDels April 12, 2026, 17:34:05
Does everyone know that a top 12 (plus ties) finish earns an invite to next year's Masters? - IlliniSax05 April 12, 2026, 16:42:36
- Ties will not be resolved* - OWWDig April 12, 2026, 16:49:40
Rose pulled that basically a full cup, right? He just saw it move in that direction* - gvibes April 12, 2026, 16:26:33
Li had a 10 on 13? yikes* - gvibes April 12, 2026, 16:16:44
- +8 on successive holes, and then birdied the next* - Potomac April 12, 2026, 16:29:36
Yikes Rose* - shua April 12, 2026, 15:58:54
Would love a Rors choke, Rose win but don't think it will happen sadly.* - nash April 12, 2026, 15:41:01
- Just gakked a 5 footer.* - Toonces April 12, 2026, 15:41:59
  - Nah it’s likely over. Sucks.* - nash April 12, 2026, 16:16:39
That top 12 cutoff might help a couple guys get back next year - Potomac April 12, 2026, 15:36:16
- Make that top 17 this time* - Potomac April 12, 2026, 17:38:50
This is sweet* - gvibes April 12, 2026, 15:22:37
Let's go, Rosey! * - Tuscy April 12, 2026, 15:17:19
Would love to see Rose win one.* - voiceofreason April 12, 2026, 15:08:45
Rory going to have get his shit figured out in a hurry if he wants to go b2b* - GrandmotherPearlsJam April 12, 2026, 14:54:37
henley and rose enter the chat.* - Ari Gold April 12, 2026, 14:36:18
- I’d like to see Rosey win* - PapaDels April 12, 2026, 15:05:36
Feels like Scottie is primed for a run here.* - voiceofreason April 12, 2026, 14:33:40
- hit send 10 seconds too soon* - snipes824 April 12, 2026, 14:34:54
  - lol, yep.* - voiceofreason April 12, 2026, 14:46:51
  - lol I read your post as he yanked one into the trees* - gvibes April 12, 2026, 14:37:26
    - Ha, right after I hit send. “Welp…* - voiceofreason April 12, 2026, 14:48:24
scheffler hanging in there.* - Ari Gold April 12, 2026, 14:32:50
derp* - Orangeillini April 12, 2026, 14:23:48
My goodness the bounces Young is getting* - PapaDels April 12, 2026, 14:06:10
Oof thanks for playing Sam Burns* - PapaDels April 12, 2026, 13:55:42
This is going to be a ton of fun tomorrow. Will be interesting to see how Young handles - voiceofreason April 11, 2026, 18:25:55
- Just can't have a Cam Young win here. Give me basically anyone else* - gvibes April 12, 2026, 13:26:48
  - We don’t like cam young?* - snipes824 April 12, 2026, 13:33:46
    - I don't like cam young. you all can like who you want* - gvibes April 12, 2026, 13:36:56
      - What's your Cam hatred other than that he's awkward and a cold fish? * - Tuscy April 12, 2026, 14:20:10
        
        hatred is probably too far. He is just miserable to watch. Doesn't look like he is having fun, - gvibes April 12, 2026, 14:38:43
        
        Man i don’t get this. He’s quiet yes, but doesn’t seem like a dick. And he gives good quotes. Plus - John Coctostan April 12, 2026, 16:01:02
Oof Cam * - jdl April 11, 2026, 16:16:38
- Rory has entered the chat* - illini222 April 11, 2026, 16:22:09
  - Hatong Li says hold my beer * - jdl April 11, 2026, 16:31:05
    - and rory responds.* - Ari Gold April 11, 2026, 16:32:07
      - The old Rors has returned * - jdl April 11, 2026, 16:42:55
The quality of golf being played right now is incredible * - uofi1998 April 11, 2026, 15:32:12
scottie and spieth having a contest on who can leave more birdies on the course.* - Ari Gold April 11, 2026, 15:13:50
Rory is using all of that lead cushion in these first 2 holes* - GrandmotherPearlsJam April 11, 2026, 14:17:14
- If you took rory away, this is an all time packed leaderboard with great names within 3* - John Coctostan April 11, 2026, 14:55:44
  - Getting interesting* - CoronaTheirAss April 11, 2026, 15:23:36
Campbell 3 under through 10 - jdl April 11, 2026, 13:50:55
- Got 32 to 1 odds he will finish top 10 - redgrange77 April 11, 2026, 13:56:31
  - Will be a tough go for him - jdl April 11, 2026, 14:33:12
Scottie Scheffler has joined the chat* - PapaDels April 11, 2026, 13:32:03
Caught up after playing a late afternoon 9 myself. Hot damn what a run - John Coctostan April 10, 2026, 22:13:36
The Thursday morning / Friday afternoon waves (including Rory) had a nice advantage. - Orangeillini April 10, 2026, 18:15:25
Rory is now nuclear.* - voiceofreason April 10, 2026, 17:33:06
- Tigeresque* - CoronaTheirAss April 10, 2026, 17:56:02
- Ridonkulous* - Herman Blume April 10, 2026, 17:53:39
Lol, Bryson has been a disaster in bunkers the last couple days.* - voiceofreason April 10, 2026, 17:23:08
- it's almost like having 6 iron length wedges is not ideal* - jdl April 11, 2026, 9:03:31
rory might actually be freed up. goodness* - John Coctostan April 10, 2026, 13:47:41
- So hot right now * - uofi1998 April 10, 2026, 14:17:26
  - he's truly 2 golfers. all that genius, then dumps a wedge 20 yds short into a trap. but then - John Coctostan April 10, 2026, 14:38:08
    - then a pretty terrible mess of 8. almost saved by a great putt. he's like inches away - John Coctostan April 10, 2026, 14:59:56
Jason Day looks like he's wearing pajama pants* - assassin April 10, 2026, 12:28:24
- malbon is awful* - Phytynlini April 10, 2026, 14:37:41
  - Tommy looks like a frumpy schlub too* - Phytynlini April 10, 2026, 15:15:46
Rose tied for the lead and getting good bounces of rakes. living the good life* - John Coctostan April 10, 2026, 12:12:48
Campbell will play the weekend - jdl April 10, 2026, 11:44:54
Masters coverage is just ridiculous. You can see every shot from every player. - PapaDels April 10, 2026, 8:05:58
- ridiculously awesome you mean* - John Coctostan April 10, 2026, 8:30:21
  - Absolutely * - PapaDels April 10, 2026, 8:38:35
My pool picks are toast already - jdl April 9, 2026, 19:31:37
Watching it get harder and harder as the went on was delightful. Hope they keep it dialed up* - John Coctostan April 9, 2026, 19:01:21
- It could get really fast. - Chicago1995 April 10, 2026, 8:42:41
  - looks like easier pins today. but it still appears pretty firm even early* - John Coctostan April 10, 2026, 8:54:44
- *snickers* - Tuscy April 9, 2026, 22:17:25
  - This whole subthread is gold* - DocWalk20 April 10, 2026, 13:06:01
LAM, I grew up playing pick-up sports with him in my neighborhood. He was a couple grades younger* - Franklin April 9, 2026, 18:29:54
- Who are we talking about? * - Tuscy April 10, 2026, 8:22:29
  - The guy featured in my post at the top of the thread I imagine.* - nash April 10, 2026, 8:40:33
these Masters Merchandise sales numbers are staggering - Sounder April 9, 2026, 15:10:37
- I usually spend about $2500 on merch each time there* - Ron McDon April 9, 2026, 16:34:44
  - that's a solid lam x 2.* - Ari Gold April 9, 2026, 16:58:20
- Merch line was crazy. Everyone taking home lawn gnomes* - CoronaTheirAss April 9, 2026, 16:07:27
  - They closed the line to the North building Tuesday morning. - Chicago1995 April 10, 2026, 8:42:11
  - I missed one by 10 minutes.* - voiceofreason April 9, 2026, 20:12:54
  - Im glad the gnome thing is going away.* - Ron McDon April 9, 2026, 16:36:25
  - Last year for gnomes. * - harb April 9, 2026, 16:12:03
    - Gnome no mo. - osklister April 9, 2026, 18:17:34
- Why they can afford to sell concessions so cheaply* - bjl63 April 9, 2026, 15:13:02
  - I definitely have had someone buy merch for me on multiple occasions* - Sounder April 9, 2026, 15:15:09
    - Do you also have people get you tshirts from concerts you didn't attend? * - haighter April 10, 2026, 8:43:03
  - Yeah, there's a good article in the Athletic on this - ATL April 9, 2026, 15:14:42
Pretty great leaderboard early. Also, LIV guys, woof - John Coctostan April 9, 2026, 14:38:18
- Go Jason Day!* - Carl Spackler April 9, 2026, 15:07:09
- 46 is young, don't say stuff like that.* - Warrin'_Illini April 9, 2026, 15:02:37
- I still consider Reed a LIV guy, mainly because he’s a prick.* - SurfTheBoneyard April 9, 2026, 14:48:37
it's very early. but it kinda looks spicy out there. may get some super high scores this week* - John Coctostan April 9, 2026, 8:48:49
Lots of aces at the par 3 contest - jdl April 8, 2026, 14:27:46
Got to bucket list at Augusta today for a practice round. Holy shit, that was awesome. - voiceofreason April 7, 2026, 21:45:34
- I was there Tuesday too! - Chicago1995 April 9, 2026, 10:07:26
  - Yeah my almost 80 year old father (and my 16 year old boys) were cooked at about 5pm. We also - voiceofreason April 9, 2026, 11:41:37
    - I was there about 640 on Thursday - Chicago1995 April 9, 2026, 11:53:15
- Nice!* - shua April 8, 2026, 7:37:29
- 16 was lots of fun. Course is of course amazing and much hillier than expected - CoronaTheirAss April 8, 2026, 6:58:33
  - We sat at 16 a couple times too and watched the skipping. Great fun. - voiceofreason April 8, 2026, 15:05:18
- Awesome. It’s the absolute best* - John Coctostan April 7, 2026, 22:59:46
Looks good on you.... - jdl April 6, 2026, 13:08:08
Feeling the Brits this year... rooting for Rose, and feel like Fleetwood or Bobby Mac may emerge* - uofi1998 April 6, 2026, 11:23:10
- calling bobby mac a brit. He's be right pissed with you* - John Coctostan April 6, 2026, 12:38:36
  - Wat?* - ATL April 9, 2026, 14:42:02
    - I'm aware Scotland is on the island of Great Britain. But he's a Scot first and foremost* - John Coctostan April 9, 2026, 15:01:12
      - Scotland is part of Britain. You'd insult him by calling him English.* - ATL April 9, 2026, 15:15:22
  - Fleetwood Mac, on the other hand, was 100% British. - complainant April 8, 2026, 0:05:49
    - As is Robert MacIntyre. - complainant April 8, 2026, 0:18:56
  - How many countries are in this country? 4.* - uofi1998 April 6, 2026, 13:11:39
A Tradition That Doesn’t Look Like The Others^ - bbonb April 6, 2026, 11:03:30
Rahm, Scottie, Fitz, Young, Xander, Bobby Mac. Winner is coming from that group* - John Coctostan April 6, 2026, 10:04:09
- Seems right. I'd love to see Tommy make a run at it. * - Tuscy April 6, 2026, 10:06:17
  - Or Rosey. * - Tuscy April 6, 2026, 10:48:39
I love the look of this year's gnome!... - shua April 6, 2026, 10:04:07
Are there any Illini playing this week? Heading down to Augusta now for a practice round - voiceofreason April 6, 2026, 9:47:53
- Not playing but the team should be there - jdl April 6, 2026, 10:39:22
- Campbell still in the field thanks to win last fall. he's got basically 0 chance of contending tho* - John Coctostan April 6, 2026, 10:01:32
  - obviously, he's 2 under through 2* - John Coctostan April 9, 2026, 10:57:45
    - 3 under thru 3 after a long birdie putt. wild* - John Coctostan April 9, 2026, 11:06:50
  - hah forgot about him* - gvibes April 6, 2026, 10:03:12
- do not believe so* - gvibes April 6, 2026, 9:48:37
We need to prevent pros from regaining amateur status to keep the coolness - gvibes April 6, 2026, 9:27:49
- i don't know, he's a middle aged former mini tour guy. I'm OK with it. - nash April 6, 2026, 9:34:37

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