From the AI summary: In Lexicon Valley Episode 95, "Age, Color, Origin, Material," John McWhorter discusses the strict, subconscious order of English adjectives (opinion-size-age-shape-color-origin-material-purpose). He explains that native speakers intuitively place adjectives in this sequence—e.g., "small old brown French leather bag"—and that breaking it sounds wrong to native ears.

I tried some sample word combinations on my first-grade granddaughter at the time, and she somehow knew that mixing up the order was "wrong." Like it's "ugly red dress" and not "red ugly dress."

https://lexiconvalley.substack.com/p/age-color-origin-material