George Conway, the Republican?

John Bouvier Kennedy Schlossberg, the legacy kid?

Alan Pardee, the pumpkinhead vulture capitalist?

Liam Elkind, the precocious teen?

Alex Bores, the anti-Palantir Palantir guy?

Micah Lasher, the AIPAC candidate?

Nina Schwalbe PhD MPH, lesbian mom?

Cameron Kasky, the precocious tween?

Jami Floyd, TV lawyer?

Mathew Shurka, queer advocate?