None of you have visited Europe?!

You probably think a European vacation is spending a day at World Market.

The closest you’ve come to Paris is eating a day old baguette while sitting on your plastic covered BarcaLounger watching the French Open on your 27” B&W Magnavox.

Experiencing the Tuscany coast for you is ordering another basket of bread sticks at Olive Garden

You think the All England Lawn Tennis Club is where they play Wimbledumb

I can’t look at you people. Go sit in the portalet. You make me sick.

I ask a simple question that only requires a simple answer. It should be easy for you simpletons


No offense intended