Just stop putting your hands on the guy’s back, for one.*
 Previous Message a) the ref is calling everything and b) Paraguay will roll around on the ground for 30 seconds every time was mind boggling. You have a one man advantage. Stop fouling and just get the ball back. Every foul wasted 45 seconds.  Previous Message  Previous Message Or they just stink  Previous Message  Previous Message South Africa might stink.
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World Cup Matchday 2 thread - assassin June 18, 2026, 11:10:53
- NM* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 21:56:32
- Group G set up to be a hot mess* - BradUnderwoodforprez Yesterday, 21:21:39
- Textbook comer conversion by New Zealand.* - voiceofreason Yesterday, 20:16:22
- Night and day difference in fun between watching Cape Verde and Iran.* - OB25 Yesterday, 19:01:52
- These announcers are horrendous.* - voiceofreason Yesterday, 18:57:02
- This is exciting stuff* - illini21 Yesterday, 18:34:19
- How is Uruguay still relying on 40 year old Muslera for GK * - MC Yesterday, 18:31:56
- ohhhhh myyyyyyyyyy* - assassin Yesterday, 18:26:28
- Is there a BEST site that has the overall standings? - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 18:12:31
- ooo - assassin Yesterday, 18:27:35
- Cape Verde leads! - assassin Yesterday, 17:26:28
- Welp* - illini21 Yesterday, 17:52:37
- Thanks Iran. It’s Egypt’s group to win now* - shua Yesterday, 16:02:20
- BEL gotta figure out a way to scrap out at least a point. * - harb Yesterday, 15:42:43
- That’s a world class dive - BradUnderwoodforprez Yesterday, 15:33:39
- Interesting….* - shua Yesterday, 15:32:18
- Holy shit* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 15:32:17
- Iran celebrating on US soil. Close the Strait!* - Toonces Yesterday, 14:26:32
- Derp.* - Toonces Yesterday, 14:30:07
- Spain spending their expected goals from Cape Verde today* - CoronaTheirAss Yesterday, 11:44:43
- Good site to use to track future knockout projections - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 11:24:01
- This Japan team is quite good - BradUnderwoodforprez June 20, 2026, 23:33:19
- Nihon strike quickly * - assassin June 20, 2026, 23:04:23
- So, uhhhhh... I think we want Iran to win tomorrow?* - Carl Spackler June 20, 2026, 22:07:30
- Trying to advance without scoring is a bold strategy, Cotton.* - SurfTheBoneyard June 20, 2026, 21:17:02
- From the USL to 15 saves in the WC* - Potomac June 20, 2026, 21:01:36
- Come on Curacao. Hold on. * - assassin June 20, 2026, 20:37:19
- we've got Russell Crowe coaching the US and Fabio coaching Ecuador* - ECEIllinois June 20, 2026, 19:25:35
- Is it true that Italy has missed the last 3 WCs?* - opossum jenkins June 20, 2026, 19:03:25
- *yes* - assassin June 20, 2026, 19:05:18
- I think Ecuador's head coach is an AI projection* - assassin June 20, 2026, 19:00:06
- "I think the next goal is going to be very important in this game..." - SurfTheBoneyard June 20, 2026, 16:20:25
- Too much dribbling into the middle by Germany* - Potomac June 20, 2026, 15:53:36
- Duplicate* - Potomac June 20, 2026, 15:50:34
- Warren talks too much; too many unclear references who he’s talking about* - Potomac June 20, 2026, 15:50:33
- Oh boy we’re world cuppin now. CIV! * - assassin June 20, 2026, 15:30:35
- Ach! Scheisse!* - SurfTheBoneyard June 20, 2026, 15:30:15
- Hup Holland Hup! - KingTalkyTiki June 20, 2026, 13:52:47
- Right in the lingonberries.* - SurfTheBoneyard June 20, 2026, 13:19:13
- Sack Graham Potter. Are the fullbacks high?* - Poldark June 20, 2026, 13:18:31
- Here’s the Swedish team that didn’t win a qualifier I see. * - assassin June 20, 2026, 13:16:14
- Why tf are the games today four hours apart. * - assassin June 20, 2026, 13:02:20
- So here's who we want to track for the round of 32 and 16.... - ijustkrushalot June 20, 2026, 10:40:32
- Also that ref can eff off back to El Salvador… - SurfTheBoneyard June 20, 2026, 0:18:10
- I’m sure Erdogan will take this news calmly and rationally.* - SurfTheBoneyard June 20, 2026, 0:15:51
- so, like, are we going to sit all of our starters against Turkey (calling them Turkey again now)* - ECEIllinois June 20, 2026, 0:10:17
- US wins Group D... - SurfTheBoneyard June 20, 2026, 0:06:04
- Can’t stand watching Paraguay* - VIV June 20, 2026, 0:04:27
- Dear lord how do you miss both of those * - BradUnderwoodforprez June 19, 2026, 23:56:54
- This game is chaos* - Blazer June 19, 2026, 23:47:25
- Also, Turk Shea. * - assassin June 19, 2026, 23:39:45
- Cornrows on a Turk huh * - assassin June 19, 2026, 23:39:02
- Flying flop that time.* - SurfTheBoneyard June 19, 2026, 23:38:33
- Paraguay plans on laying on the ground for the next 35 mins* - OrangeSox June 19, 2026, 23:34:16
- Ref is losing his damn mind. Decaf, dude.* - SurfTheBoneyard June 19, 2026, 23:34:10
- If the US wins their group - Sounder June 19, 2026, 23:32:43
- IN DA FACE.* - SurfTheBoneyard June 19, 2026, 22:55:03
- Almiron is such a twat - GrandmotherPearlsJam June 19, 2026, 22:50:21
- What a the red for?* - Mrap24 June 19, 2026, 22:49:16
- Oh the first cover your mouth red card* - BradUnderwoodforprez June 19, 2026, 22:49:15
- You dumb fuck * - assassin June 19, 2026, 22:48:26
- Almoron.* - SurfTheBoneyard June 19, 2026, 22:50:27
- Ref has lost control of this one a bit. * - OWWDig June 19, 2026, 22:48:16
- World class flopping in this one.* - SurfTheBoneyard June 19, 2026, 22:39:28
- Double doink* - assassin June 19, 2026, 22:35:29
- This game might end in a knife fight - assassin June 19, 2026, 22:15:54
- Poor Dr Joe relegated to FS1 late night games * - BradUnderwoodforprez June 19, 2026, 22:15:36
- I'm sure Turkiye will play the dynamic offensive football they are historically known for... - SurfTheBoneyard June 19, 2026, 22:05:20
- Not a Paraguay, a fully operational Guay! Whoa!* - SurfTheBoneyard June 19, 2026, 22:02:27
- Whoa* - AintHatin June 19, 2026, 22:02:22
- mercy* - Poldark June 19, 2026, 22:02:18
- PARAGUAY LETS GO* - assassin June 19, 2026, 22:01:50
- Not that he has much chance, but Haiti’s keeper of making himself small is an interesting strategy* - Carl Spackler June 19, 2026, 20:22:35
- Scotland is SO SLOW * - assassin June 19, 2026, 17:39:03
- That escalated quickly * - ATL June 19, 2026, 17:02:59
- What result do we need to win the group? Draw tonight? Or will it go to 3rd match anyway? * - MC June 19, 2026, 16:47:06
- Live knockout stage bracket on BBC - uofi1998 June 19, 2026, 16:21:31
- Let’s go Paraguay! A result wins us the group and we can rest everybody. * - uofi1998 June 19, 2026, 16:20:11
- The last 20 mins of this match felt like a concacaf gold cup special* - OrangeSox June 19, 2026, 16:07:58
- This is the equivalent of Illinois winning their 2nd round game on Sat morning of the NCAA Tourney - IlliniRunner June 19, 2026, 16:06:12
- USA! USA!* - Blazer June 19, 2026, 16:05:44
- Go Paraguay!!* - shua June 19, 2026, 16:05:15
- That was a complete mauling. * - assassin June 19, 2026, 16:04:59
- Stoppage time is the dumbest thing in all of sports* - bbonb June 19, 2026, 16:03:26
- How about we finish this match without a player getting an injury or unnecessary booking?* - IlliniRunner June 19, 2026, 15:55:56
- Miserable second half* - Blazer June 19, 2026, 15:55:38
- Maybe Aussies should have started with an offensive strategy* - Potomac June 19, 2026, 15:52:13
- Cleeeeaaaaarrrrrr* - Blazer June 19, 2026, 15:50:55
- What would be the point of Adams getting a yellow today?* - CoronaTheirAss June 19, 2026, 15:47:13
- Richards cleaning up everything. Too lackadaisical outside, need fresh legs* - Blazer June 19, 2026, 15:43:19
- Suck it, Kiwis!* - bbonb June 19, 2026, 15:43:09
- If 75 is heat, what about when it’s 90?* - Potomac June 19, 2026, 15:37:25
- We need more songs to sing collectively as Americans. * - assassin June 19, 2026, 15:34:19
- The “country roads” collective sing a long post game was fun* - DocWalk20 June 19, 2026, 16:22:21
- Gotta say it seems like a lot of fun to be there now. * - IlliniRunner June 19, 2026, 15:36:31
- Killing in the name of, American Skin, and Fuck the Police are good ones * - ATL June 19, 2026, 15:36:31
- Whoooooooooh we’re halfway there!!!!* - DocWalk20 June 19, 2026, 15:35:22
- Get your shit together back line* - Blazer June 19, 2026, 15:31:38
- Great runs from Balo but he has to be sharper on those chances* - Blazer June 19, 2026, 15:29:46
- Glad they can’t finish * - ATL June 19, 2026, 15:28:13
- Maybe if Balogun had focused on the ball instead of the shirt* - Potomac June 19, 2026, 15:19:18
- McKennie and Dest have just been wreaking absolute havoc on the right side there* - Blazer June 19, 2026, 15:19:10
- We are just intentionally trying to pin them back. We are just launching it to their corner flag. - ATL June 19, 2026, 15:11:35
- Adams and Richards need to get yellows today.* - Carl Spackler June 19, 2026, 15:09:10
- ooo - DocWalk20 June 19, 2026, 15:07:53
- That was fun. Let’s do it again!!* - OWWDig June 19, 2026, 15:04:28
- HH at The Angler in OCMD - timmer June 19, 2026, 15:01:53
- So why wasn't that offsides on the 2nd goal?* - RSMBob June 19, 2026, 14:56:39
- Zlatan and Henry dunking on Lalas... - SurfTheBoneyard June 19, 2026, 14:49:49
- Goal and we owned the goalie there. Poster machine!* - Toonces June 19, 2026, 14:47:13
- Aussie defense is so organized. A second goal won’t be easy * - MC June 19, 2026, 14:38:20
- Idiot * - MC June 19, 2026, 14:47:50
- Why do they keep saying it’s warm when it’s not even 75?* - Potomac June 19, 2026, 14:29:23
- Not even bothering to call it a "hydration break" now. Just a "match break." I hate it.* - LovetheChief June 19, 2026, 14:26:58
- the OG!* - Sammich June 19, 2026, 14:11:22
- girt by sea*
- Sammich June 19, 2026, 13:54:50
- I don’t know why but Seattle’s stadium look way cooler in this setting than in football season* - OB25 June 19, 2026, 13:54:22
- sun angle being much higher in the middle of June helps too* - Orangeillini June 19, 2026, 14:54:55
- It’s sunny and real grass. Not a 47 degree cloudy, wet fall afternoon. * - illini June 19, 2026, 14:13:03
- Wait I know why, it’s the real grass. Their artificial turf is always distractingly ugly* - OB25 June 19, 2026, 13:57:22
- Lively anthem by the crowd* - Potomac June 19, 2026, 13:56:56
- Does FIFA provide those giant flags, or yet another local expense?* - Potomac June 19, 2026, 13:55:45
- it's because all the fucking brands are covered up* - Sammich June 19, 2026, 13:55:16
- Confirmed Pulisic is OUT * - MC June 19, 2026, 12:25:47
- I have a feeling Pulisic isn’t going to play this game.* - QcIlliniFan June 19, 2026, 2:34:37
- Pretty listless performance from South Korea... - SurfTheBoneyard June 18, 2026, 21:57:28
- I appreciate the authentic British ornery attitude from this PBP guy* - OB25 June 18, 2026, 21:54:00
- Wow, incredible saves* - Carl Spackler June 18, 2026, 21:48:10
- Well that’s the derp of the day* - assassin June 18, 2026, 21:12:03
- Oh no. Disaster.* - SurfTheBoneyard June 18, 2026, 21:11:37
- Wow* - Carl Spackler June 18, 2026, 21:10:29
- Currently in Vancouver watching Canadians lose their minds. This is great! - Desert June 18, 2026, 21:04:59
- Bad leg break for Canada.* - SurfTheBoneyard June 18, 2026, 18:49:51
- Damn Xhaka why wouldn’t you give that to Manzambi* - BradUnderwoodforprez June 18, 2026, 15:59:37
- bummer to score such a banger in the World Cup and not be able to celebrate* - assassin June 18, 2026, 15:53:39
- this escalated quickly* - Sammich June 18, 2026, 15:51:26
- And the DOGSO red* - BradUnderwoodforprez June 18, 2026, 15:41:13
- Oh no Bozna* - BradUnderwoodforprez June 18, 2026, 15:35:01
- As an honorary Bosnian, I am really curious what if anything Dzeko can give today - BradUnderwoodforprez June 18, 2026, 13:48:41
- "Mikel Jon Obi" still sounds weird to me - VIV June 18, 2026, 13:08:03
- The Czechs just have no ideas when they get in the final third* - BradUnderwoodforprez June 18, 2026, 12:56:40
- Group of life alert * - MC June 18, 2026, 12:45:25
- Once again, defenders can't have arms* - UIHuskie June 18, 2026, 12:43:53
- Soccer thing I don’t understand - what is legal when it comes to body checking a guy? - OB25 June 18, 2026, 12:13:30
- Dull slate today except MEX/SK could be fireworks * - MC June 18, 2026, 12:05:21
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