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I feel like there’s an algorithm to get these assholes to consume each other. We just haven’t

Posted by Herman Blume

on August 28, 2026, 21:14:14, in reply to "Their season of "Feud" is going to be awesome."

figured it out yet.

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Two horrible people that deserve each other. I'm sure Milo will handle this setback with grace.

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Current events - 8/24 - US beef exports up 500% - complainant August 24, 2026, 00:50:18

Norway has lost a three-time Olympian/king - complainant Yesterday, 20:43:58
Tx GOP internal polling must be bad. They suspended 1.2 million voters. - ATL Yesterday, 17:59:05
- Is that for bonbon? - complainant Yesterday, 20:08:10
yes, cherrypicking is sooper popular in michigan, but 7 points is a larger number - Nobster Yesterday, 13:33:48
- If AES wins by double digits the Dems are winning >53 seats - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 15:38:40
  - Re: If AES wins by double digits the Dems are winning >53 seats - Nobster Yesterday, 19:22:40
Milos Yiannopolous detained by ICE. That's a name I haven't heard in forever* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 13:11:21
- Leopards, faces - ATL Yesterday, 15:22:36
- It's a name I've never heard. - complainant Yesterday, 13:23:53
  - Another game for Milos! - ATL Yesterday, 13:35:24
- Laura Loomer strikes again* - assassin Yesterday, 13:20:37
  - Their season of "Feud" is going to be awesome. - Chuck Woodaby Yesterday, 17:37:44
    - I feel like there’s an algorithm to get these assholes to consume each other. We just haven’t - Herman Blume Yesterday, 21:14:14
    - that Ashkenazi IQ strikes again* - Sammich Yesterday, 17:44:01
- Is he still deeply concerned about ethics in video game journalism?* - ATL Yesterday, 13:18:21
Talarico 47-40 - Stu Yesterday, 11:50:24
Colorado GOP's candidate for Governor told supporters they can buy unlimited merch. - doubledown Yesterday, 10:46:44
- Victor Marx should've known better.* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 12:02:04
- lol. i will say that i like the logo. kudos to the design/comm team because "marx" - Nobster Yesterday, 11:00:17
- any sufficiently advanced idiocy is indistinguishable from malice - Sammich Yesterday, 10:53:39
more bad news for brown people and foreigners - complainant Yesterday, 10:08:31
- The amount of evil shit that happens daily at ICE Detention Centers has to be off the charts. - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 10:25:30
  - on the bright side, DHS lawyers are absolutely *destroying* toddlers in their asylum hearings - Sammich Yesterday, 10:58:55
- i'd like to meet alien tort. i bet he's got an alien pet that poos butt nuggets* - Nobster Yesterday, 10:23:31
  - He's probably Gordon Shumway.* - Tortillini Yesterday, 13:40:47
  - How was AES? Did you ask him my Landman question?* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 10:25:59
    - he was not at the event. just met a couple of his team. no one even mentioned my black v neck - Nobster Yesterday, 10:40:31
      - also, there was a pet-lover there that was eager to share the distortion of AES's record on - Nobster Yesterday, 10:45:18
      - LOL, awesome. Thanks for the update, too bad he wasn't there.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 10:45:05
        
        it's just a matter of time. one person said he tries to attend as many as he can, but - Nobster Yesterday, 10:52:18
Guess Ted didn’t notice - ATL August 27, 2026, 22:20:34
- the original poster changed their name after realizing Cruz had quote tweeted them - Gene Parmesan Yesterday, 10:35:45
- Forget it. He's rolling.* - complainant August 27, 2026, 22:53:19
Lake White People can't be far behind, right? - complainant August 27, 2026, 16:27:02
- The Algonquins pronounced it Mil-A-Wau-Kay - Sounder August 27, 2026, 21:19:01
I'd say he should lay low, but who we kidding, at his height.... - KingTalkyTiki August 27, 2026, 15:32:19
- The only mistake Lil' Greggy thinks he made was not letting Trump know... - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 12:06:51
- Or they pulled the security detail because you retired, asshole.* - SurfTheBoneyard August 27, 2026, 21:37:05
  - is that why they pulled security for Fauci, Pompeo and Bolton? - Chuck Woodaby August 27, 2026, 22:31:14
- People like Pete Hegseth are watching that and still don't see the train coming.* - Chuck Woodaby August 27, 2026, 16:16:44
  - Give Pete a break. He's doing his absolute best. * - doubledown August 27, 2026, 17:43:35
- did tucker say that administration wanted him d3@d?* - Nobster August 27, 2026, 15:49:52
- that's the goal now. that's the plan. * - assassin August 27, 2026, 15:38:27
Oh god we’re actually doing the Lake America thing. Executive order just signed.* - OB25 August 27, 2026, 12:33:22
- Stolen from the internet - we used to have HOMES, now we have SHAME* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 13:29:49
- lol Al Michaels - illini21 August 27, 2026, 20:19:52
- Lac Duh’ Merica en Francais* - memyselfandillini August 27, 2026, 19:55:47
- should've named it Lake Dolly if he really wanted to troll the libs, but he's not creative enough* - ECEIllinois August 27, 2026, 16:50:55
  - ooo - complainant August 27, 2026, 19:46:03
- Lake ‘Merica!* - PapaDels August 27, 2026, 16:48:12
  - Someone should let Trump know Lake Ontario ne America is the smallest of all the Great Lakes. - Warrin'_Illini August 27, 2026, 17:37:15
- Meh. Just shows once again what an insecure lil' bully he is. - KingTalkyTiki August 27, 2026, 14:49:20
- Is it safe to say that DJT has completed his migration to being a Bond villain - timmer August 27, 2026, 13:55:02
  - Closer to Mr. Burns. * - assassin August 27, 2026, 14:16:42
- It's notable that whenever he wants to get revenge on someone, he names something after America, or - doubledown August 27, 2026, 13:42:02
- This is the only type of thing he has left. Approval tanked, so do some dumb EOs to energize MAGA* - UofIL6 August 27, 2026, 13:14:46
  - Even Matt Walsh hates it* - ECEIllinois August 27, 2026, 18:41:55
  - But I cant believe he wont shut the fuck up - RVA August 27, 2026, 17:20:44
    - Natalie is not programmed to feed him criticism. She will have laser-printed a handful of tweets - complainant August 27, 2026, 18:27:55
- Man is he a loser* - Mrap24 August 27, 2026, 13:11:45
- When all you can do is identity politics - RVA August 27, 2026, 13:10:23
- wtf is a Lake America?* - EffinIllini August 27, 2026, 12:57:23
- Take That Largest Country We Export To!* - illini222 August 27, 2026, 12:53:11
  - not for long* - Sammich August 27, 2026, 13:19:26
  - Rick Scott was whining on twitter about tourism in Florida being down. - Warrin'_Illini August 27, 2026, 12:54:57
- this must hit hard if you're a moron* - ECEIllinois August 27, 2026, 12:45:28
- That’ll get beef prices down * - ATL August 27, 2026, 12:44:51
- These are all stupid but "Gulf of America" actually sounds cool. "Lake America" is puny and weak. - Warrin'_Illini August 27, 2026, 12:39:54
- Republicans are the stupidest people on earth. * - assassin August 27, 2026, 12:37:23
  - When I was young, it was the other way around. (That's one reason why olds are so hard to persuade - complainant August 27, 2026, 14:09:24
    - No it wasn’t* - memyselfandillini August 27, 2026, 19:58:13
    - i grew up about 3 blocks from reagan's boyhood home. my dad - Nobster August 27, 2026, 14:34:01
    - At least you’re burning it all down on the way out. Thanks. * - assassin August 27, 2026, 14:17:50
    - My dad always said this as well. Just a typical hard core boomer republican who hated liberals - Warrin'_Illini August 27, 2026, 14:17:45
      - It's more than that. The Republicans *were* the liberals. At least as much as the Democrats. - complainant August 27, 2026, 14:40:01
        
        How old *are* you? - Blazer August 27, 2026, 21:37:53
        
        Yeah, I get it. My dad was a Republican because he was a firm believer in capitalism. - Warrin'_Illini August 27, 2026, 14:47:02
        
        Democrats fully embraced capitalism by the mid-1990s. Jimmy Carter was the guy - complainant August 27, 2026, 15:03:52
        
        Read a biography of Carter recently, and the political side was really interesting - DT August 27, 2026, 16:05:06
        
        In 1976, he didn't fight the presumption that he was a racist southern goober, and he definitely - complainant August 27, 2026, 16:14:14
        
        Agreed. People always point to Reagan as the tipping point but it was in motion before then.* - Warrin'_Illini August 27, 2026, 15:06:11
  - Some know better, but have decided to sell out their country for financial gain. * - doubledown August 27, 2026, 13:48:54
    - they better hope that God they claim to worship and use as a cudgel isn't real* - assassin August 27, 2026, 13:51:32
- HAMES - IlliniSax05 August 27, 2026, 12:34:12
  - SHAME* - MojoJojo August 27, 2026, 12:48:46
    - 100p* - torinese August 27, 2026, 13:27:59
- Lake Distraction* - VIV August 27, 2026, 12:34:08
Department of Education deletes tweet that (approvingly) likens Trump to Hitler* - ECEIllinois August 26, 2026, 22:54:06
Ted Cruz retweets Ted Cruz's Tiny Dick - complainant August 26, 2026, 20:02:42
- Odds are the person saw it and changed their name to that after. * - assassin August 26, 2026, 20:04:13
Or just read a sub thread below. Darline making a hell of a case for universal health care - ATL August 26, 2026, 13:48:23
- "If working themselves to an early grave without healthcare was good enough for my folks.... - KingTalkyTiki August 26, 2026, 14:20:24
  - If you think it's OK for others to struggle - Sounder August 26, 2026, 14:26:18
    - It's exactly why millions upon millions are mourning the death of Dolly.... - KingTalkyTiki August 26, 2026, 14:38:24
Love to see the Dems elevate "Desantis Democrat" who says he is aligned with Lindsay Graham on the - Warrin'_Illini August 26, 2026, 09:16:36
- AFAIK he doesn't call himself that. He says that's what his primary opponent calls him* - ECEIllinois August 26, 2026, 14:51:59
- He can still lose in November inshallah. However, the dems have a deep bench of Israel firsters - Toonces August 26, 2026, 09:45:09
Absolutely horrific video out of Nepal and Tibet. Worst flash flooding I’ve ever seen… - LeatherneckIllini August 26, 2026, 07:44:15
- This is some biblical shit. * - doubledown August 26, 2026, 13:02:37
Idaho considers criminalizing using human remains as home decor. - doubledown August 26, 2026, 06:39:50
- i guess the body worlds exhibit isn't going there anytime soon. is that still a thing?* - torinese August 26, 2026, 14:28:02
- what about the places that turn cremains into stones and jewelry and shit? - Sammich August 26, 2026, 10:14:18
- Exhumed Home Makeover* - DT August 26, 2026, 07:02:40
  - Architectural Digestive System* - Herman Blume August 26, 2026, 10:11:07
Lurlene Graham has defeated Ralph Normal in South Carolina - complainant August 25, 2026, 20:12:40
- What are we doing, man? - Sounder August 26, 2026, 20:08:55
- Tuberville might no longer be the most ignorant Senator* - ECEIllinois August 25, 2026, 23:46:37
  - Some of the clips are truly incredible. Just a total idiot* - UofIL6 August 25, 2026, 23:50:15
    - at last, the meritocracy* - RVA August 26, 2026, 09:49:56
    - Has biclops seen them?* - complainant August 25, 2026, 23:57:05
      - here's one from tonight - ECEIllinois August 26, 2026, 00:23:53
        
        She’s familiar with the struggle to survive. She’s led a state agency for 7 years!!!!* - Stu August 26, 2026, 06:09:45
        
        Wow. Did anyone count the syllables in "open?" - complainant August 26, 2026, 00:42:56
        
        Graham with a very detailed, thought-out take on how she would improve affordabilty issues - UofIL6 August 26, 2026, 00:33:15
- Brandine?* - Stu August 25, 2026, 20:16:19
- Hopefully her future Senator job doesn't include any foreign policy as that's not her thing* - UofIL6 August 25, 2026, 20:15:18
Husted v Brown TV ads in Ohio are pretty damn interesting. - opossum jenkins August 25, 2026, 18:12:44
- Como esta Husted* - Sammich August 25, 2026, 19:32:09
- Trump has fucked up so badly he's put states like Iowa, Ohio, and Texas in play* - Sounder August 25, 2026, 18:32:50
  - Yea…ya know…I’ll believe it when it materializes. * - haighter August 25, 2026, 19:10:58
    - No these candidates are laser focused on the one issue voters care about most: Hassan Piker.* - Toonces August 25, 2026, 23:37:28
    - Brown is a super strong candidate and former reasonably popular senator - JacobRDaugherty August 25, 2026, 22:56:52
    - There are 7 states up for grabs - Sounder August 25, 2026, 19:22:30
      - I like that you didn’t even mention NC - TarheelIllini August 26, 2026, 05:27:18
        
        yeah, I don't think that one is going to be all that close* - Sounder August 26, 2026, 14:25:01
      - Kalshi has Susan Collins down 70-30 to whats-his-face* - Stu August 25, 2026, 19:26:16
Trump threatens to demolish the Kennedy Center if Trump's name is removed - UofIL6 August 25, 2026, 16:46:57
- Literally an overgrown spoiled toddler... - KingTalkyTiki August 25, 2026, 17:24:05
- I had never even heard of the Kennedy Center until like 3 years ago.* - Carl Spackler August 25, 2026, 16:55:07
  - I guess you're not a grizzled groundskeeper born in the 50s after all. - complainant August 25, 2026, 18:33:14
  - I saw the Phish tour movie, “Bittersweet Hotel” there* - timmer August 25, 2026, 17:05:45
  - It's a pretty big deal if you live in the DMV* - Sounder August 25, 2026, 16:58:57
    - Like The Watergate, it's hard to miss.* - complainant August 25, 2026, 17:36:24
      - I saw the Nutcracker with the Joffrey Ballet there back in the 90's - Sounder August 25, 2026, 18:31:38
So nothing about the CIA director going to Russia to tell them not to attack NATO? - LeatherneckIllini August 25, 2026, 15:20:35
- I'm sure AIPAC Shakur and fucking Jared sent Mossad's stenographer to Russia to talk about NATO. - Chuck Woodaby August 25, 2026, 18:19:00
  - And one can only hope... - Chuck Woodaby August 25, 2026, 18:24:38
- surely this could've been a truth social post?* - ECEIllinois August 25, 2026, 17:44:31
- is that "not" supposed to be in there? - Sammich August 25, 2026, 15:21:59
  - Yeh, Trump would probably be thrilled if they did. Except that he'd want them to attack Canada 1st* - Stu August 25, 2026, 15:46:49
  - Biden did the same thing in 2022* - LeatherneckIllini August 25, 2026, 15:46:46
    - But Biden actually supported NATO and opposed Russia, neither of which is true of Trump* - DT August 25, 2026, 17:02:09
Do people actually believe this shit? - Sounder August 25, 2026, 11:12:32
- Yes. - Chuck Woodaby August 25, 2026, 11:39:19
  - LOL "To call this a loaded subject is an understatement"* - Sounder August 25, 2026, 11:45:36
    - Congrats on making it to the 2nd paragraph. Keep going.* - Chuck Woodaby August 25, 2026, 11:59:12
- Yes. There are two boomers in my row on my flight to PDX pickling their brains watching Fox News.* - ATL August 25, 2026, 11:26:43
  - This legit makes me sad - Sounder August 25, 2026, 11:44:19
Kim Mulkey continues to be a giant piece of shit - ATL August 25, 2026, 09:55:00
Supreme Court allows POTUS to use USPS to help rig State elections. - doubledown August 24, 2026, 17:42:01
- Not really. - complainant August 24, 2026, 18:50:41
  - And moreover - complainant August 24, 2026, 18:51:33
    - ^^^ yep. Court has had interesting cases on standing in recent memory* - Potomac August 25, 2026, 09:09:29
    - Hakeem Jeffries is about to go beast mode. You all know what that means.* - Warrin'_Illini August 25, 2026, 08:53:24
      - 60-hour "speech" incoming! - Kajagoogoo August 25, 2026, 09:03:54
      - Mildly worded letter? * - doubledown August 25, 2026, 08:57:18
        
        Criticism of democratic senate candidate for associating with hugely popular streamer?* - gvibes August 25, 2026, 09:41:06
        
        Strongly worded tweet directed at the base, public support for Jared Kushner and Randy Fine.* - Warrin'_Illini August 25, 2026, 09:03:11
        
        that's the Democrat way* - Sammich August 25, 2026, 09:09:33
    - I think this Court has long since forfeited the benefit of the doubt on issues like this - DT August 25, 2026, 08:50:27
      - Trump has lost a lot of cases in his second term already* - Potomac August 25, 2026, 09:10:29
    - I'm certain the administration and USPS wouldn't work together hand in glove and only - doubledown August 24, 2026, 19:26:46
    - Justiciability is a hell of a drug * - ATL August 24, 2026, 18:57:55
- When/if the D’s have control of Congress and the WH, they need to fix this court - TarheelIllini August 24, 2026, 18:25:45
- SC reform has to be #1 priority if/when Dems get power* - UofIL6 August 24, 2026, 17:58:41
  - If that's ever allowed to happen again.* - KingTalkyTiki August 24, 2026, 18:45:27
Speaking of beef… - timmer August 24, 2026, 17:36:01
Deuce beef knuckle aficionados beware - recall of Argentine meat - complainant August 24, 2026, 15:49:45
212 years ago today.... - KingTalkyTiki August 24, 2026, 13:48:32
- I expect the same image come 06-Jan-2029* - timmer August 24, 2026, 15:21:08
  - January 21st. - doubledown August 24, 2026, 15:33:39
  - Truth.* - KingTalkyTiki August 24, 2026, 15:29:28
Hey Jackie! - Sammich August 24, 2026, 12:40:34
- Technically I’m disgusted, but as someone on Vyvanse, TAKE MY MONEY - Jackie August 26, 2026, 09:13:56
- And some people think that we should be seeding other planets with our genetic material - doubledown August 24, 2026, 12:53:31
SF 49'ers owner arrested and found guilty in....*checks notes* East Palestine, Ohio. In a trailer - ATL August 24, 2026, 10:59:34
- aw, he's just like Uncle Ed* - Sammich August 24, 2026, 12:29:23
- Their season could really go off the tracks* - RVA August 24, 2026, 12:23:57
  - I wonder who spilled the beans? Could be really toxic.* - ATL August 24, 2026, 12:25:34
- apparently he grew up in Youngstown, so there's some connection to East Palestine* - Gene Parmesan August 24, 2026, 12:07:29
  - his parents still live in Ohio as well* - assassin August 24, 2026, 12:11:27
- was he prostituting? because otherwise the charge is soliciting right? And at this place - John Coctostan August 24, 2026, 11:43:53
  - lol, he responded to an ad. amazing. - assassin August 24, 2026, 12:27:01
    - I don't get it - presumably this guy could afford legal services in Nevada* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes August 24, 2026, 12:57:34
      - probably got bored listening to his parents drone on about something* - assassin August 24, 2026, 13:32:50
        
        It's hard to pass up a great bargain in these uncertain times. - complainant August 24, 2026, 19:42:07
        
        Oo. - ATL August 24, 2026, 19:48:55
    - does he get his celly back, or is it always gonna be a "criminal device" now? - Sammich August 24, 2026, 12:32:59
  - you know how the best restaurants are the grimy holes in the wall nobody ever heard of? - Sammich August 24, 2026, 11:46:49
- WTH? - DocWalk20 August 24, 2026, 11:37:00
  - Billionaires and human trafficking. Classic combo* - CWR10 August 24, 2026, 11:58:25
    - Name a more iconic duo!* - Sammich August 24, 2026, 12:35:18
      - Ace and Gary* - lcubed August 24, 2026, 15:31:32
      - Owners and massage parlors* - KCWildcat August 24, 2026, 12:36:23
        
        I thought kickers and QBs were more known for their massage parlor bad behaviors than owners* - DocWalk20 August 24, 2026, 13:37:01
        
        Robert Kraft has entered the chat.* - Warrin'_Illini August 24, 2026, 13:46:19
        
        speaking of human trafficking* - Sammich August 24, 2026, 12:41:04
  - *tips fedora* M'honing* - Sammich August 24, 2026, 11:48:00
Keep talking, Mr. Whatley - ATL August 24, 2026, 10:57:32
- I don't recall ever volunteering into anything to do with ai - RVA August 24, 2026, 12:27:27
  - Whatley is just saying the only thing he can say - Sammich August 24, 2026, 12:34:58
The failing Washington Post has to reinstate Karen Attiah, who it fired for telling the truth about - ATL August 24, 2026, 09:42:45
Monday detail, nothing to see* - KCWildcat August 24, 2026, 08:58:38
can't eat blueberries, can't eat lettuce, can't eat bread, we're gonna get argentinian mystery meat - VIV August 24, 2026, 08:55:46
- I'll be damned if I let the government tell me what I can and cannot eat.* - Warrin'_Illini August 24, 2026, 11:14:00
- that mystery meat is going to be all those horses they are slaughtering!* - shua August 24, 2026, 11:00:15
- Jalapeños? * - opey8 August 24, 2026, 10:38:03

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