I ordered an item early this morning for $23 and it’s eligible for delivery today if I just got something else for $2 more. So I added a box of brownie mix. Just now, the brownie mix was delivered but I’m waiting on the other item. Wasn’t the purpose of the $25 minimum for same-day delivery supposed to make it worth their while (profit) delivering it. Separately boxing and delivering a single box of brownie mix and the other item doesn’t make sense in terms of efficiency and profit

And before you ask, the other item is NOT a penis pump. The good ones cost over $100. Probably.

Oh, wait, it’s a loss leader. AMZN makes money selling to others that I like brownies and NOT penis pumps of any cost, as well as their cloud and AI services.