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The campaign logic here is super simple though

Posted by ISeeDeadHawkeyes

on September 29, 2026, 10:04:26, in reply to "I have to admit, I did not see a migrant caravan this time around"

IF Democrats take the house and the senate, the borders will be reopened and this caravan will be let right in

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it totally goes against Trump saying he has completely secured the border.

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https://www.newsweek.com/migrant-caravan-honduras-heads-toward-us-border-12495091

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Here come the migrant caravans - Is this the politics thread? Week of 9/28 ... - doubledown September 28, 2026, 19:30:51

did i just see a commercial for trump, basically, that was paid for by the US Government? jesus fuk* - cpsteine 3 hours ago
- Using communism to stop communism* - Sammich 3 hours ago
Noted heartthrob Scott Bessent just can’t keep the women away from him - OB25 4 hours ago
- That just proves Trump didn't read Stephanie Winston Wolkoff's book. - complainant 3 hours ago
  - Pretty sure no proof is needed that Trump doesn’t read* - DocWalk20 2 hours ago
Lab leak is back! - complainant Yesterday, 20:56:45
- *cancels trip to Siberia** - ATL Today, 08:33:31
  - "actual rivers of shit" bather RFK would probably limit the availability of antibiotics. - complainant 2 hours ago
    - Nothing good comes from Russia is an undefeated axiom.* - ATL 2 hours ago
      - You have never been to Vladivostok. - tvillini 1 hour ago
- Baby, can you dig your man? * - doubledown Today, 08:20:59
  - He's a righteous man* - Wotcher 36 minutes ago
Important discussion of modern childrearing from the Tim Heidecker Podcast - complainant Yesterday, 19:28:57
- I was certain that this was a parody, but not certain enough that I didn't double check. * - doubledown Yesterday, 20:08:17
  - Not The Onion - Howard Nutlick whistleblower found dead - complainant Yesterday, 20:19:40
I don’t think Bob “Happy Endings” Kraft is going to let Zach Bryan back - ATL Yesterday, 07:26:51
GOP pulls money from NC senate race. Can Dems actually win senate? - MC October 2, 2026, 14:36:05
- I heard a speculation that the orange turd - TarheelIllini October 2, 2026, 18:22:18
  - There is a greater chance he wins a gold medal in the 100m in 2028* - DT October 2, 2026, 18:54:56
    - Notice you didn't say golf there, because he'd be a lock, 43 time club champion* - illini222 Yesterday, 10:31:15
      - The networks begged him to never turn pro. Nobody would watch tournaments when they knew he’d win* - DT Yesterday, 10:33:42
- I’d bet they pick up 6 - TarheelIllini October 2, 2026, 18:21:13
- flip NC, ME, OH and AK get's you to 51. Throw in Texas and it's 52... - shua October 2, 2026, 14:53:26
  - Are you accounting for Fetterman becoming an R? * - illini October 2, 2026, 15:05:53
    - If both houses flip, he may find it necessary to get in line... - SurfTheBoneyard October 2, 2026, 15:32:15
      - I was just about to write the same reply. Although in the case of Fetterman - complainant October 2, 2026, 15:38:34
        
        The article about him recently indicated all he cares about is doing hits on Fox News. - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 15:42:13
        
        I'd arrived at that conclusion all by myself. - complainant October 2, 2026, 15:47:44
    - I can't wait to get rid of this pile of shit in 2028. However, there will always be someone - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 15:11:21
    - no, that's why getting Texas is so important in addition to the other 4* - shua October 2, 2026, 15:08:23
  - The Iowa D candidate is extremely likable and personable. The R candidate is not.* - Stu October 2, 2026, 15:01:58
    - lol. - Ari Gold Yesterday, 07:16:44
- Trump is going to give Florida to the Dems. Nixon and Jolly, lfg.* - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 14:52:50
  - wut?* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 07:21:23
  - Have we talked about Byron Donalds being a lifelong con man? - ATL October 2, 2026, 14:59:15
    - I think victory hinges on him being able to convince the aging boomer morons in the state that - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 15:16:05
      - Fool me once, shame on you. Fool evangelicals 15 times, they'll still vote for you. - complainant October 2, 2026, 15:24:04
        
        For sure, Beefy Byron still has the inside track for now.* - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 15:28:41
        
        I think the white candidates will win. It helps that Jolly is a conservative, former Republican. - complainant October 2, 2026, 15:44:25
        
        I think Nixon being a socialist is why she is making this competitive. - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 15:48:41
        
        There’s a common thread among successful Democratic candidates: a willingness to fight against trump - ATL October 2, 2026, 16:34:17
        
        Well, who knows. Maybe that'll help the Cuban-American community get over its hostility to socialism - complainant October 2, 2026, 20:01:20
        
        100p.* - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 16:57:41
- 63% Kalshi* - Stu October 2, 2026, 14:52:39
This is the wholesome NYC politics post you didn't think you needed - ATL October 2, 2026, 14:18:20
- I don't want to dig too deep on this, but I can't help but like Sliwa.* - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 14:53:43
- I cannot see Silwa and not think of the SNL skit* - MC October 2, 2026, 14:34:45
- Cuomo probably couldn't attend because he doesn't live there.* - SurfTheBoneyard October 2, 2026, 14:25:21
Retatrutide phase 3 results in. A total monster of a drug - gvibes October 2, 2026, 13:19:18
- you know I don't speak Spanish. In English, please* - assassin October 2, 2026, 13:36:38
  - "give me the keys you fucking cocksucker, what the fuuuuck..."* - torinese October 2, 2026, 16:16:03
  - The next ozempic/mounjaro* - gvibes October 2, 2026, 16:03:09
Kid Rock pivots to Religious Right Grift. - KingTalkyTiki October 2, 2026, 13:17:30
- "Jesus is King" from the guy who sang "You Never Met a MF Quite Like Me..." - SurfTheBoneyard October 2, 2026, 14:21:55
- Kid Rock looks 70. * - doubledown October 2, 2026, 13:49:33
  - He's the same age as me (55) - KingTalkyTiki October 2, 2026, 13:53:21
    - I ran into him in a waiting room at a blood lab once - Stu October 2, 2026, 14:15:11
totally normal for an election board to ask georgia doj to investigate - Nobster October 2, 2026, 10:31:07
When you want to be governor but are also horny - OB25 October 2, 2026, 10:24:59
- Looks like mail in ballot voter fraud* - opey8 October 2, 2026, 10:36:48
  - Yep * - ATL October 2, 2026, 11:04:50
- STEVE for HILTON GOVERNOR* - Sammich October 2, 2026, 10:27:02
  - STEVE HILT! * - ghost_of_clt October 2, 2026, 11:20:55
  - "that's hot."* - Nobster October 2, 2026, 10:28:35
No Beardos - ATL October 2, 2026, 09:25:58
- No Wierdos - ATL October 2, 2026, 09:26:49
  - I wonder how long it takes him to make his hair look like that. - doubledown October 2, 2026, 09:28:18
    - Educate yourself: Ask AI why Alex Karp has weird hair.* - Stu October 2, 2026, 09:36:27
  - No Fatties - ATL October 2, 2026, 09:28:08
    - Disgusting, nipples protruding, etc* - Herman Blume October 2, 2026, 10:04:23
(sorry ATL) - Tortillini October 2, 2026, 08:38:51
- ridiculous. Obviously it’s the Pakis* - memyselfandillini October 2, 2026, 11:01:33
  - many texas indians would have you believe that* - torinese October 2, 2026, 12:53:00
- that's from a June 30 podcast - TarheelIllini October 2, 2026, 09:46:52
- Nobody I know considers him anything but an extremist whackjob. * - doubledown October 2, 2026, 09:24:52
- what a fucking world. maybe people that think like this should “remigrate” - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:54:33
  - Form the quotes I made it far enough to read, it sounds like the key is a passing complexion - DT October 2, 2026, 09:34:47
    - My first thought was becoming as stupid as native whites would solve things - DT October 2, 2026, 09:40:11
      - you should really zing these bozos on txitter* - Nobster October 2, 2026, 13:01:28
  - perhaps they believe that a properly assimilated immigrant literally turns white - Sammich October 2, 2026, 08:56:27
    - Big assumption that "assimilation" is the true end goal* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 2, 2026, 09:32:37
    - bonus, the skin bleach may double as a prophylactic against viruses * - Nobster October 2, 2026, 09:08:45
- holy shit, Chris Rufo is now considered "respectable" and "moderate"?!* - VIV October 2, 2026, 08:52:33
  - He's affiliated with prestigious conservative think tanks and institutions - ATL October 2, 2026, 08:54:13
    - Ope* - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:56:10
    - Pardon* - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:56:10
    - Scusi* - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:56:10
    - woof* - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:56:09
    - Blech* - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:56:09
    - Jeebus…was trying to hit the back button to delete text* - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:56:09
    - Almost there* - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:56:09
    - Finally* - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:56:09
    - I’ve received the imprimis from hillsdale - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:56:08
- I was not aware that anyone anywhere thought of Chris Rufo as "respectable" or "moderate"* - Sammich October 2, 2026, 08:49:18
- ooo - ATL October 2, 2026, 08:45:25
- You’re a real, real problem ATL* - PapaDels October 2, 2026, 08:42:27
Another nominee for worst Illini of all time. But I think he's just an honorable mention. - ATL October 2, 2026, 08:14:02
Jobs Report: shitty - ATL October 2, 2026, 07:52:40
- Yet today’s futures have increased since the announcement* - Mrap24 October 2, 2026, 08:42:46
  - cuts the likelihood of another rate hike* - ATL October 2, 2026, 08:45:55
- Don't worry Trump is busy with an Executive Order to rename Canadian Bacon to... - shua October 2, 2026, 08:02:08
  - Freedom Ham!* - PapaDels October 2, 2026, 08:30:24
  - Sounds about right given how much worse Canadian bacon is compared to regular bacon.* - ATL October 2, 2026, 08:20:30
lol creeper glasses - ATL October 2, 2026, 05:55:28
Remind me to never try to sue someone anonymously in New York: - Chuck Woodaby October 2, 2026, 00:03:46
- This is just a random website. Not the official court website* - ECEIllinois October 2, 2026, 12:29:33
  - It does say it got the info from NYSCEF, which is the official website, but - complainant October 2, 2026, 13:10:00
- wtf. * - Nobster October 2, 2026, 07:47:54
  - Maybe the clerk of court was chi phi* - ATL October 2, 2026, 07:50:59
    - I just read that it was an administrative error or glitch…whew I was worried - Nobster October 2, 2026, 07:58:44
- Jesus H MacGillicutty -* - assassin October 2, 2026, 00:37:36
DOJ finally found something worthwhile to spend your tax money on. - complainant October 1, 2026, 19:44:36
- are these Stone's receipts? - Sammich October 1, 2026, 20:21:51
- Next up: Nuremberg trials* - Herman Blume October 1, 2026, 19:53:55
  - Hear me out. We hold the trials at Mar a Lago, the Trebuchet of Divine Justice right there on the - doubledown October 1, 2026, 20:23:07
    - they should do it tranformers movie style* - torinese October 2, 2026, 07:40:27
- ooo - ATL October 1, 2026, 19:47:25
  - ooo - complainant October 1, 2026, 20:06:17
    - ooo - complainant October 1, 2026, 20:06:55
      - ooo - timmer October 1, 2026, 20:24:29
Glorious infighting - complainant October 1, 2026, 17:12:48
- Check out these rightoids trying to blow the midterms. Stone Pony!* - Warrin'_Illini October 1, 2026, 17:20:36
- Spoiler alert: the “receipts” is a Wendy’s sack full of fecal matter and Chinese takeout menus. * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 17:17:09
Larry Nassar is trending on Twitter, because he was removed from Michigan's sex offender list - complainant October 1, 2026, 15:09:41
- What should the Michigan Supreme Court have done with an ex post facto law? * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 15:31:00
  - Relied on Smith v. Doe, 538 U.S. 84 (2003) - complainant October 1, 2026, 16:01:18
    - What about all the punitive measures that being on the registry entails? * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 16:08:26
      - If registration is not punishment, your question is irrelevant. - complainant October 1, 2026, 16:25:18
        
        Thank you for illustrating for the class what "begging the question" means. * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 16:36:20
        
        No sweat. I'm here to help. - complainant October 1, 2026, 16:57:01
- Leftists control the Michigan Supreme Court and the Eaton County DA office? - Warrin'_Illini October 1, 2026, 15:21:57
  - Doug Lloyd criticized the move, so I don't know what you're getting at there. - complainant October 1, 2026, 16:13:56
    - The vote was unanimous at 7-0. Seems pretty straightforward from a legal perspective. - Warrin'_Illini October 1, 2026, 16:22:10
      - And Saddam got 96% of the vote. But yes, procedurally speaking, once you've tied your own hands by - complainant October 1, 2026, 16:35:58
        
        The GOP pushed this one to 100%. I can't imagine this will have any impact on midterms.* - Warrin'_Illini October 1, 2026, 16:41:06
        
        Not really. And certainly not from a political perspective. - complainant October 1, 2026, 17:03:18
Time interview further showing that he only wants the trappings of the job... - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 14:29:00
- ooo - Sammich October 1, 2026, 14:44:06
- That's a great and brutal article* - UofIL6 October 1, 2026, 14:38:54
Who is going to this meme coin dinner? And why does trump look like newsome - Nobster October 1, 2026, 14:01:03
latest AP NORC poll has Trump at -38% approval rate, 69% dissapprove, 31% approve - IlliniRunner October 1, 2026, 13:27:26
- He’s down to his base now, looks like it. * - MC October 1, 2026, 14:05:18
  - and hopefully without his name on the ballot, they aren't super motivated... - shua October 1, 2026, 14:13:10
  - So jettisoned most of the "Fucking Stupid" and now down mainly the "True Believers" like Osklister - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 14:08:02
- Al.com has a story about a GOP-driven pole in the state that has Trump in deep trouble - ATL October 1, 2026, 13:43:37
  - If I had a dime for every news piece on farmers in the middle of the country getting screwed over by - Warrin'_Illini October 1, 2026, 13:58:23
    - It's the new Ohio diner piece* - ATL October 1, 2026, 14:25:55
      - Also reminds me of COVID when it seemed like a conservative radio host would die - Warrin'_Illini October 1, 2026, 14:31:50
  - I think you mean Sports Illustrated.* - complainant October 1, 2026, 13:53:58
Good friend went to a Rob Sand town hall yesterday - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 13:21:52
- For you know we have Sand...Iowa?* - MojoJojo October 1, 2026, 14:02:44
Nm - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 13:21:51
TIL there is a Richard Nixon Foundation - ATL October 1, 2026, 12:38:26
- For some reason I had thought Gorka was short, but he’s actually a galoot.* - DT October 1, 2026, 12:50:38
  - yup, saw him in person last week, and yes he’s got a bruce bochy size noggin* - LeatherneckIllini October 1, 2026, 13:35:10
  - I thought Jon Ossoff was short but met him a few weeks ago and he's a tall drink of water.* - ATL October 1, 2026, 13:04:15
    - I bet he's not as beautiful as Stu! * - Tuscy October 1, 2026, 13:35:31
Corruption in its purest form. Almost respect the brazenness - John Coctostan October 1, 2026, 12:08:04
- Dinner for Schmucks. * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 12:43:06
- i have some bad news for this kid - assassin October 1, 2026, 12:37:54
  - That’s one expensive steak* - DocWalk20 October 1, 2026, 12:59:42
    - But he *did* meet some interesting people. - complainant October 1, 2026, 14:03:18
  - I wish I had worse news for him* - Sammich October 1, 2026, 12:53:33
    - maybe he'll choke on his top sirloin* - assassin October 1, 2026, 12:59:37
  - You know the old saying about a fool and his crypto* - Herman Blume October 1, 2026, 12:49:09
- quite the shitty photoshop job there - Gene Parmesan October 1, 2026, 12:18:50
Susan Collins has some sort of protective forcefield around her, doesn't she? - complainant October 1, 2026, 11:41:28
- OOO - Stu October 1, 2026, 17:48:54
- Maybe he should run as a republican - ATL October 1, 2026, 11:50:24
"Women wouldn't be abused by men if they were content with who they are and where god has them." - doubledown October 1, 2026, 10:51:49
- Eventually women will realize they have the power to stop this, right?* - Sounder October 1, 2026, 11:06:39
  - Plenty of white women are willing to carry water for the patriarchy - Jackie October 1, 2026, 11:43:11
  - All the frightened lil' Alphas in the mansophere, that crank each other... - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 11:26:41
    - Verses rejected from Cleveland Rocks? * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 11:42:14
  - I don't think that they do - Sammich October 1, 2026, 11:11:02
  - They are currently more concerned with Byron Donald getting them their "grandparents rights".* - Warrin'_Illini October 1, 2026, 11:10:58
- yes, ladies. be more like Job! he got rewarded in the end, i'm sure you will, too!* - VIV October 1, 2026, 10:58:07
  - come on!* - Sammich October 1, 2026, 11:08:36
Republicans going after Ms. Rachel - ATL October 1, 2026, 10:17:41
- kinda surprised it took this long* - torinese October 1, 2026, 11:12:27
- wah wah wah - Sounder October 1, 2026, 11:07:54
- This has been a thing for a long time with her, nothing new that they’re going after her* - OB25 October 1, 2026, 10:41:48
  - she's for kindness, sharing, and learning - VIV October 1, 2026, 10:45:25
    - Like they said… “controversial stances”* - DocWalk20 October 1, 2026, 12:56:47
- Top 10 finisher for AOTY 2025* - Sammich October 1, 2026, 10:37:05
  - ass of the year? is ms. rachel caked up?* - VIV October 1, 2026, 11:00:38
    - this made me remember Vida Guerra* - Sammich October 1, 2026, 11:09:27
  - America's Outstanding Top Yodeler? * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 10:40:22
    - Anti-semite.* - Toonces October 1, 2026, 11:04:16
      - nm - VIV October 1, 2026, 11:06:19
      - Antisemitic Outstanding Top Yodeler?* - VIV October 1, 2026, 11:06:16
- She's from Maine. Should have been the one to replace Platner.* - Warrin'_Illini October 1, 2026, 10:23:42
- I am Ms. Rachel. * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 10:20:33
- It's like going after Mr. Rogers. Good luck with that* - UofIL6 October 1, 2026, 10:20:00
  - If that isn't your "Are we the baddies?" moment, I can't imagine what is.* - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 10:22:15
- THIS will be the message that saves the mid-terms!* - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 10:18:59
Florida is just Pawnee, IN writ large, isn't it? - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 10:13:16
Eric Schmitt, day three - complainant October 1, 2026, 10:08:29
- ooo - complainant October 1, 2026, 20:33:36
- Smoking gun cartoon - complainant October 1, 2026, 13:44:20
- Eric Schmitt, day three - ATL October 1, 2026, 10:21:06
  - Oh, man. Remember $3.399 gas? - doubledown October 1, 2026, 10:32:11
    - And $3.799 diesel!* - DocWalk20 October 1, 2026, 12:52:45
    - Those were the days! - ATL October 1, 2026, 10:51:39
  - it would be better if it was infront of a Buck-ee-s - TarheelIllini October 1, 2026, 10:23:36
gemini thinks i'm the best. and it's not delusion spiraling no matter what a woke MIT - Nobster October 1, 2026, 08:39:26
- Here is what AI thinks of my current health - Stu October 1, 2026, 09:00:37
  - Happy for you, or sorry that happened. * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 09:04:41
    - It says I'm beautiful and incredible. It can't lie.* - Stu October 1, 2026, 09:05:51
      - You may have left out a few key pieces of info. - Tuscy October 1, 2026, 09:13:36
        
        I did! But I wanted to keep it positive, because I want it to tell me how beautiful I am* - Stu October 1, 2026, 09:14:36
      - It told me I could use wood glue to fix a tree limb that was snapped by our last snow storm. * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 09:11:23
        
        Did it tell you to use C clamps and bracing? Because that would work.* - Stu October 1, 2026, 09:51:59
        
        Well, it is an option.* - DocWalk20 October 1, 2026, 09:48:22
        
        Oh, I did it. Figured it couldn't hurt. Filled it with glue and tied it up with straps. - doubledown October 1, 2026, 10:18:17
- No wonder Trump is so hard on AI - ATL October 1, 2026, 08:41:03
  - Do you think Trump's virtual assistant tries to make him a bit more humble?* - Sounder October 1, 2026, 08:55:17
  - did you see the article on the .si domain names. prior to trump's post - Nobster October 1, 2026, 08:43:40
    - Yep. It's all a grift. * - ATL October 1, 2026, 08:45:30
      - rewriting history on america.gov - Nobster October 1, 2026, 08:51:35
        
        now it seems to have reverted back to earlier results. america.gov - Nobster October 1, 2026, 08:56:30
Tennesse can't even execute someone properly - ATL October 1, 2026, 07:14:00
- non zero chance the injection is less effective/diluted/some other reduction in quality/stadards - torinese October 1, 2026, 09:58:15
  - Did Tennessee prisons sell out to private equity?* - Herman Blume October 1, 2026, 12:42:35
- Disgusting. End this barbaric shit* - Jackie October 1, 2026, 08:23:20
  - Can't. Unfortunately the party of small government thinks that same small government... - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 10:08:42
  - The state seems to admit she probably had chronic mental illness due to sexual and physical - ATL October 1, 2026, 08:38:31
  - Hundo P* - Tortillini October 1, 2026, 08:37:13
- Either bring back the firing squad or guillotine or do away with the death penalty altogether * - TarheelIllini October 1, 2026, 07:35:27
  - What if we just forced people to listen to Creed or Nickleback?* - ATL October 1, 2026, 07:39:50
    - Cruel and unusual * - DT October 1, 2026, 07:44:14
    - Dots - TarheelIllini October 1, 2026, 07:44:07
- So she gets to go now, right? Sentence served? * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 07:24:16
  - Now they challenge her to a game of horseshoes - Sounder October 1, 2026, 08:57:36
  - Based on what I've read about her, that might be the more cruel fate. - Sammich October 1, 2026, 08:17:14
  - Execution paused. - ATL October 1, 2026, 08:09:51
    - TACO!* - KCWildcat October 1, 2026, 08:34:48
Oh no! It appears that everyone's favorite American, Nick Adams, is actually just a grifter. - complainant September 30, 2026, 23:17:41
cm? - complainant September 30, 2026, 20:28:00
Just profoundly dumb people, part one million - Herman Blume September 30, 2026, 20:02:43
- That's how Trump pronounces it. Unita Shates.* - complainant September 30, 2026, 20:07:22
Riley Gaines lost again - ATL September 30, 2026, 18:26:01
- her discovery of how fcked the healthcare system is has been a fun treat. * - VIV October 1, 2026, 09:39:56
- Found out today that there are Helen Keller truthers - RVA September 30, 2026, 19:35:26
- Hey, at least she only came in second this time. - KingTalkyTiki September 30, 2026, 19:00:12
  - Women coming first is super woke. - complainant September 30, 2026, 19:06:10
Autowarcom - MC September 30, 2026, 17:23:08
- It's the most logical response to news of a months long Pentagon hacking - complainant September 30, 2026, 18:10:59
  - Was it Jared?* - ATL September 30, 2026, 18:16:11
    - I think so. They fired all the cybersecurity professionals, as I recall.* - complainant September 30, 2026, 18:26:43
- With all this warfighting ability coming, now we just need to find more enemies - Stu September 30, 2026, 17:25:59
  - This sector of manufacturing is legitimately WAY up under Trump.* - complainant September 30, 2026, 17:41:12
Timmer wants you to know that South Park is about data centers tonight - Stu September 30, 2026, 17:17:56
- South Park? - timmer September 30, 2026, 17:30:44
Trump: This new pipeline and LNG terminal are going bring prices down. When will it be done? - ATL September 30, 2026, 16:01:17
- China can do it in five weeks - timmer September 30, 2026, 17:31:57
- now now. the oil and gas guy said three years. Then Trump fell asleep again* - assassin September 30, 2026, 16:03:07
  - Oil and gas guy said 3 years for the pipeline but the terminal was 2 more years I think* - ATL September 30, 2026, 16:04:06
    - ope* - assassin September 30, 2026, 16:07:38
With apologies to smush, only the best and brightest! - ATL September 30, 2026, 14:51:28
- Hegseth reminds me of Jan Michael Vincent. - complainant September 30, 2026, 18:01:32
  - Timely, as Prime is once again streaming Airwolf.* - Tortillini September 30, 2026, 19:29:13
    - lol second time I’ve seen you talking about Airwolf on Prime this week * - Jackie October 1, 2026, 08:14:54
      - It's important to me.* - Tortillini October 1, 2026, 09:53:17
  - This JANuary, it's time to Michael down your Vincents* - assassin September 30, 2026, 18:20:33
- Dots - DT September 30, 2026, 16:59:17
- Liberty? Lol* - Mrap24 September 30, 2026, 16:33:03
- I would so love to know if he actually believes he's anything but the worst - Sammich September 30, 2026, 15:36:23
  - I doubt that he’s introspective in any way* - Herman Blume September 30, 2026, 16:13:56
  - I don't think he cares what anyone else thinks beyond the sycophants.* - Warrin'_Illini September 30, 2026, 15:42:29
- Pete doublin down on theocracy - assassin September 30, 2026, 15:28:29
  - not what extol means, Pete* - Sammich September 30, 2026, 15:33:25
    - ooo - ATL September 30, 2026, 15:36:08
- MSU? Pete must have seen Kamario sling the rock. - EffinIllini September 30, 2026, 15:17:50
  - Only Tuskegee (48%) and Hillsdale (20%) have admissions rates below 50% - ATL September 30, 2026, 15:24:14
- Tuskegee?! We're letting the blacks into Warriorhood?* - Sammich September 30, 2026, 15:09:44
  - HBCUs have historically had very strong ROTC programs. Known a lot of guys from there - illiniranger September 30, 2026, 16:05:01
    - I believe this was a Hegseth comment, not an Army comment. - DT September 30, 2026, 16:53:06
  - They're fine in the infantry. But not in the leadership* - IlliniRunner September 30, 2026, 15:28:59
    - Wait till you see who all the leaders of the Army and USMC are * - illiniranger September 30, 2026, 15:59:36
Man who regularly wears makeup and lost a war to Iran talks about his new hiring policy - ATL September 30, 2026, 14:18:54
- What an absolute fuck of a human being* - PapaDels September 30, 2026, 15:37:31
- Like we didn't all see the videos of him trying to work out. Get back to your desk, tough guy. * - doubledown September 30, 2026, 15:11:42
- Do not taunt Super Happy Fun Department of War* - timmer September 30, 2026, 15:02:33
- No whammies, no slammies, no shandies, no bambis.* - KingTalkyTiki September 30, 2026, 14:44:45
  - no sportos, no motorheads, no geeks, no sluts, no bloods, no wastoids, no dweebies, no dickheads - IlliniSax05 September 30, 2026, 14:49:58
    - No one likes him. He's not a righteous dude* - DanSaint September 30, 2026, 14:52:35
- These people are so goddamn stupid - RVA September 30, 2026, 14:37:55
Mike Tomlin’s YouTube series on his Minecraft city starts tonight!* - gvibes September 30, 2026, 14:14:19
- I don't give a tihs about Minecraft but I'm actually interested in seeing this* - ATL September 30, 2026, 14:16:21
The Schmitt memes might need a thread of their own. They just keep coming. - complainant September 30, 2026, 12:43:31
- Staffer identified - complainant September 30, 2026, 18:48:50
- ooo - ATL September 30, 2026, 16:12:40
- Re: The Schmitt memes might need a thread of their own. They just keep coming. - Herman Blume September 30, 2026, 16:11:18
- Eric Schmitts the bed - ATL September 30, 2026, 13:39:17
- If this goober was a democrat, his career would be over. * - doubledown September 30, 2026, 12:49:45
  - i'm old enough to remember when Howard Dean yelled funny and it ended his career* - VIV September 30, 2026, 13:22:26
Danes made a video to mock Trump on the Greenland deal - complainant September 30, 2026, 11:19:15
- 10/10, no notes* - PapaDels September 30, 2026, 15:40:03
- From the same thread. This one made me "laugh out loud." - complainant September 30, 2026, 14:09:17
- LMFCO * - Jackie September 30, 2026, 12:44:54
- I give Trump credit for that. We, as a nation, have never been more mockable* - KingTalkyTiki September 30, 2026, 12:00:19
  - Teddy Roosevelt had a pretty good run.* - complainant September 30, 2026, 12:41:01
Drunk or just stupid? - ATL September 30, 2026, 10:47:44
- Brain momentarily remembered that the truth is the opposite of what he was saying, - doubledown September 30, 2026, 10:52:25
  - Jesus Fucking Christ this guy was a U.S. Senator and is now a Cabinet member - ATL September 30, 2026, 10:53:32
    - Maybe having a college degree actually matters* - Sounder September 30, 2026, 10:55:31
      - Sure but there are also plenty of non-morons without college degrees - ATL September 30, 2026, 10:59:34
What's going on with Trump's legs here? - ATL September 30, 2026, 10:44:59
- his center of gravity keeps getting higher - Sammich September 30, 2026, 11:01:25
Ken Paxton learning that everything Trump touches dies - ATL September 30, 2026, 10:30:23
- Is a Democrat actually going to win Texas?* - Sounder September 30, 2026, 10:38:16
  - i'll believe it when i see it. it's still texas* - VIV September 30, 2026, 11:25:04
    - I'm Choosin' Texas* - Sounder September 30, 2026, 11:37:43
      - ok* - VIV September 30, 2026, 11:45:11
        
        I can tell* - Sounder September 30, 2026, 11:45:41
  - expect the best, prepare for the worst* - Sammich September 30, 2026, 10:42:09
    - O'Rourke lost by 216,000 votes (2.6%) in 2018 - Sounder September 30, 2026, 10:48:28
Where is Melania from again? - doubledown September 30, 2026, 07:49:43
- there’s always a grift. * - VIV September 30, 2026, 08:03:14
Things no Israeli ever thought he’d say - ATL September 30, 2026, 05:19:50
- I hate it when I’m on a flight and the pilots get into a bloody fistfight in the cockpit* - Herman Blume September 30, 2026, 07:49:34
  - Do you like movies about gladiators?* - DT September 30, 2026, 08:33:36
    - Oh...Scraps is a boy dog.* - ATL September 30, 2026, 10:14:27
I still can’t believe that all the republicans who reviewed Schmitt’s line of attack - ATL September 29, 2026, 18:07:19
- another funny bit- the texts said Smith was in Sec 109, row 1. there is no Sec 109, row 1 in ATL - VIV September 30, 2026, 11:18:53
- oOo - KingTalkyTiki September 30, 2026, 10:45:17
- I still don't really understand what conspiracy he was supposed to be unconvering* - gvibes September 30, 2026, 00:25:40
  - Yelling "conspiracy!" is more important than there being a conspiracy * - ghost_of_clt September 30, 2026, 08:22:58
  - Collaboration with Fani Willis. Why that would be bad? Maybe to a republican audience he shouldn’t - ATL September 30, 2026, 04:49:55
- Is there an article that has the smoking gun texts? - DT September 29, 2026, 19:04:00
  - Fani Willis is the Fulton County DA that was putting a case together against… - shua September 29, 2026, 19:52:34
    - Right* - gvibes September 30, 2026, 00:31:53
  - References a game and a seat number. People found him in the Iowa telecast* - gvibes September 29, 2026, 19:41:50
    - Just profoundly dumb people up and down the party* - Herman Blume September 29, 2026, 21:35:22
      - Ooo. - ATL September 30, 2026, 04:54:57
    - oOo - KingTalkyTiki September 29, 2026, 19:59:57
      - Re: oOo - Herman Blume September 29, 2026, 21:43:16
        
        ooo - ATL September 30, 2026, 04:53:06
        
        oh shit, i just realized this was not a duplicate share* - torinese September 30, 2026, 09:49:56
        
        Ha!* - Herman Blume September 30, 2026, 07:51:09
        
        That is fabulous.* - DT September 30, 2026, 05:33:52
- He still went on the Charlie Kirk show after and they complimented him on his big gotcha moment. - IlliniRunner September 29, 2026, 18:57:07
- I love that a lot of commentary is using a favorite word of mine: Beclowning.* - SurfTheBoneyard September 29, 2026, 18:23:13
- You’re assuming they have even the slightest regard for truth* - Herman Blume September 29, 2026, 18:12:32
  - Or rudimentary critical thinking skills * - Jackie September 29, 2026, 19:26:15
  - I love that this was timed to coincide with an Axios story floating Schmitt as a potential Veep for - ATL September 29, 2026, 18:29:43
i hate how fucking stupid these people are. SUPER INTELLIGENCE - assassin September 29, 2026, 13:47:23
- They misspelled "United States" - ECEIllinois September 29, 2026, 21:25:14
- Laser focused on real issues real americans care about* - Sounder September 29, 2026, 16:01:24
  - Press F to thank the Representative for helping pass a resolution condemning socialism - RVA September 29, 2026, 17:59:20
- how long until he realizes that SI spells a SPANISH WORD and changes it again?* - Gene Parmesan September 29, 2026, 15:56:02
  - Worst. Swimsuit issue. Ever.* - DT September 29, 2026, 17:47:06
    - Grok just skips the swimsuits altogether (or so I’m told)* - DocWalk20 September 29, 2026, 18:01:18
  - AmerIntelligence* - Sammich September 29, 2026, 16:05:39
- Trump for self-policing of AI. Boy, what could possibly go wrong?* - UofIL6 September 29, 2026, 15:24:02
  - He's for AI companies continuing to spend money to mask that we're balls deep in a recession - doubledown September 29, 2026, 15:25:44
    - and in return, the solar panels that will cover every inch of what's left of the USA - Sammich September 29, 2026, 15:27:10
      - But made in China * - larue33 September 29, 2026, 15:54:28
        
        naturally* - Sammich September 29, 2026, 16:04:58
- No one has had the backbone to explain what asylum means to him, or that everyone says groceries… - OB25 September 29, 2026, 14:37:31
  - a-ford-a-billa-teeeeeeeee* - VIV September 29, 2026, 15:21:33
    - milk man, the paper boy, evening TV* - Gene Parmesan September 29, 2026, 16:06:24
- What document? He has no control over what companies or individuals use to characterize - voiceofreason September 29, 2026, 14:32:26
  - I'm sure it's in governmental documentation, right? - KingTalkyTiki September 29, 2026, 14:35:07
    - That's what the bill should be called. The "fix shit dummy broke that didn't need fixin'" bill.* - Phytynlini September 29, 2026, 16:06:09
      - FSDBTDNF just rolls off the tongue. Otherwise I like it though.* - DocWalk20 September 29, 2026, 18:02:47
    - You might think that, but he took vengeance against organizations that didn't follow his Gulf EO* - Stu September 29, 2026, 14:57:28
- it's not artificial?* - VIV September 29, 2026, 14:03:07
  - It's not even really intelligence.* - Stu September 29, 2026, 14:18:03
    - Many machine learning systems exhibit the properties of what experts refer to as intelligence, - doubledown September 29, 2026, 14:59:52
      - I know that you are really into gotchas, but if you ask AI if it is intelligent, it says no. So...* - Stu September 29, 2026, 15:13:32
        
        I just asked Opus 5.5. - doubledown September 29, 2026, 15:19:31
        
        I think one part of that is clearly wrong. - larue33 September 29, 2026, 15:57:54
    - If I could read the entire contents of the Internet in 20 milliseconds, I think I would probably be - complainant September 29, 2026, 14:33:59
  - he thinks people call it "artificial" because they don't believe it "works" - Sammich September 29, 2026, 14:04:36
- ooo - ATL September 29, 2026, 14:01:52
- of course they'd have a problem with the apt word, and not the other one* - Sammich September 29, 2026, 13:58:21
  - and it appears that his problem is his own misunderstanding of the word - Sammich September 29, 2026, 14:01:44
    - The attempt to rename it to "super intelligence" is dumb. But his lizard brain reaction - IlliniRunner September 29, 2026, 15:13:38
    - MAIHA* - ATL September 29, 2026, 14:15:22
- and in a weird coincidence, one of Trump's kids has trademarked "Super Intelligence"* - shua September 29, 2026, 13:56:32
  - I hate that I don't know whether this is a joke. * - doubledown September 29, 2026, 13:58:44
- For being supposedly powerful people, they all turn into sheep around the mob boss* - UofIL6 September 29, 2026, 13:55:13
- On every measurable dimension, he's the stupidest man alive. * - doubledown September 29, 2026, 13:53:36
Sen Eric Schmitt (R) is not a ball knower. Amy Klobuchar (D) is a ball knower. - ATL September 29, 2026, 10:49:13
- I don't know how he does it, but this is perfect - ECEIllinois September 29, 2026, 15:53:50
  - my guess is either crowdsourcing or SI* - Sammich September 29, 2026, 16:06:43
- I went to that Terps game. Absolute pandemonium. - memyselfandillini September 29, 2026, 14:58:02
- the "protect women's sports" party never considered he might go to a women's b-ball game - ECEIllinois September 29, 2026, 14:48:03
  - Doubling down on an easily disprovable lie.... - KingTalkyTiki September 29, 2026, 15:17:02
  - in a functioning society, somebody from a major news outlet would ask him about this daily - Sammich September 29, 2026, 15:09:00
- He should be forced to resign immediately* - Mrap24 September 29, 2026, 14:45:07
- Katie Britt doing a literal... - KingTalkyTiki September 29, 2026, 14:43:21
  - biclops - complainant September 29, 2026, 18:27:15
    - Cf. - complainant September 29, 2026, 18:37:23
      - It's going to be a while before the Internet is finished with Katie Britt on this one. - complainant September 29, 2026, 21:04:46
        
        And again ... - complainant September 29, 2026, 22:49:39
        
        LOL - KingTalkyTiki September 30, 2026, 00:18:30
- The way they flashed up the poster board and then tried to hide it - IlliniRunner September 29, 2026, 13:37:55
  - loved how Klobuchar called him out on that as a former prosecutor* - ECEIllinois September 29, 2026, 14:54:50
    - The "here in Minnesota we have the gophers" dig was *chef's kiss* * - Blazer September 30, 2026, 17:53:57
  - ooo - RVA September 29, 2026, 14:04:51
  - I love that Sen. Leghorn (R-La.) then basically grabbed it from the aide and held it up.* - KingTalkyTiki September 29, 2026, 13:57:51
    - Kennedy is a shitbag, but I think he has at least a molecule of integrity - IlliniRunner September 29, 2026, 14:14:55
    - Worked for Thelma and Louise.* - doubledown September 29, 2026, 13:59:47
  - "let's just agree that you were in Atlanta on that date and move on"... - shua September 29, 2026, 13:55:35
- Even a Missourian would know the difference between a Hawk and a Hawkeye. - doubledown September 29, 2026, 12:50:38
  - Hey I went to Truman State (then known as NE Mo State) for a year - Jersey September 29, 2026, 16:54:14
  - I'd expect nothing more from a DeSmet graduate. * - IlliniRunner September 29, 2026, 13:40:28
    - Looking at his Wikipedia page, I'm not sure today's entry makes his top 5 clown shows. - complainant September 29, 2026, 13:53:04
      - that's how he was able to barrel through today's clowning - Sammich September 29, 2026, 13:59:01
- This might be the perfect encapsulation of the current Republican party - reggiedunlop September 29, 2026, 12:16:49
  - the official right wing memo went out before the gotcha blew up in schmitt's face - VIV September 29, 2026, 13:04:56
    - Only you can make yourself feel shame. Remember that.* - Warrin'_Illini September 29, 2026, 13:26:46
    - I have to it to give them - KingTalkyTiki September 29, 2026, 13:12:23
      - They mask the shame by cheating on their spouses. * - doubledown September 29, 2026, 13:27:09
  - Stick to the lie, even when it's been easily debunked. It's the GOP way.* - KingTalkyTiki September 29, 2026, 12:55:41
  - That particular defamation is *not* covered by the Speech & Debate Clause. - complainant September 29, 2026, 12:20:01
- Grassley having the gavel here is the cherry on top - CanHartlebHireSnider September 29, 2026, 12:01:23
  - Still the GOAT of politician social media - CanHartlebHireSnider September 29, 2026, 12:04:43
- Too bad there aren't any other teams called "Tigers." - complainant September 29, 2026, 11:46:55
- LOL, wow, that was awkward. What a complete idiot* - UofIL6 September 29, 2026, 10:54:54
  - I love how he knows he's cooked and he's shown his ass... - KingTalkyTiki September 29, 2026, 11:35:19
    - This poster board shows definitive proof that you have just perjured yourself - RVA September 29, 2026, 12:09:48
    - [RECLAIMING MY TIME!!!11!!1!!!]* - lcubed September 29, 2026, 11:40:13
      - The gentleman from Missouri may reclaim his time. It might make up for his loss of dignity.* - ATL September 29, 2026, 12:57:34
  - I think we should eliminate the speech and debate clause* - ATL September 29, 2026, 10:55:55
I've been getting a kick out of the Republican election signage in my area - RVA September 29, 2026, 10:21:22
Hegseth confirms that the NSA will allow foreign actors to try to hack election infrastructure. - doubledown September 29, 2026, 10:19:25
Sherrod Brown's media team can read the room and understands the assignment. - ATL September 29, 2026, 10:09:03
I have to admit, I did not see a migrant caravan this time around - Sounder September 29, 2026, 09:45:48
- They’re playing the hits* - Herman Blume September 29, 2026, 10:19:53
  - now we need a Laken Riley mention, though it seems frat boys... - shua September 29, 2026, 11:54:49
    - ooo - ATL September 29, 2026, 13:15:48
- This administration has been living in a perpetual state of consequence-free hypocrisy - Sammich September 29, 2026, 10:06:47
- The campaign logic here is super simple though - ISeeDeadHawkeyes September 29, 2026, 10:04:26
- It's migrant caravan and men in women's sports season.* - Warrin'_Illini September 29, 2026, 09:50:32
  - trans migrant communists are coming to mutilate your children. * - VIV September 29, 2026, 09:57:40
    - Of all the dumb shit that MAGA seem to actually believe - Sounder September 29, 2026, 10:03:40
    - while the kids are at school* - lcubed September 29, 2026, 10:03:12
      - and using litter boxes in the classrooms - IlliniSax05 September 29, 2026, 10:10:08
    - and eat your pets* - torinese September 29, 2026, 10:02:54
      - and turn you muslim* - VIV September 29, 2026, 10:23:26
      - I hope there is a special place in Hell for JD for keeping that one going* - Sounder September 29, 2026, 10:04:06
        
        there is a special place in Hell for the people who believed it - Sammich September 29, 2026, 10:08:10
  - Do you know how many trans athletes are in the NCAA? - Sounder September 29, 2026, 09:52:30
The Michigan Muslim is hilarious - gvibes September 29, 2026, 00:27:00
- That's pretty good and great framing* - reggiedunlop September 29, 2026, 11:49:09
US taxpayers will finance an Indian company to mill Minnesotan iron ore in Iowa. - complainant September 28, 2026, 19:59:30
- Oh, and Trump fell asleep while announcing it. - complainant September 28, 2026, 21:44:40
  - James Fallows: "it 100% isn't going to happen." - complainant September 29, 2026, 00:12:01
    - in fucking Keokuk or Ft. Madison too - ijustkrushalot September 29, 2026, 09:56:53
      - So will someone from the Army Corps tell him those ships won't fit in the locks?* - illini222 September 30, 2026, 18:41:39
Amazing how they always come in droves around October of an election year* - UofIL6 September 28, 2026, 19:32:47
- the irresistible draw of Real Football. If only we’d lower the Sunday Ticket tarriff* - memyselfandillini September 29, 2026, 06:43:20

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