MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

Message Thread | This response ↓  College football week 7 - OB25 October 16, 2026, 19:01:48 Sounds like Sayin's done for OSU. Who wins the B1G?* - AintHatin 43 minutes ago Indiana* - Poldark 39 minutes ago ooo - Memphian October 19, 2026, 13:03:07 Should be a lock for a sports Emmy for the director in the truck - OB25 October 18, 2026, 13:59:08 Welp, we were that close to getting a completely disinterested Oregon team next week. Oh well. - OB25 October 18, 2026, 01:43:44 Maybe we get a collapsing Nebraska the week after - assassin October 18, 2026, 01:46:20 LOL come on ref * - assassin October 18, 2026, 01:37:02 I’m also in disbelief listening to the announcers acting like there’s 10 seconds on the clock - OB25 October 18, 2026, 01:40:29 Yeah with 36 seconds “they probably only have time for two plays!”* - assassin October 18, 2026, 01:41:34 Brando also just said the best Nebraska can do is tie the game after the 2 pt conversion - CanHartlebHireSnider October 18, 2026, 01:43:28 How is it a blind side block if the QB is looking right at the guy?* - IlliniRunner October 18, 2026, 00:39:05 I don’t care who the QB is, it’s shocking how bad the Oregon offense looks - OB25 October 17, 2026, 23:10:49 Oh no Evraska punter. That’s probably the only way Oregon scores a TD* - OB25 October 18, 2026, 00:11:16 Still didn’t come close. I know he was a trainwreck last week, but Raiola has to be better than this - OB25 October 18, 2026, 00:13:53 there's no chance that Nebraska guy touched the ground with his feet* - assassin October 17, 2026, 23:44:43 They weren’t great with Moore, either* - bjl63 October 17, 2026, 23:23:10 What a day of college football. Big time drama in Provo* - OB25 October 17, 2026, 22:13:45 ND should have had a second left. That ball hit the ground with the clock at 01* - assassin October 17, 2026, 22:33:35 It’s 2026 which means there is surely some other clock we’ve literally never been told about before* - OB25 October 17, 2026, 22:37:46 ooo - biclops October 17, 2026, 22:25:54 Pretty well solidified that the playoff will be wide open. - OB25 October 17, 2026, 22:29:11 Pretty funny for this day of gsmes right on the heels of the wildly unpopular 24 team CFP deal - OB25 October 17, 2026, 22:23:15 What a great week to be on bye, glad I could just enjoy the whole day* - RVA October 17, 2026, 22:26:02 Yep.* - EffinIllini October 19, 2026, 16:46:56 That sure looked like blatant PI in real time* - OB25 October 17, 2026, 22:19:59 It certainly was and I don’t care. Fuck off, Notre Dame.* - voiceofreason October 17, 2026, 22:21:13 That's a flag on almost any other play (i'll take it)* - UofIL6 October 17, 2026, 22:21:02 And even more so on replay. Wow* - OB25 October 17, 2026, 22:20:43 I think fsu got fucked over twice* - John Coctostan October 17, 2026, 21:58:48 What a terrible half by BYU. Fumble, interception, turnover on downs* - UofIL6 October 17, 2026, 21:45:34 what a putrid set of downs by miami after the 2 minute warning.* - Ari Gold October 17, 2026, 21:30:57 Fake punt from the 28 up by 8? WTF* - BradUnderwoodforprez October 17, 2026, 21:17:17 What is BYU doing?* - UIHuskie October 17, 2026, 21:16:48 UCLA is going to kick our ass* - illini21 October 17, 2026, 21:11:36 I’m starting to think Marcus Freeman might be overrated* - LovetheChief October 17, 2026, 20:59:05 You spelled Notre Dame wrong. Every damn year.* - voiceofreason October 17, 2026, 22:21:55 Just join a conference already. Always play the easy schedule and lose the 2 tough games on it* - UofIL6 October 17, 2026, 21:03:39 he fumbled the spike??* - assassin October 17, 2026, 20:19:47 Haven’t seen that before. I thought live he was pulling a fake spike and changed his mind. Wild* - BradUnderwoodforprez October 17, 2026, 20:20:55 Notre Dame Dlineman with the dumbest, deserved targeting penalty I’ve ever seen.* - voiceofreason October 17, 2026, 18:51:47 SEC CHAOS* - Carl Spackler October 17, 2026, 17:59:20 Didn’t know cigars at Tennessee was a thing - BradUnderwoodforprez October 17, 2026, 18:16:00 tradition when they beat Alabama * - Poldark October 17, 2026, 18:47:51 Also...ya'll are the #14 team in the country. Why are you rushing the field? - IlliniSax05 October 17, 2026, 18:18:45 You realize it’s a huge rivalry, right?* - bjl63 October 17, 2026, 21:03:32 Losing to a mid Big Ten team in the Music City will adjust perspectives. - tvillini October 17, 2026, 18:53:34 ooo - IlliniSax05 October 17, 2026, 19:20:37 Bama got trucksticked* - assassin October 17, 2026, 17:59:48 fuck Mizzou* - assassin October 17, 2026, 17:47:31 This true freshmen WR at Oregon State is going to get a BAG from someone - illini21 October 17, 2026, 17:38:50 Georgia is struggling at home w Auburn * - assassin October 17, 2026, 16:47:27 TIL Auburn has a player named Chas Nimrod - IlliniSax05 October 17, 2026, 16:48:15 Michigan Penn State is ass. * - assassin October 17, 2026, 15:43:38 Underwood is absolutely terrible* - UIHuskie October 17, 2026, 16:27:47 Indeed* - Herman Blume October 17, 2026, 16:03:59 Sayin out several weeks per Day* - illini21 October 17, 2026, 15:28:39 I think the most he can be out is one day per day.* - Sammich October 17, 2026, 17:59:56 With CFP, feel like this is the code word for “season”. - Carl Spackler October 17, 2026, 15:46:14 That’s gotta be it for Lox* - biclops October 17, 2026, 15:02:18 I know his buyout is small, but isn’t Maryland broke?* - opossum jenkins October 17, 2026, 15:46:28 Schiano not at all excited for the win. - assassin October 17, 2026, 15:04:35 oh no! Maryland also out of bounds in the endzone on fourth down!* - assassin October 17, 2026, 15:00:18 How was marsh that wide open?* - ATL October 17, 2026, 14:52:21 IU should still make the playoff. tOSU better hope Sayin is ok. * - Orangeillini October 17, 2026, 14:50:31 Sayin isn’t all that good but the backup looked awful* - bjl63 October 17, 2026, 15:22:44 Defense stepped up and let them step out of bounds. Great d call there.....good gravy* - illini222 October 17, 2026, 14:50:05 LOL... can't wait until my IU grad neighbors get home from the game.* - Wotcher October 17, 2026, 14:49:29 What a crazy way to end* - Orangeillini October 17, 2026, 14:49:04 Trifecta there - terrible coverage, terrible throw, terrible awareness* - John Coctostan October 17, 2026, 14:48:44 Marsh obvo has money on OSU? - LovetheChief October 17, 2026, 14:48:37 Holy chit* - OWWDig October 17, 2026, 14:48:14 LOL @ IU.* - Toonces October 17, 2026, 14:48:13 Hahahaha Yessssssss* - illini21 October 17, 2026, 14:47:44 Ok THERE’s the remote spike * - assassin October 17, 2026, 14:47:43 Wow* - Herman Blume October 17, 2026, 14:47:37 LOLOLOL LOLOL * - jdl October 17, 2026, 14:47:24 ooooooooooooofffffff* - IlliniRunner October 17, 2026, 14:47:11 .dot. - Waka October 17, 2026, 14:48:57 lol* - IlliniRunner October 17, 2026, 14:49:58 Please for the love of god stop them* - illini21 October 17, 2026, 14:46:16 OSU might want to think about covering Becker* - Herman Blume October 17, 2026, 14:45:08 Fuck off, periera. Just cuz the top of the dudes helmet hits the bottom of the facemask - IlliniSax05 October 17, 2026, 14:45:05 They even went in for a targeting review. LOL* - IlliniRunner October 17, 2026, 14:40:43 Complete ass call in every way. Big ten refs are just awful at their jobs - IlliniSax05 October 17, 2026, 14:40:13 When did they get THIS bad?? Never great, but as bad as they've been this year? It's been WNBA bad.* - Wotcher October 17, 2026, 14:42:02 Awful call. Ridiculous * - OWWDig October 17, 2026, 14:40:08 That’s an embarrassing flag* - Mrap24 October 17, 2026, 14:39:59 That wasn’t roughing. * - ATL October 17, 2026, 14:39:53 And to add targeting. Wrong twice.* - LovetheChief October 17, 2026, 14:40:41 I ain’t upset about it. (nm) - Waka October 17, 2026, 14:41:59 What a horseshit call* - illini21 October 17, 2026, 14:39:53 Ohio State can't find a better backup qb than a tiny 3* true freshman?* - RVA October 17, 2026, 14:38:11 This back up qb looks like he’s never played football before. Holy cow* - Mrap24 October 17, 2026, 14:36:32 How was he that open?* - ATL October 17, 2026, 14:47:43 Cynically speaking that late hit may have been a good thing for IU - ATL October 17, 2026, 14:34:36 Hit the DB in the numbers * - ATL October 17, 2026, 14:30:04 Yakkity Sax * - jdl October 17, 2026, 14:29:57 Sack Sark* - Poldark October 17, 2026, 14:26:42 Sayin's right arm/shoulder is toast* - assassin October 17, 2026, 14:24:16 Just Sayin * - jdl October 17, 2026, 14:28:52 That’s a ‘throw the remote’ moment if you’re an Indiana fan* - OB25 October 17, 2026, 14:24:04 After two years of never doing a single one of those its about time* - RVA October 17, 2026, 14:24:40 Stupid play by IU* - ATL October 17, 2026, 14:23:44 Unreal.* - OWWDig October 17, 2026, 14:23:59 LOL IU * - jdl October 17, 2026, 14:23:34 Sayin and Manning have zero pocket presence. Robot QB’s that aren’t used to it not being easy* - OB25 October 17, 2026, 14:22:46 Holy crap Sayin * - jdl October 17, 2026, 14:21:16 Oops, gotta make it a 24 team playoff this year so Arch gets in* - RVA October 17, 2026, 14:21:06 I love messing with Texas * - ATL October 17, 2026, 14:20:01 Horns down. (nm) - Waka October 17, 2026, 14:40:43 NW literally just hands the win to MSU, who says, "No, no... you take it. We insist!" - Wotcher October 17, 2026, 14:19:35 oh Sparty no* - assassin October 17, 2026, 14:12:10 Quite the buffoonery in the last 2 minutes* - Mrap24 October 17, 2026, 14:19:41 At least we know NW is very beatable.* - OB25 October 17, 2026, 14:18:34 quite the back to back losses for Fitzee* - assassin October 17, 2026, 14:17:28 Hahahaha.... damn. MSU fans are gonna just stop coming to the games.* - Wotcher October 17, 2026, 14:17:26 Arch honestly reminds me of watching Mitch Trubisky* - OB25 October 17, 2026, 14:03:30 I can’t see how anyone drafts him in the first round. I like him but he’s not good* - Mrap24 October 17, 2026, 14:20:16 Ha then makes a potentially game saving amazing play* - OB25 October 17, 2026, 14:05:03 time to make up for last week* - assassin October 17, 2026, 14:11:03 And then coughs up the ball on the next drive.* - Ron McDon October 17, 2026, 14:14:13 that's our Arch* - assassin October 17, 2026, 14:19:49 It was generational though* - Ron McDon October 17, 2026, 14:22:42 Should have been a hold on the RT otherwise that was a sack* - illini222 October 17, 2026, 14:05:00 Don’t love the 2pt play* - Mrap24 October 17, 2026, 14:02:46 Wow. How do you leave Smith that open? * - harb October 17, 2026, 14:02:02 Northwestern with a baffling fake punt* - assassin October 17, 2026, 14:01:41 nice little witching hour going on right now* - assassin October 17, 2026, 13:59:13 LOL Gus...."PURE!.....no he missed it" * - jdl October 17, 2026, 13:52:03 He sucks. Always has. (nm) - Waka October 17, 2026, 13:58:14 Smith just stands there and catches the ball "he RIPS IT OUT OF THE AIR!" - IlliniSax05 October 17, 2026, 14:01:58 Army 2 passing yards 7 rushing touchdowns* - Poldark October 17, 2026, 13:48:21 Steve Sarkasian really needs this final quarter against Florida to go his way. - OB25 October 17, 2026, 13:40:18 that's not gonna help. Florida gonna get a chance to end it* - assassin October 17, 2026, 13:51:04 Mississippi State proving again they're not ready for prime time* - assassin October 17, 2026, 13:37:43 TBF their starting quarterback is out* - Poldark October 17, 2026, 13:49:02 is the Fox broadcast constantly melting for anyone else?* - assassin October 17, 2026, 13:28:05 Not getting HDR on Fox One app * - jdl October 17, 2026, 13:48:20 The sound is garbage * - bjl63 October 17, 2026, 13:44:23 Ryan Day is so bad at this* - illini222 October 17, 2026, 12:53:57 Not having Smith on the field is malpractice * - AintHatin October 17, 2026, 12:53:52 Man, OSU just keeps trying to run into a brick wall - IlliniSax05 October 17, 2026, 12:52:29 This game has been gross but it should be noted that if Georgia/Bama played this game… - OB25 October 17, 2026, 12:28:12 DOINK * - jdl October 17, 2026, 12:27:30 Didn’t he basically tackle him before the ball got there without even turning around? - meanjeans October 17, 2026, 12:14:57 Refs haven’t thrown a PI flag on a player defending Jeremiah Smith since 2024* - OB25 October 17, 2026, 12:22:08 Yep. That was an easy PI that wasn’t called on Indiana. * - harb October 17, 2026, 12:19:57 Heh, I had the same thought. Underthrown or not, WTF? (nm) - Waka October 17, 2026, 12:17:09 I mean he has him fully wrapped up (ooo) - meanjeans October 17, 2026, 12:21:37 Yep, not even close. (nm) - Waka October 17, 2026, 12:23:31 Hoover and Sayin both really hurting their teams early today* - OB25 October 17, 2026, 11:50:06 Sayin kinda sucks. Just sayin’ - General Engineer October 17, 2026, 12:16:45 Man, just brutal QB play from both has continued* - OB25 October 17, 2026, 12:04:10 Weird ass year * - biclops October 16, 2026, 22:46:30 We lost to this team* - illini21 October 16, 2026, 22:05:29 I thought there was a chance that Purdue was sneaky kind of decent - illini21 October 16, 2026, 21:30:25 Favored at home and +4 on turnovers, still somehow on their way to losing. * - larue33 October 16, 2026, 21:49:09 This is also UW’s backup QB* - assassin October 16, 2026, 21:52:35 And also almost out of running backs. * - larue33 October 16, 2026, 22:07:28 UWash may just be a worse tackling team than we are* - UofIL6 October 16, 2026, 21:17:16 Udub commits a massive special teams blunder - assassin October 16, 2026, 20:31:55 300 yards of offense and 3 turnovers in the half. - larue33 October 16, 2026, 20:43:26 Purdue needs to lose just for these jerseys alone* - assassin October 16, 2026, 20:54:15 « Index | View all »