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I can just hear him now

Posted by Sounder

on October 27, 2026, 12:43:59, in reply to "More importantly, does he think it’s an actual factory?*"

Not many people know this, but the Cheesecake Factory isn't an actual factory. So we're changing the name to Cheesecake America.

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More specifically, do you think Trump had ever heard of Cheesecake Factory prior to Saturday?

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Week of 10/26 Current Events Thread - ATL Yesterday, 05:42:56

he loves the meat - assassin 2 hours ago
- I fucking hate this timeline* - PapaDels 28 minutes ago
  - I don't know how historians will be able to fully capture the absurdity. * - Sounder 26 minutes ago
    - Seriously. He is the PRESIDENT of the United States. If you’re not embarrassed fuck you* - PapaDels 19 minutes ago
- and he sho' like the bone* - Sammich 1 hour ago
  - Sadly Septuagenarians are the problem * - PapaDels 15 minutes ago
- It’s becoming more and more apparent that he does. - DT 1 hour ago
  - I think it's just another turd to throw at the wall to distract from everything else. - Warrin'_Illini 1 hour ago
Nevermind. I have no idea how to read Kalshi on this.* - Carl Spackler 4 hours ago
Ballon d'Or results not a good sign for American women's soccer - Potomac 6 hours ago
- Mbappe apologizes for accurately calling Mao a dictator * - Potomac 4 hours ago
  - I believe the official party line is that he was only 30% a dictator - DT 4 hours ago
  - the truth is only a defense in a court of law - Sammich 4 hours ago
  - But he is a swinging dancer - timmer 4 hours ago
    - Well known for his grand jete.* - DT 4 hours ago
- US youth soccer setup continues to suck* - CoronaTheirAss 5 hours ago
Is there any chance that Trump has actually been to a Cheesecake Factory - Sounder Today, 12:36:28
- More importantly, does he think it’s an actual factory?* - timmer Today, 12:39:15
  - I can just hear him now - Sounder 7 hours ago
  - More importantly why is this getting more coverage than the 10,000 insane things Trump says daily?* - biclops 7 hours ago
    - Because Democrats are held to a standard. - KingTalkyTiki 7 hours ago
      - Vivek is finding out the FAFO way - Sounder 7 hours ago
        
        I saw something on twitter that indicated he was going after the "abusive parent (or grandparent)" - Warrin'_Illini 6 hours ago
        
        When Hillary called them a "basket of deplorables," he wasn't mad because she was wrong, - doubledown 6 hours ago
        
        She said half, and she was correct. - TarheelIllini 2 hours ago
      - I’d think they’d be more upset at the swipe against Saddam - DT 7 hours ago
        
        It's a good thing that Obama killed Bin Laden - Sounder 7 hours ago
    - They have no ideas, and the economy is terrible, so they are talking about men's asses - Sounder 7 hours ago
      - Beefcake Factory* - PapaDels 6 hours ago
    - They made Obama wearing a tan suit into a huge controversy.* - OB25 7 hours ago
      - Obama also played a mean trick on Trump, according to this flawlessly credible generative AI video. - complainant 7 hours ago
Wherefore art thou, Flavio? - complainant Today, 12:18:55
- Fleeing prosecution (on a flight to the United States) - complainant 7 hours ago
While it's true that Trump has a fat ass, I think it would be more appropriate to say - doubledown Today, 11:53:19
- Raygun is always on it. - KingTalkyTiki 6 hours ago
  - I thought this was going to be about the Aussie breakdancing legend.* - Tortillini 6 hours ago
    - same* - VIV 5 hours ago
Fake & Gay! - complainant Yesterday, 21:32:20
- Pretty sure there are members of congress who are gay and have a wife and children* - Quiz Yesterday, 22:13:11
  - ooo - complainant Yesterday, 22:45:50
    - Did Tim ever get married?* - ATL Today, 01:35:37
      - Surprisingly, he actually did* - Sounder Today, 10:39:20
        
        Just look at the photos and you can see it's true love. - doubledown Today, 10:49:26
        
        The next press secretary, ladies and gentlemen * - TarheelIllini Today, 11:17:19
        
        I think it's pretty obvious that the next press secretary is going to be Nicki Minaj * - doubledown Today, 11:19:30
        
        Non-citizens taking jobs from Americans again.... - KingTalkyTiki Today, 11:30:28
        
        She should tour with Kanye* - Sounder Today, 11:36:40
        
        I truly cannot tell if they're being serious about that or not - Sounder Today, 11:22:43
        
        what a fucking world* - VIV Today, 11:21:13
        
        Clearly, this is a simulation, right? Right?* - Sounder Today, 11:23:56
        
        You all ARE the simulation. I'm not even sure why I post here. * - doubledown Today, 11:28:21
      - Since he didn’t get the vp gig, odds are 50/50* - TarheelIllini Today, 05:38:09
Pat McAfee climbs up on the cross, compares himself to Charlie Kirk - VIV Yesterday, 21:01:06
- Knowing him only from the wrestling event I took my kid to…there’s a few more Charlie Kirk… - haighter Today, 10:36:31
- So in addition to having AI write his album, he didn't even bother noting the title it made up?* - RVA Today, 09:56:56
  - This reminds me I forgot to give this a cursory listen* - Sounder Today, 12:38:28
- So even MAGA is mostly scared of white people?* - opey8 Today, 08:50:51
- Once again, lots of feelings from the fuck your feelings crowd* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Today, 08:11:50
  - It was always "fuck YOUR feelings." * - doubledown Today, 08:12:51
- Athletic article inside - Herman Blume Today, 07:36:48
- *makes a career making himself look like a jackass... - IlliniSax05 Today, 07:02:15
- When will this douchebags 15 minutes be up?* - PapaDels Today, 06:51:16
- If he got shot in the neck like CK it would become a meme too. Accurate comparison.* - Toonces Yesterday, 21:13:36
- Yeah this is so insane that I’ve been wondering if he’s doing a bit. But I don’t think he is. - OB25 Yesterday, 21:08:25
  - i know he likes to play up the wrestling kayfabe as a heel but this doesn't feel like that - VIV Today, 08:49:43
    - His whole persona is about being a badass who doesn't care what people think of him. - Warrin'_Illini Today, 08:59:48
      - He’s getting mocked pretty broadly and it’s clearly wearing on him. - CWR10 Today, 10:14:15
        
        GameDay's ratings have never been better - bjl63 Today, 10:31:03
        
        Is that true? I thought everyone was bailing on all the Saturday pregame shows. - Warrin'_Illini Today, 10:34:51
        
        the audience in total is larger than it ever was - Sammich Today, 10:37:09
        
        Is that actually true or is it part of the reworking how they do ratings so everything is up?* - RVA Today, 10:40:33
        
        likely both* - Sammich Today, 10:42:36
        
        Ratings are definitely up. Douchey frat bros love McAfee* - bjl63 Today, 10:35:57
        
        Interesting. Strange that the same douches didn't tune in for the Barstool show as they got canned.* - Warrin'_Illini Today, 10:43:23
        
        Maybe even they realize Barstool shows add nothing to the world? - bjl63 Today, 10:49:58
        
        Whenever McAfee's not on the broadcast, all the other analysts should be asking where's McAfee* - RVA Today, 10:29:41
        
        he should cry into that $60M/yr. paycheck - IlliniSax05 Today, 10:22:56
      - he's apparently blocked anyone on twitter who was critical of him in a semipopular tweet* - VIV Today, 09:06:15
Surprise. RFK Jr. is a racist POS. - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 20:41:58
- Group that invented algebra doesn’t contribute anything to science * - ATL Today, 01:34:15
Microsoft is going to lay off 60,000 employees (1/4 of their workforce). Bet they wish they - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 16:08:49
- They are offering voluntary buyouts to 60k employees knowing about 3% to 5% will take it. - doubledown Yesterday, 16:12:24
  - The 20k of layoffs will happen after they get the takers on the buyouts* - IlliniRunner Yesterday, 16:27:58
  - Not misinformed, just early.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 16:19:48
This is an incredible commercial - Sounder Yesterday, 15:38:33
- Also, that's not his ad* - reggiedunlop Yesterday, 21:18:34
  - Who wants to read David Frum's take? - complainant Today, 01:14:51
    - Nobody.* - Sammich Today, 08:14:54
- I agree with Rachel Bitecofer. - complainant Yesterday, 21:16:07
- heh, got the "for they/them" in there - Sammich Yesterday, 15:51:56
  - Such a stupid thing to add* - CoronaTheirAss Yesterday, 16:49:42
Gotta love Richarlison. - ATL Yesterday, 09:52:56
- I know he has had mental issues… - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 14:02:26
  - I feel like that’s par for the course for a Brazilian no. 9 of any quality - ATL Today, 00:30:22
- You know I don't speak Spanish* - Sammich Yesterday, 10:07:59
check yo brazilian stocks.* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 09:08:31
- I may be a plebe, but why would I care about Brazilian stocks?* - VIV Yesterday, 13:02:53
- Market getting a real waxing.* - DT Yesterday, 09:17:40
  - Just needs a little lift from the rear* - AintHatin Yesterday, 15:05:30
- Soybeans down -. 23 overnight. - Tuscy Yesterday, 09:15:04
  - I'm sure they'll be another government welf...production check* - illini222 Yesterday, 13:58:11
    - They're already talking diesel subsidies. * - Tuscy Yesterday, 14:16:27
  - I guess the Amazon will have to be slashed and burned after the next election now.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 09:39:55
Anthropic files for IPO. Financials are blowing away by Bluesky finance follows. - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 08:20:12
- They’ve raised like 140B and only spent 9? Lol* - gvibes Yesterday, 13:40:45
  - Wait, I think the nine is a burn number from operations. They also have ~130b liquid* - gvibes Yesterday, 13:46:09
    - They also have like $500 billion use it or lose it infrastructure contracts over the next 10 years - doubledown Yesterday, 14:03:50
- Sure, they have to spend $3 for every $1 they earn, but they'll make it up on volume. - doubledown Yesterday, 08:37:51
  - They're at 19% adjusted operating margins now in the most recent quarter. - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 08:57:54
    - I see a lot of criticism about that being a truth that's essentially a lie with this business. - doubledown Yesterday, 09:07:30
      - DD, did you see the arrow on the graph? - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 14:43:26
        
        By the time any reckoning comes around, they'll be so intertwined that they'll be considered too big - doubledown Yesterday, 14:53:49
      - lol.* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 09:10:00
- Does that mean the financials are really good or really bad?* - DT Yesterday, 08:37:00
  - Really good* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 08:54:40
    - Luzl, from the same guy - Tortillini Yesterday, 08:56:54
- I’ll wait for double down and ATL to chime in* - CoronaTheirAss Yesterday, 08:21:22
I'll admit, I didn't have "Trump Train" ending up being dudes Trump wants to bang on my Bingo card. - doubledown Yesterday, 07:04:26
- Attention seeker seeks attention at any means* - CWR10 Yesterday, 08:44:35
- He's throwing everything he's got at the midterms. Just pandering to the gheys now.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 08:30:12
- Google Roy Cohn* - Sounder Yesterday, 07:40:15
  - But not Juan Peron* - PapaDels Yesterday, 07:51:41
    - what is this, the rap section from "Vogue"? - Sammich Yesterday, 08:31:35
  - ooo - doubledown Yesterday, 07:50:26

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