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Is this the week 8 nfl thread? These taunting penalties the nfl is handing out are asinine

Posted by IlliniSax05

on November 1, 2026, 12:32:44, in reply to "Ravens won two Super Bowls with mid QBs"

✏️ Edited by IlliniSax05 on November 1, 2026, 12:33:02

Two penalties against the lions so far today (one for "staning over an opponent" and one for "spinning the ball at an opponent's feet").

Neither are as bad as the one golden got for flexing, but come the fuck on. What are we doing here?

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

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Ravens won two Super Bowls with mid QBs - Sammich November 1, 2026, 12:19:02

That ain’t Lamar Jackson they got playing tonight.* - Toonces 1 hour ago
Carson Wentz starting this week for Minnesota. Kyler is (allegedly) dealing with a hamstring* - OB25 Today, 13:56:25
- Ever since he tore his ACL, Kyler has been wet tissue soft and petrified of contact* - Desert 5 hours ago
- Yeah, right, Kyler. - Sammich Today, 14:11:56
Arizona sending Brissett to Ravens* - assassin Yesterday, 13:44:10
- That’s an own goal for the Ravens. Just tank the season to land a high pick. - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 17:58:11
  - I’m guessing they hope he floats them enough to get 7 seed contention - MC Today, 10:41:00
    - Totally forgot that they were basically going to auto-L this week. - Carl Spackler 2 hours ago
  - Agree 100% - DT Yesterday, 19:46:15
    - I would like to thank the Baltimore organization for saving us from ourselves* - uofi1998 Today, 08:34:14
- Addressing their gaping "mid qb" deficiency. Super Bowl incoming.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 17:14:50
  - Lol* - DT Yesterday, 19:46:27
Statement from Jack Campbell - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 13:01:54
Tyler Huntley also out for the year - Sammich Yesterday, 10:50:17
Buffalo released gardner-johnson* - bucktownillini November 3, 2026, 16:22:11
Jeremiyah Love out 4-5 weeks with an ankle sprain* - Carl Spackler November 3, 2026, 13:06:40
- Never pick a RB top 10* - Mrap24 November 3, 2026, 16:33:23
We have two extra’s. Maybe a trade* - TarheelIllini November 2, 2026, 11:15:39
no update on Jack Campbell is a little scary. Think there's going to be some pretty bad news coming* - illini21 November 2, 2026, 10:57:27
- Kind of an update - illini21 November 2, 2026, 15:13:40
  - The lack of info on him being alert and having movement is worrying me - CanHartlebHireSnider November 2, 2026, 15:24:56
- Was think the same. They always tell us about movement and 24 hours later - bjl63 November 2, 2026, 11:26:17
Annoying recent development: about every stadium, college or pro has an obnoxious PA - bjl63 November 1, 2026, 21:31:52
this washington team is so poorly coached* - VIV November 1, 2026, 19:54:59
- At least the slurpage over Daniels has waned* - bjl63 November 2, 2026, 11:27:04
- And somehow Philly is worse. * - VIV November 1, 2026, 22:13:34
clock's run out, time's up. over - VIV November 1, 2026, 19:42:16
what’s the deal with all of the missed licks in the nfl?* - Ari Gold November 1, 2026, 19:35:52
- Guess they forgot how to lick things. * - harb November 1, 2026, 19:37:34
- not enough tootsie pops* - VIV November 1, 2026, 19:37:13
  - Hah. Good one. * - harb November 1, 2026, 19:37:48
Lamar heading to IR. Out for the year. Florio says they’ve already asked the Bears about Bagent* - AintHatin November 1, 2026, 19:01:41
- Not sure why the Ravens would trade anything for a better backup QB - DT November 2, 2026, 11:07:20
  - Getting bagent is a tanking effort* - Taz November 2, 2026, 11:40:57
- If they can get anything for bagent, take it immediately* - Mrap24 November 1, 2026, 20:37:10
- That’s not what he said. He said “don’t be surprised” because of the Doyle connection. - voiceofreason November 1, 2026, 20:06:45
- take whatever you can get.* - Ari Gold November 1, 2026, 19:14:10
  - Third rounder* - opossum jenkins November 1, 2026, 19:15:54
    - That would have been a great get even before he showed (again) that he has a weak arm - IlliniSax05 November 1, 2026, 19:40:26
      - Replaces the 4th given up for Simmons. Take it all day. * - harb November 1, 2026, 19:50:51
Broncos have some 2001 Bears vibes to them. Look like shit but win every game at the end somehow* - OB25 November 1, 2026, 18:26:07
- Wow. What a win for them. * - harb November 1, 2026, 18:37:57
I like pickles, but miss me with Briningstool* - Sammich November 1, 2026, 17:41:41
Tanner Arkin sighting * - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 1, 2026, 17:32:06
LOL how did they call that incomplete in the Pats Dolphins game?* - illini21 November 1, 2026, 17:16:52
Justin Herbert just having a meltdown of a season* - Carl Spackler November 1, 2026, 17:12:34
- Fire Harbaugh* - Poldark November 1, 2026, 17:24:58
It’s crazy how ass the Rams offense is* - illini21 November 1, 2026, 16:03:33
- Stafford has been low key bad this year it seems like. Some accuracy issues in the - voiceofreason November 1, 2026, 16:28:31
- Completely forgot that Scheelhaase is OC lol. Does McVay still call plays?* - illini21 November 1, 2026, 16:10:24
  - Yes McVay calls plays* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 1, 2026, 16:24:07
Thank you Detroit.* - Toonces November 1, 2026, 15:49:22
Watching Jerry Jones get mad never gets old* - illini222 November 1, 2026, 15:41:33
- Somehow they’ve lost 9 of the last 10 vs Arizona* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 1, 2026, 15:43:31
Lamar out for the year* - bjl63 November 1, 2026, 15:38:02
- I guess at least he wont take up space on my bench/IR anymore for fantasy* - shua November 1, 2026, 16:06:24
- Whoa. At the Bengals game..what happened?* - voiceofreason November 1, 2026, 15:47:15
  - Hit his hand on a defender mid-throw, will need surgery* - Sammich November 1, 2026, 16:01:03
    - Wow, brutal.* - voiceofreason November 1, 2026, 16:17:59
  - JOSEPH MCILHENNEY BURROW JR - assassin November 1, 2026, 15:48:24
    - 42 in my league. With the -8 for the turnovers lol.* - voiceofreason November 1, 2026, 16:18:26
- Wow. It didn’t even look that bad.* - Toonces November 1, 2026, 15:45:41
Announcer jinxed them at the kick* - timmer November 1, 2026, 15:20:26
That was the kick of a guy with $$ on the game…* - John Coctostan November 1, 2026, 15:19:57
- well, maybe just overtime. no doubter to win it* - assassin November 1, 2026, 15:41:55
  - Indeed* - John Coctostan November 1, 2026, 17:17:06
OH NO. WHAT A DISASTER* - assassin November 1, 2026, 15:19:30
lol Arizona* - bjl63 November 1, 2026, 15:19:28
- No game better deserves to end in a tie* - bjl63 November 1, 2026, 15:20:08
Over course he biffs the XP* - illini222 November 1, 2026, 15:19:22
Oh wow* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 1, 2026, 15:19:09
MINSHEW* - assassin November 1, 2026, 15:18:30
lol Dallas* - bjl63 November 1, 2026, 15:18:29
Gardner Minshew* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 1, 2026, 15:18:16
TB has thrown for 64 yards the last two weeks - bjl63 November 1, 2026, 15:15:19
What an embarrassing performance from the Bengals* - illini21 November 1, 2026, 15:06:27
- Zac Taylor special.* - voiceofreason November 1, 2026, 16:24:46
Gibbs is a cheat code* - illini21 November 1, 2026, 15:00:21
Starting to think I might actually want Minnesota to win this one? - OB25 November 1, 2026, 14:48:27
- It’s a tough call. Would be really really good for the Bears to beat Seattle - Orangeillini November 1, 2026, 14:56:31
Burrow has now thrown 3 INTs to Malik Hooker today* - illini21 November 1, 2026, 14:39:22
- I can’t figure him out. He’s universally regarded as elite and I mostly agree, but… - OB25 November 1, 2026, 14:42:07
  - I have a half baked theory that his wrist is biothering him this year. He’s been horrendous today.* - voiceofreason November 1, 2026, 14:44:33
    - Obviously turnovers are real bad and change games - assassin November 1, 2026, 15:06:59
      - Fair. Grading on a Burrow scale. 2 of his 3 ints were the worst throws I’ve seen from him.* - voiceofreason November 1, 2026, 15:48:27
        
        also fair. comes with bein a gunslinger, i suppose* - assassin November 1, 2026, 15:50:50
Can’t really tell what happened to Jack Campbell but he appears to be seriously injured* - illini21 November 1, 2026, 14:33:26
- The hit didn’t look too bad but it does not look good. * - harb November 1, 2026, 14:33:52
  - Yeah that didn’t look precautionary. Hope he’s okay* - illini21 November 1, 2026, 14:37:16
Scorching hot take - we should have drafted Brock Bowers instead of Rome Odunze. - OB25 November 1, 2026, 14:27:46
No pass completions for Tampa through three quarters - Sammich November 1, 2026, 14:14:13
- Six completions total for Atlanta, but four INTs* - timmer November 1, 2026, 14:33:25
- They won the same way last week. At least their offense isn’t fearing me going into next Sunday* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 1, 2026, 14:18:24
That Detroit play to St. Brown is going to get stolen by a lot of people - OB25 November 1, 2026, 14:12:51
- Here it is, he was even farther back than I thought… - OB25 November 1, 2026, 14:13:45
  - It does have a CFL quality* - opossum jenkins November 1, 2026, 15:15:28
  - God damn, I hate that you can't switch to landscape mode for videos anymore* - Sammich November 1, 2026, 14:15:23
    - Also, that looked slightly mis-timed - Sammich November 1, 2026, 14:16:29
This Minny D is so good * - MC November 1, 2026, 13:16:17
Flacco was pretty good. Dilfer pretty mediocre * - illiniranger November 1, 2026, 12:49:19
- Calling Dilfer mediocre is being very generous* - bjl63 November 1, 2026, 13:52:07
Justin Jefferson letting everyone know he's still pretty good* - Sammich November 1, 2026, 12:48:54
Is this the week 8 nfl thread? These taunting penalties the nfl is handing out are asinine - IlliniSax05 November 1, 2026, 12:32:44

BS to overturn that St Brown TD, too - Sammich November 1, 2026, 12:35:36
- It's basically an issue with instant replay - IlliniSax05 November 1, 2026, 12:46:45

Lamar is the NFL version of James Harden - DT November 1, 2026, 12:26:27
- You made similar posts about Flacco before he won - CanHartlebHireSnider November 1, 2026, 12:31:31
  - Lamar has been lucky to win any game in the playoffs - bjl63 November 1, 2026, 13:53:44
Joe Flacco did seem like he was imbued with extra powers during that playoff run.* - Toonces November 1, 2026, 12:23:02
- The Mile High Miracle alone would go for ten losing seasons on the open market* - Sammich November 1, 2026, 12:27:51

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